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Originally posted by Kepler View PostThere's someone for everyone.That community is already in the process of dissolution where each man begins to eye his neighbor as a possible enemy, where non-conformity with the accepted creed, political as well as religious, is a mark of disaffection; where denunciation, without specification or backing, takes the place of evidence; where orthodoxy chokes freedom of dissent; where faith in the eventual supremacy of reason has become so timid that we dare not enter our convictions in the open lists, to win or lose.
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Originally posted by Kepler View PostThere's someone for everyone."The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984
"One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir
"Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth
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Originally posted by St. Clown View PostWhy do all the prostitution charges read "Prostition"?Code:As of 9/21/10: As of 9/13/10: College Hockey 6 College Football 0 BTHC 4 WCHA FC: 1
Originally posted by SanTropezMay your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.Originally posted by bigblue_dlI don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..Originally posted by KeplerWhen the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
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Originally posted by SJHovey View PostMan, talk about sorting pictures from best to worst.Cornell University
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Originally posted by St. Clown View PostWhy do all the prostitution charges read "Prostition"?CCT '77 & '78
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@nbcwashington: Baltimore County Police say a person dressed in a unicorn costume and wielding a crowbar tried to rob a convenience store. http://nbc4dc.com/inSplMpCCT '77 & '78
4 kids
5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)
”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.
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Originally posted by joecct View Post@nbcwashington: Baltimore County Police say a person dressed in a unicorn costume and wielding a crowbar tried to rob a convenience store. http://nbc4dc.com/inSplMpJordan Kawaguchi for Hobey!!
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mns, this is why i love you.
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MNS - forking genius.
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MNS - sometimes you gotta answer your true calling. I think yours is being a pimp.
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I am a fan of MNS.
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So my better half's homestead is all aflutter right now because Dr. Mrs.' nephew has a 18th birthday photo where he is probably casually throwing the white nationalist "OK" hand gesture (either that or he's fondling his dick), and his Mom (Dr. Mrs.' sister-in-law) posted it as "isn't he cute?", presumably unknowingly. That family side is Dumpy, so they should be clued in, but they're also AZ trailer trash with money, so they may well not.
The Dad is a public school teacher and baseball coach - probably not a good look for him.
I recommended that if somebody talks to the parents about it they should phrase it as "nobody's gonna hire him" otherwise they'll become defensive / ideological / Dumpish etc.Last edited by Kepler; 03-16-2019, 03:52 PM.Cornell University
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Two drunks with one call
@fox5dc: YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP: Driver who reported another driver for drunk driving forgot he was also drunk, police say http://www.fox5dc.com/news/police-dr...was-also-drunkCCT '77 & '78
4 kids
5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)
”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.
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Viral challenge going around: Google "Florida man" followed by your birthday.
I got a story about Florida Man getting shot over a parking spot.Michigan Tech Huskies Pep Band: There's No Use Trying To Talk. No Human Sound Can Stand Up To This. Loud Enough To Knock You Down.
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Originally posted by Twitch Boy View PostViral challenge going around: Google "Florida man" followed by your birthday.
I got a story about Florida Man getting shot over a parking spot.
1. FLORIDA MAN THROWS TOILET THROUGH SCHOOL BOARD BUILDING WINDOW IN ILLINOIS, IS ARRESTED SITTING ON ANOTHER
2. Florida man arrested after hitting girlfriend in face with burrito
3. Florida man dressed in dog costume admits to having sex with his pet husky “Ember”, filming it, and posting it onlineCornell University
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My first results:Marlins' Minor League Team to Host 'Florida Man' Night, Will Attempt to Break a Law Every Inning"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984
"One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir
"Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth
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“Florida man, 81, arrested for trying to buy 8 year old girl at Walmart for 200k.”
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usa...amp/1502956002
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