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    There's someone for everyone.
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    • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

      Originally posted by Kepler View Post
      I've never seen a mugshot with someone flippin double birds before...

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      • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

        Originally posted by Kepler View Post
        Man, talk about sorting pictures from best to worst. I was real happy that list stopped at 25. By 50 it would have just been some random pug.
        That community is already in the process of dissolution where each man begins to eye his neighbor as a possible enemy, where non-conformity with the accepted creed, political as well as religious, is a mark of disaffection; where denunciation, without specification or backing, takes the place of evidence; where orthodoxy chokes freedom of dissent; where faith in the eventual supremacy of reason has become so timid that we dare not enter our convictions in the open lists, to win or lose.

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        • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

          Originally posted by Kepler View Post
          Why do all the prostitution charges read "Prostition"?
          "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

          "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

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          • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

            Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
            Why do all the prostitution charges read "Prostition"?
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            When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
            He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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            • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

              Originally posted by SJHovey View Post
              Man, talk about sorting pictures from best to worst.
              6 and 11 are transposed.
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              • Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                Why do all the prostitution charges read "Prostition"?
                Slang for enlarged prostate
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                • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                  @nbcwashington: Baltimore County Police say a person dressed in a unicorn costume and wielding a crowbar tried to rob a convenience store. http://nbc4dc.com/inSplMp
                  CCT '77 & '78
                  4 kids
                  5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                  1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                  ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                  - Benjamin Franklin

                  Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                  I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                  • Originally posted by joecct View Post
                    @nbcwashington: Baltimore County Police say a person dressed in a unicorn costume and wielding a crowbar tried to rob a convenience store. http://nbc4dc.com/inSplMp
                    Can't wait to see how Florida Man responds...
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                    • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                      So my better half's homestead is all aflutter right now because Dr. Mrs.' nephew has a 18th birthday photo where he is probably casually throwing the white nationalist "OK" hand gesture (either that or he's fondling his dick), and his Mom (Dr. Mrs.' sister-in-law) posted it as "isn't he cute?", presumably unknowingly. That family side is Dumpy, so they should be clued in, but they're also AZ trailer trash with money, so they may well not.

                      The Dad is a public school teacher and baseball coach - probably not a good look for him.

                      I recommended that if somebody talks to the parents about it they should phrase it as "nobody's gonna hire him" otherwise they'll become defensive / ideological / Dumpish etc.
                      Last edited by Kepler; 03-16-2019, 03:52 PM.
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                      ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
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                      • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                        Two drunks with one call

                        @fox5dc: YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP: Driver who reported another driver for drunk driving forgot he was also drunk, police say http://www.fox5dc.com/news/police-dr...was-also-drunk
                        CCT '77 & '78
                        4 kids
                        5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                        1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                        ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                        - Benjamin Franklin

                        Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                        I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                        • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                          Viral challenge going around: Google "Florida man" followed by your birthday.

                          I got a story about Florida Man getting shot over a parking spot.
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                          • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                            Originally posted by Twitch Boy View Post
                            Viral challenge going around: Google "Florida man" followed by your birthday.

                            I got a story about Florida Man getting shot over a parking spot.
                            I got:

                            1. FLORIDA MAN THROWS TOILET THROUGH SCHOOL BOARD BUILDING WINDOW IN ILLINOIS, IS ARRESTED SITTING ON ANOTHER

                            2. Florida man arrested after hitting girlfriend in face with burrito

                            3. Florida man dressed in dog costume admits to having sex with his pet husky “Ember”, filming it, and posting it online
                            Cornell University
                            National Champion 1967, 1970
                            ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                            Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                            • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                              My first results:Marlins' Minor League Team to Host 'Florida Man' Night, Will Attempt to Break a Law Every Inning
                              "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                              "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

                              "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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                              • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                                “Florida man, 81, arrested for trying to buy 8 year old girl at Walmart for 200k.”

                                https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usa...amp/1502956002

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