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    As near as I can tell this is real.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    As near as I can tell this is real.
    Yep, it's real, but temporary. They're taking over an existing hotel in Palm Springs for 4 nights in August, and re-theming it.
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    Annnnnnnnnnnd we're all gonna die

    (Comment #1 is the very first thing I thought of.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Annnnnnnnnnnd we're all gonna die
    Who's surprised?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
    Who's surprised?
    Couldnít happen to better people, either.

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    Couldnít happen to better people, either.
    It is the truest measure of my hatred of yellow jackets that I would not wish them even on the South. God they are loathsome. So pretty, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Annnnnnnnnnnd we're all gonna die

    (Comment #1 is the very first thing I thought of.)
    Or maybe we just "leak" that the D party holds secret abortion parties in those nests and watch the hillbillies take action. That might very well get two birds with a single stone (or at minimum, a few minutes of Youtube entertainment )
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    How do you not notice and take care of that nest pictured before it gets that big?

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    How do you not notice and take care of that nest pictured before it gets that big?
    Like I said, Comment #1. it's now been demoted though, so here it is. Every one of us who has owned a house must have thought this within 2 seconds of seeing the picture:

    How much meth/opioids do you have to do to not notice a yellow jacket nest hanging off the eave of your front porch before it gets 1/100th that size and remove it? Iíve suffered a few yellow jacket encounters and cohabitation isnít an option.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaceBoarder View Post
    Or maybe we just "leak" that the D party holds secret abortion parties in those nests and watch the hillbillies take action. That might very well get two birds with a single stone (or at minimum, a few minutes of Youtube entertainment )
    IINM somebody actually did this with hornet nests. They spread memes on righty sites that hornets nests were actually camouflaged cameras set up by liberals to track children. I wonder how many InfoWars bozos took a baseball bat to them and wound up in intensive care?
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    Good people on both sides, I assume.

    Extra points for the cops' reaction.
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    If that were a black man putting his hands on a white child, that man would have never made it into cuffs alive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    If that were a black man putting his hands on a white child, that man would have never made it into cuffs alive.
    Just think about what this guy's precursors did all the years before cell phones. And of course, in the years without cell phones the cops would have showed up and arrested the kid.

    And then our friends on the right would tut tut about the violence in the black community.

    God bless video.
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    Ignore Jill Newslady and Jim Anchorton and just go right to the man himself.
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