Detroit Tigers, Volume 10: The Tommy Bridges edition

[Hammer]

Just getting the toys out, since the other one will lock soon

HOMER LIGHT!!

[Hammer]

9-1 KC in the 7th. I feel like I'm at the carnival watching a merry-go-round the way they're hitting us around.

[Hammer]

HOSMER!!!!

GRAND SLAM!!!!

13-1 KC, top 7.

AAAaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[bronconick]

Bad time to have a mediocre GM and a man who probably wants to unload a franchise or two.

[Hammer]

Perfect time. Sell and burn this **** to the ground, and start over.

[Hammer]

Rondon plunks Moose and benches empty.

What a ****show.

[Hammer]

And Andrew Romine is going to pitch. Lovely.

[Hammer]

Oh, and Danny Duffy? I can't believe you thought it was a good idea to challenge Rondon. If big boy is hungry, that might be the last move you ever make.

[Hammer]

I don't know what they're going to do if they have to go get Romine.

[Hammer]

16-2 final.

Thankfully, this fiasco is over.

[MissThundercat]

16-2 final.

Thankfully, this fiasco is over.

"We want another one, just like the other one!"

[Hammer]

CASTELLANOS!!!!

3-1 KC, bottom 2

Keuchel is at 55 pitches with 2 out in the 2nd. He's not long for this game.

[Hammer]

MIGGY!!!!

4-2, bottom 5

[Hammer]

Rondon in. Let's see who gets one in the back tonight.

[Spartanforlife4]

Rondon in. Let's see who gets one in the back tonight.

Maybe someone in the stands had their back turned on the HR?

[Hammer]

3-run bomb from Josh Reddick.

Goodbye lead.

Hopefully goodbye Rondon.

[Hammer]

Maybe someone in the stands had their back turned on the HR?

I was **** tempted to get the homer light.

[Hammer]

Rondon removed. 4 batters faced. 3 ER allowed.

i hope he's wearing a manzier, or else the fans are going to boo his nipples off.

[Hammer]

5-3 final.

[Hammer]

Gibby's trying to do math on TV. This should end well.