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  • #676
    Re: Climate Change 2: Thank God for Global Warming

    Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    Good plan.
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    Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
    Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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    • #677
      Re: Climate Change 2: Thank God for Global Warming

      Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
      You guys must be a blast at parties. 😜
      Nobody invites me to parties...
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      • #678
        Re: Climate Change 2: Thank God for Global Warming

        Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
        I’m going to have to wake up every day and apologize to my children.
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        May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
        Originally posted by bigblue_dl
        I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
        Originally posted by Kepler
        When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
        He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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        • #679
          Re: Climate Change 2: Thank God for Global Warming

          I’m not having kids.

          Greenland ice sheet dumped 197 billion tons of water into the North Atlantic. In July.

          https://www.washingtonpost.com/weath...ic-july-alone/

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          • #680
            Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
            I’m not having kids.

            Greenland ice sheet dumped 197 billion tons of water into the North Atlantic. In July.

            https://www.washingtonpost.com/weath...ic-july-alone/
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            • #681
              Re: Climate Change 2: Thank God for Global Warming

              Originally posted by joecct View Post
              And then your genes are lost forever. Make this a better place, not cede the battlefield to your opponents.
              Exactly. I didn't reproduce. Meanwhile my MAGA equivalent just pumped his 6th cum-quat into the WalMart lard folds of his 4th different baby momma.

              Don't Idiocracy America; get in there and spawn!

              It would be indeed be ironic if the Fetus Fondlers got their way on Roe and the result was a tidal wave of intelligent, super healthy liberal babies who grew up to vote their unhealthy, cretin, right wing peers into electoral oblivion.

              Fertile Communism!!!
              Last edited by Kepler; 08-02-2019, 09:16 AM.
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              • #682
                Re: Climate Change 2: Thank God for Global Warming

                You two old dudes won’t change my mind I can inflict change without biologically spawning.

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                • #683
                  Re: Climate Change 2: Thank God for Global Warming

                  Either way, I can't spawn. That thing between my legs doesn't really work any more, and even with a new vagina, I'm not getting the entire hardware package.

                  And thanks to Republicans, pretty soon I won't be allowed to adopt children anyway. Gotta keep the trans away from kids...

                  When my partner and I eventually get married (gotta do that before Obergefell gets overturned), their kids will become my kids.
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                  • #684
                    Re: Climate Change 2: Thank God for Global Warming

                    Originally posted by joecct View Post
                    And then your genes are lost forever. Make this a better place, not cede the battlefield to your opponents.
                    Yeah, don't lose the baby race, you fool.

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                    • #685
                      Re: Climate Change 2: Thank God for Global Warming

                      Originally posted by joecct View Post
                      And then your genes are lost forever. Make this a better place, not cede the battlefield to your opponents.
                      Or let her decide what she wants to do with her body. Oh wait...Right Wingers dont like that idea.
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                      • #686
                        Re: Climate Change 2: Thank God for Global Warming

                        Mrs. burd and I have three daughters, each of whom won the genetic lottery in both looks and brains (not me--Mrs. b, plus the Schwanns man is a stud). All have partners and all are currently choosing not to have kids because of global warming and the related issues. And they are optimists in most matters, but they are also acutely aware. I feel some regret but mostly respect.

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                        • #687
                          Re: Climate Change 2: Thank God for Global Warming

                          Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                          You two old dudes won’t change my mind I can inflict change without biologically spawning.
                          Not even with a drink and the right music?

                          But you don't actually have to pop them out yourself. There's tons of kids who need adoption and merely raising them with love and generosity is enough to stop them from becoming cramped, cowardly conservatives who need guns to compensate for their lack of ethics and avarice to make up for their lack of artistic (and other) stamina.
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                          • #688
                            Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                            Not even with a drink and the right music?

                            But you don't actually have to pop them out yourself. There's tons of kids who need adoption and merely raising them with love and generosity is enough to stop them from becoming cramped, cowardly conservatives who need guns to compensate for their lack of ethics and avarice to make up for their lack of artistic (and other) stamina.
                            Yes, that’s an option for me.

                            I have a former friend - because I quit talking to her- who told me she thought it was selfish to live and not reproduce. That she needed to know she was leaving her genes here.
                            She also says Obama was the great divider, has wealthy parents who will leave her money, and votes republican. Her kids will grow up fighting for resources with everyone else when the **** hits the fans. And she voted for it so she could stick it to the brown people.

                            I don’t feel too selfish.

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                            • #689
                              Re: Climate Change 2: Thank God for Global Warming

                              Originally posted by burd View Post
                              Mrs. burd and I have three daughters, each of whom won the genetic lottery in both looks and brains (not me--Mrs. b, plus the Schwanns man is a stud). All have partners and all are currently choosing not to have kids because of global warming and the related issues. And they are optimists in most matters, but they are also acutely aware. I feel some regret but mostly respect.
                              Dammit... See, our society's people aren't having kids. This is a problem. I'm not judging them by any means, I just wish they had a different opinion.

                              We need more smart people to fix the problems. Yeah, you won't contribute to the sh-tiness, but it's essentially giving up and saying there is no fix. It's Andrew Yang's stupid comment playing out in real life. It's honestly going to do more harm than good. I'd rather go down fighting than give up and say, "Yeah, the only advanced intelligent lifeform in the universe as we know it should just be condemned." I really struggle with that concept.
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                              Originally posted by SanTropez
                              May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                              Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                              I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                              Originally posted by Kepler
                              When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                              He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                              • #690
                                Re: Climate Change 2: Thank God for Global Warming

                                Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                                Dammit... See, our society's people aren't having kids. This is a problem. I'm not judging them by any means, I just wish they had a different opinion.

                                We need more smart people to fix the problems. Yeah, you won't contribute to the sh-tiness, but it's essentially giving up and saying there is no fix. It's Andrew Yang's stupid comment playing out in real life. It's honestly going to do more harm than good. I'd rather go down fighting than give up and say, "Yeah, the only advanced intelligent lifeform in the universe as we know it should just be condemned." I really struggle with that concept.
                                Two things. First, the lifeform will certainly not be condemned because a small number decide not to procreate. The numbers will continue to grow.

                                Second, as Kep noted, adoption is a good way to ensure that a child or children have been raised in an environment of love, tolerance, and curiosity.

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