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    The only way you prevent premarital sex is to make eunuchs of us all. Even then, Ian Malcolm will prevail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    The only way you prevent premarital sex is to make eunuchs of us all. Even then, Ian Malcolm will prevail.
    Yashim does alright.

    The only way you prevent premarital sex is to marry people the instant they hit puberty. They won't necessarily be ****ing their spouse, but they will be married...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    The only way you prevent premarital sex is to make eunuchs of us all. Even then, Ian Malcolm will prevail.
    Single sex schools. That and saltpeter.
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    How's this sermon working in Africa there captain insane-o?

    They'll go out and commit genocide because some pastor says to but they can't resist sex?
    Well maytee, the amazing thing in Africa is AIDs is much more prevalent, all the more reason to keep your tool in the drawer until you are ready to build permanently. I'm not sure if premarital sex is more prevalent in Africa or North America.
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    Single sex schools. That and saltpeter.
    LOL. You clearly never dated Catholic school girls growing up. Let's just say single sex schools had the opposite effect of what you're saying.

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    LOL. You clearly never dated Catholic school girls growing up. Let's just say single sex schools had the opposite effect of what you're saying.
    Went to Catholic School for 9 years. I can attest to this. Not a single sex school, but that enhances the effect that you do not want.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    The only way you prevent premarital sex is to make eunuchs of us all. Even then, Ian Malcolm will prevail.
    I'm telling you purity rings are the way to go. It's a sure thing.
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    I borrowed it for a moment from you.
    You must spread....
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    Why should someone wait till marriage to have sex? What if they have no interest in ever being married?

    Responsible sex is really the only answer. Unfortunately, it'll never be perfect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unofan View Post
    LOL. You clearly never dated Catholic school girls growing up. Let's just say single sex schools had the opposite effect of what you're saying.
    I believe Frank Zappa had a song about this... ;-)

    I can also readily attest to the truth of unofan's comments. Every boy in my high school knew that to maximize ROI you went directly to the parochial school girls. All the constant drumbeat of protecting their precious did was tee them up for the first 3 wood to come along. Public high school Catholic girls, ironically, were a lock pickers' nightmare.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unofan View Post
    LOL. You clearly never dated Catholic school girls growing up. Let's just say single sex schools had the opposite effect of what you're saying.
    No thit, Therlock. 11/12 years of Catholic eddication and HS was all boys.

    But don't forget that back in the day there was the Ivy League and the Seven Sisters. And Clarkson was all men until the late 60's/early 70's (note that period was the most successful for our hockey team).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timothy A View Post
    Well maytee, the amazing thing in Africa is AIDs is much more prevalent, all the more reason to keep your tool in the drawer until you are ready to build permanently. I'm not sure if premarital sex is more prevalent in Africa or North America.
    The education is so poor and so focused on 'just no sex ever' that they don't even know how they can get aids or what a condom even is. Being in the same room or being breathed on by someone with aids? Well that seems like a reasonable way to get it.

    They have so little education past wait till marriage that marriage itself is a pronounced risk of getting HIV for women. The husbands believing that cause they are married they don't need to ever wear a condom. Abstinence backfire!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxton View Post
    They have so little education past wait till marriage that marriage itself is a pronounced risk of getting HIV for women. The husbands believing that cause they are married they don't need to ever wear a condom. Abstinence backfire!
    That is so ignorant. Everybody knows you need to rape a baby.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    I believe Frank Zappa had a song about this... ;-)

    I can also readily attest to the truth of unofan's comments. Every boy in my high school knew that to maximize ROI you went directly to the parochial school girls. All the constant drumbeat of protecting their precious did was tee them up for the first 3 wood to come along. Public high school Catholic girls, ironically, were a lock pickers' nightmare.
    Forgot this one - a Good Catholic Girl was told to bring three things on a date:
    (1) Newspaper
    (2) Hat pin / safety pin
    (3) Rosary

    The newspaper was to put on the boy's lap if you had to sit on it. The pin was to protect yourself from the inevitable unwanted advances. The rosary was for when (1) and (2) failed.

    And Good Catholic Girls never wore black patent leather shoes as Wicked Boys would be able to see the reflection of the GCG's unmentionables on the shoes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    Forgot this one - a Good Catholic Girl was told to bring three things on a date:
    (1) Newspaper
    (2) Hat pin / safety pin
    (3) Rosary

    The newspaper was to put on the boy's lap if you had to sit on it. The pin was to protect yourself from the inevitable unwanted advances. The rosary was for when (1) and (2) failed.

    And Good Catholic Girls never wore black patent leather shoes as Wicked Boys would be able to see the reflection of the GCG's unmentionables on the shoes.
    Don't forget, when dancing with a member of the opposite sex, leave enough room in between you for the Holy Spirit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brenthoven View Post
    Don't forget, when dancing with a member of the opposite sex, leave enough room in between you for the Holy Spirit.
    And 48 kids in the classroom. All well behaved...
    Rising as one when Father walked into the classroom and reciting in unison "Good morning Father Boland." Then Father would talk to Sister in front of the class asking if we were learning and were obedient. Then he would give us his blessing (and we were on our knees) as he left the class.

    Baltimore Catechism. Let me tell you God does exist and His personal representative was the Pastor of the parish!

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    And 48 kids in the classroom. All well behaved...
    Rising as one when Father walked into the classroom and reciting in unison "Good morning Father Boland." Then Father would talk to Sister in front of the class asking if we were learning and were obedient. Then he would give us his blessing (and we were on our knees) as he left the class.

    Baltimore Catechism. Let me tell you God does exist and His personal representative was the Pastor of the parish!

    In closing, go to your local library and read 3 books by John Powers
    The Last Catholic in America
    Do Black Patent Leather Shoes Really Reflect Upwards?
    The Unoriginal Sinner and Ice Cream God.
    Our grade was basically the bad grade in our school. The nun principal even "hired" the grade above us to keep us in line on the playground. We got the yearbook to not get published for 2 years, due to "inappropriate comments written in the yearbooks" and such.

    My brother was two years behind me. And their class was actually worse at times. He had a classmate (childhood friend of ours) get a nun to say, and I quote, "My dear, you are the reason for abortions." /truestory
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    Different generations -- I'm 59, you're hopefully much younger Dad to Be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    Different generations -- I'm 59, you're hopefully much younger Dad to Be.
    I'm about to go over the proverbial hill.
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    I'm about to go over the proverbial hill.
    It's hills from here on out, trust me.
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