Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
Met a French guy today. I asked him if he knew any German. He said no. I said, "You're welcome."
Adam was strolling around Eden, and came across an elephant. They exchanged pleasantries, and the elephant said, "I have a question. How do you breath through that thing?"
Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
Pirate walks into a bar, has a steering wheel sticking out of his pants.
Bartender says, "Hey buddy, you know you got a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?"
Pirate says, "Aye, 'tis drivin' me nuts!!"
What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
What does a gay horse eat?
Hayyyyyyyyyyyy!
Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
I've got a great Ebola joke, but y'all probably won't get it.
Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens
Pirate walks into a bar, has a steering wheel sticking out of his pants.
Bartender says, "Hey buddy, you know you got a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?"
Pirate says, "Aye, 'tis drivin' me nuts!!"
But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
Originally posted by Doyle Woody
Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
Alright, I'll sanitize this so I don't get banned.
Man walks along the street, comes upon a shop selling fruit. Shopkeeper says, "here, try this apple for a buck, it tastes like a banana".
Man says, "hmm, ok, I'll try it ", takes a big bite, and sure enough, tastes like a banana. Shopkeeper says, "turn it around"
Man does, takes another bite, and says, "wow, this tastes like a pear"
Shopkeeper moves closer, whispers in his ear. "Tell you what, you come out back, and for $5, I've got an apple that tastes like vagina"
Man gives him the five bucks, follows him into the back. Shopkeeper hands him an apple, guy takes a big bite and immediately spits it out.
"This tastes like chit!!!"
"Turn it around"
What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?
Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Truly ... I saw it on the news recently.
A scruffy, semi-shredded rope walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "sorry, we don't allow ropes in here."
To which rope responds, "Rope!?! I'm a frayed knot!"
Which school is the one that's "5, one to hold the lightbulb and four to drink until the room starts to spin"? I use that one for UAF.
I always heard that as Irishmen. The country, not the school
bigmrg74: "You can't drink the day away if you don't start early!" SledDog: "UncleRay seems to be the most sensible one here tonight." All great men are dead and I'm not feeling well. A Margarita! in every hand and another Margarita! in the other hand!
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