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  • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

    Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
    In the movie Blast from the Past, there's a scene where the father, played Christopher Walken, tries to explain baseball to his son, who has only known life living in a bomb shelter. It's clearly a play on the Cooperstown sign. The kid isn't getting the whole concept of a force-out. The whole scene becomes a mini-montage. Later in the movie, when the now adult son is out in the world, he attends his first baseball game and has that moment of recognition, "I get it now, it's because he has to!"
    While not a great movie, it's a movie very much worth watching. It was well done, for what it was. I still chortle when I see the scene "Oh my lucky stars! A Negro!"
    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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    • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

      A lawyer, a real estate agent, and a consultant walk into a bar. They proceed to complain about how Wall Street is "so dishonest". #irony

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      • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

        How do you restore your body back to factory settings? Is it kale? It's kale, isn't it? Please don't say kale.
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        • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

          Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
          How do you restore your body back to factory settings?
          Have you tried turning it off and on again?
          Last edited by Kepler; 06-06-2017, 07:54 AM.
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          • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

            That clip better involve Kiefer Sutherland.
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            May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
            Originally posted by bigblue_dl
            I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
            Originally posted by Kepler
            When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
            He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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            • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

              Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
              That clip better involve Kiefer Sutherland.
              I'm still mad at KS for 24. I swear that show single-handedly set American foreign policy back 50 years.
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              • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

                Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                I'm still mad at KS for 24. I swear that show single-handedly set American foreign policy back 50 years.
                I liked the first few seasons. You could be right though.

                Also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatliners
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                College Hockey 6       College Football 0
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                Originally posted by SanTropez
                May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                Originally posted by Kepler
                When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

                  A photon is checking into a hotel when the desk worker asks him if he needs help with his luggage. The photon replies, "No, that's okay. I'm traveling light."
                  "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                  "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

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                  • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

                    Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                    A photon is checking into a hotel when the desk worker asks him if he needs help with his luggage. The photon replies, "No, that's okay. I'm traveling light."
                    Were they traveling through a slit or a revolving door?
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                    College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                    BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                    Originally posted by SanTropez
                    May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                    Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                    I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                    Originally posted by Kepler
                    When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                    He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                    • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

                      Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                      Were they traveling through a slit or a revolving door?
                      Well, the slit said it was both.

                      And neither.

                      But slits lie.
                      Last edited by Kepler; 06-06-2017, 11:15 AM.
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                      • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

                        Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                        Were they traveling through a slit or a revolving door?
                        That doesn't matter as much as if someone else was watching.
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                        • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

                          Eggs are fantastic for a fitness diet. If you don't like the taste, just add flour, butter, sugar, baking powder, and cocoa powder and bake in a 180C oven for 30 minutes.
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                          • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

                            Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                            180C
                            What kind of sorcery is this?
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                            • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

                              Originally posted by kepler View Post
                              what kind of sorcery is this?
                              350f
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                              • Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...

                                Two guys got caught stealing from the calendar factory.

                                They each got six months.
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