Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
Ghost: BOOOOOOOO!
Me: Are you trying to scare me?
Ghost: No, you suck.
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Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
Inventor of Glue: You know, I bet if we melt that horse over there, we could use what's left to stick stuff to other stuff.
Me: Dude, are you okay?
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Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
What does a lesbian bring on a first date?
A U-Haul.
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I have a friend who would tell me all of the various lesbian jokes back in the day. That might have been the first one she told me. Still funny.
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984
"One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir
"Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth
Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
Lesbian Bachelorette would be 13 episodes of "I don't know if she likes me likes me."
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Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
A: Will I be alright, Doc?
B: I don't know, mercury's in Uranus.
A: I don't do that astrology stuff!
B: Me neither; my thermometer just broke!
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Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
Rando: Wait... you're trans?
Me: I don't know... it started off as a one month free trial, but I forgot to cancel it, so here I am.
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If you seriously said this to somebody I hereby high five you from 1500 miles off.
I did.
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Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
Can you tell me if the skulls of my enemies are dishwasher safe?
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Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
Q: What do you trust more than the government?
A: The ads on PornHub telling me girls within 3 miles of me want to hook up.
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Re: A light bulb, a door-to-door jokester and a geneticist walk into a bar ...
Want to hear a self-depricating joke?
Not really.
Good call. I'd have messed it up anyway.
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