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Whenever I console a grammar Nazi, I give them a hug and say there, they're, their.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View PostWhenever I console a grammar Nazi, I give them a hug and say there, they're, their.CCT '77 & '78
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
I saw a line in an interview with Michael Weatherly. Apparently he was in an episode of The Cosby Show as Theo's college roommate. He had a casting call for a recurring role, and he showed up with a subway token taped to his forehead.
"Who are you?" he was asked.
-- the token white guy.
He was not asked to return."Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
"Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.CCT '77 & '78
4 kids
5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)
”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
This one is from Rocko's Modern Life:
"I wanted to be a surgeon, but I just couldn't cut it!"Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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If you think microwaves spying on you is bad, remember that your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Last year, I joined a self-help group for procrastinators. They keep saying "we'll meet tomorrow..."Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Saw this on a church sign, and maybe joecct will add on:
"Jesus changed a grave situation."Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Cashew (n): The sound of a nut sneezingFacebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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I stopped believing for a little while this morning. Journey is going to be so mad...Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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A friend of mine who's really into plants was telling me that the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation.
When I expressed doubts, they looked me and said, "Let me tell you, with fronds like these, who needs enemas?"The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.
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