Really Terrible Puns, v 10

[MissThundercat]

You can't run through a campground. You can only ran because it's past tents.

Camping: it's in tents!

[Tiggsy]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I'd like to thank everyone who helped me define the word "many." It really means a lot.

[MissThundercat]

Whenever I console a grammar Nazi, I give them a hug and say there, they're, their.

[joecct]

Whenever I console a grammar Nazi, I give them a hug and say there, they're, their.

Here hear!

[FreshFish]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I saw a line in an interview with Michael Weatherly. Apparently he was in an episode of The Cosby Show as Theo's college roommate. He had a casting call for a recurring role, and he showed up with a subway token taped to his forehead.

"Who are you?" he was asked.
-- the token white guy.

He was not asked to return.

[joecct]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

This one is from Rocko's Modern Life:

"I wanted to be a surgeon, but I just couldn't cut it!"

[MissThundercat]

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If you think microwaves spying on you is bad, remember that your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.

[Tiggsy]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

If you think microwaves spying on you is bad, remember that your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.

No way! That sucks.

[MissThundercat]

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Last year, I joined a self-help group for procrastinators. They keep saying "we'll meet tomorrow..."

[MissThundercat]

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Saw this on a church sign, and maybe joecct will add on:

"Jesus changed a grave situation."

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Cashew (n): The sound of a nut sneezing

[MissThundercat]

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I stopped believing for a little while this morning. Journey is going to be so mad...

[Tiggsy]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Most people should have known the Soviet Union would collapse. There were red flags everywhere.

[The Sicatoka]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

A friend of mine who's really into plants was telling me that the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation.

When I expressed doubts, they looked me and said, "Let me tell you, with fronds like these, who needs enemas?"