Reply With QuoteThat's a good yarn! It reminds of the furball my squadron and I had flying Hellcats over Drambuie in the big war.Originally Posted by ShirtlessBob
You've cat to be kitten me right meow.
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“Don't bend; don't water it down; don't try to make it logical; don't edit your own soul according to the fashion. Rather, follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly.”
― Franz Kafka
Adventures With Amber Marie
That's a good yarn! It reminds of the furball my squadron and I had flying Hellcats over Drambuie in the big war.
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CCT '77 & '78
4 kids
4 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)
”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.
The (now former) Speaker of the NY State Legislature General Assembly, Sheldon Silver, was recently indicted basically for accepting bribes, though technically the charges are "theft of government services."
The NY City tabloids have had some fun: "Tarnished Silver" and "Silver Hammer Comes Down on Shelly" for example.
"Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
"Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin
"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats
"People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom
Wife calls 911 - tells them she found her husband unresponsive in bed
CCT '77 & '78
4 kids
4 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)
”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.
If I trip over a bra... is it a boobie trap?
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“Don't bend; don't water it down; don't try to make it logical; don't edit your own soul according to the fashion. Rather, follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly.”
― Franz Kafka
Adventures With Amber Marie
A 2 Pac of Eminems for 50 Cent? That's Ludacris!
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“Don't bend; don't water it down; don't try to make it logical; don't edit your own soul according to the fashion. Rather, follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly.”
― Franz Kafka
Adventures With Amber Marie
Well...... When Germany got Hungary, it fried Turkey in Greece. That's all I got....
My girlfriend dumped me because I made too many Linkin Park references, but In The End, it doesn't even matter.
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“Don't bend; don't water it down; don't try to make it logical; don't edit your own soul according to the fashion. Rather, follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly.”
― Franz Kafka
Adventures With Amber Marie
March fourth into the light!
It was an honor to present your colors, RPI. Let's Go 'TUTE!
May 14th, 2011, 11:00 PM ET: 2147483647
"Better to be infamous than never famous at all." -Roger Stone
What do you call a bunny in a kilt?
A hopscotch.
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“Don't bend; don't water it down; don't try to make it logical; don't edit your own soul according to the fashion. Rather, follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly.”
― Franz Kafka
Adventures With Amber Marie
Is it true that the man who designed the thong was named Seymour Butz?
"Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
"Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin
"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats
"People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom
Nope, Jacques Strap.
It was an honor to present your colors, RPI. Let's Go 'TUTE!
May 14th, 2011, 11:00 PM ET: 2147483647
"Better to be infamous than never famous at all." -Roger Stone
He's an artsy movie producer.
CCT '77 & '78
4 kids
4 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)
”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.
Why do the Ag schools do so badly in the NCAA Basketball Tournament?
Because they get poorly seeded.
Boosh Factor 4
I thought it was because everything of theirs is silver.
It was an honor to present your colors, RPI. Let's Go 'TUTE!
May 14th, 2011, 11:00 PM ET: 2147483647
"Better to be infamous than never famous at all." -Roger Stone
why don't hockey players tell jokes while playing?
they don't want to crack up the ice.
Boosh Factor 4
In speaking of terrible puns, Carmen Sandiego is actually being revived, including new crooks, such as Hal Apenyo.
It was an honor to present your colors, RPI. Let's Go 'TUTE!
May 14th, 2011, 11:00 PM ET: 2147483647
"Better to be infamous than never famous at all." -Roger Stone
For Greek myth trivia buffs:
Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus?
Nobody!
"Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
"Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin
"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats
"People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom
I'll bet a negative person's favorite style of bread is naan.
twitter: PipersHouse920, instagram: bobambermarie
“Don't bend; don't water it down; don't try to make it logical; don't edit your own soul according to the fashion. Rather, follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly.”
― Franz Kafka
Adventures With Amber Marie
Would this get past the licence plate censor?
370H55VW
CCT '77 & '78
4 kids
4 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)
”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.
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