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Thread: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    A few puns make me numb, but math puns make me number.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    A stoner, a Jedi, and a surgeon all walk into a bar.

    Blunt force trauma.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    I always knock on the door of the refrigerator... just in case there's a salad dressing.
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