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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    A few puns make me numb, but math puns make me number.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    A stoner, a Jedi, and a surgeon all walk into a bar.

    Blunt force trauma.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    I always knock on the door of the refrigerator... just in case there's a salad dressing.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    *two knights are fighting*

    Knight 1: Why are you fighting me with a block of cheese?
    Knight 2: It's extra sharp.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Is stocking up on toilet paper a bum idea?

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    It's not a pun, but ...

    Chuck Norris has the coronavirus. Coronavirus has been quarantined for 14 days.
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    It shouldn’t be a surprise that Joe came back strong against Bernie.

    He was just Biden his time

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

    A receding hare line
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrDemento View Post
    What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

    A receding hare line
    toupee!

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    toupee!
    Hair today, gone tomorrow!
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    My nurse came into my office just now and told me I had a psychiatric patient in the waiting room who said he was invisible. I told her I couldn't see him.
    Take the shortest distance to the puck and arrive in ill humor

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?

    To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrDemento View Post
    Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?

    To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!
    Guess I'll have to scout for silver?

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    Quote Originally Posted by drdemento View Post
    my nurse came into my office just now and told me i had a psychiatric patient in the waiting room who said he was invisible. I told her i couldn't see him.

    :d.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    I bought a pig from Spain. Named him porque.
    Take the shortest distance to the puck and arrive in ill humor

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by jericho View Post
    :d.
    I love medical jokes, but PMS jokes are not funny. Period!
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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Not a pun, but I want to share my Come On Eileen parody:

    Covid 19
    slow the spread of disease
    use your elbow, when you cough or sneeze

    Social distance
    Introverts sure love it
    I need 6 feet, stay away from me!

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Quote Originally Posted by wolverineTrumpet View Post
    Not a pun, but I want to share my Come On Eileen parody:

    Covid 19
    slow the spread of disease
    use your elbow, when you cough or sneeze

    Social distance
    Introverts sure love it
    I need 6 feet, stay away from me!
    ear worm for the day ...
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    Yeah, but you're my favorite hag.

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    I had a difficult time in becoming a Dermatologist. I had to start from scratch!

    But was finally successful since I made no rash decisions.
    Take the shortest distance to the puck and arrive in ill humor

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    What are your #SocialDistancingPickUpLines ?

    Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6ft of me?

    You Smell So Good, Is That Purell You're Wearing?

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