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    What the Fark???

    Apparently, you cannot say wt (the f word) anymore on USCHO.

    So, I am trying to get the thread going again.

    In the Socialist Empire of Madison, where 3 children (!!!) have been murdered in the past week by parents or close acquaintences, the biggest hot topic is :

    The murder of Geese!

    https://host.madison.com/video/page/?...&genre_id=9077

    What the Fark?????

    The park people did this on the sly to get around the stupid protesters, and now they have to hold a 'Memorial' service!.

    Wow.

    I'm glad I moved out of Madison.
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    Bwaaahaaahaaahaaaa...

    I think they should hold another memorial service tomorrow for the ant that I stepped on this morning.

    But I thought it was the People's Republic of MADison, not the Socialist Empire.

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    Well -- apparently we have a west coast Lorena Bobbitt.... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14131133

    This one is not coming back, folks......
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    I have never met a goose that I haven't wanted to kill. They're mean ****ers that **** all over everything.
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    Re: What the Fark???

    Quote Originally Posted by MadTownSioux View Post
    Apparently, you cannot say wt (the f word) anymore on USCHO.
    Haven't been able to for ages, as far as I'm aware.
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    Re: What the Fark???

    Quote Originally Posted by jmh View Post
    Haven't been able to for ages, as far as I'm aware.
    No, I mean the 3 letters w, t, and f. There used to be a thread with it in it's header; It seems to have been deleted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadTownSioux View Post
    No, I mean the 3 letters w, t, and f. There used to be a thread with it in it's header; It seems to have been deleted.
    Yeah, it's been that way for ages. That thread title slipped through somehow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigblue_dl View Post
    I have never met a goose that I haven't wanted to kill. They're mean ****ers that **** all over everything.
    Geese suck. I miss chasing those stupid things around on a John Deere Gator at the Coon Rapids Dam. You have wings you idiots! Just fly the eff away!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigblue_dl View Post
    I have never met a goose that I haven't wanted to kill. They're mean ****ers that **** all over everything.
    One of the buildings I used to work in had a man-made lake near it where geese flocked. Sometimes they'd have nests near the doors of the building and charge at people. They were completely desensitized to cars, too, so honking at them did no good when they wandered around the roads.

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    Re: What the Fark???

    Quote Originally Posted by MadTownSioux View Post
    Apparently, you cannot say wt (the f word) anymore on USCHO.

    So, I am trying to get the thread going again.

    In the Socialist Empire of Madison, where 3 children (!!!) have been murdered in the past week by parents or close acquaintences, the biggest hot topic is :

    The murder of Geese!

    https://host.madison.com/video/page/?...&genre_id=9077

    What the Fark?????

    The park people did this on the sly to get around the stupid protesters, and now they have to hold a 'Memorial' service!.

    Wow.

    I'm glad I moved out of Madison.

    "We believe it was an undemocratic process..." That line is killing me here. Too bad she didn't comment on the human rights violations the geese no doubt suffered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by state of hockey View Post
    Geese suck. I miss chasing those stupid things around on a John Deere Gator at the Coon Rapids Dam. You have wings you idiots! Just fly the eff away!
    If they have young who haven't fledged yet, the adults won't leave them. The DNR took a couple families out of our pond one year by just herding them up to the back of our house and netting them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jen View Post
    One of the buildings I used to work in had a man-made lake near it where geese flocked. Sometimes they'd have nests near the doors of the building and charge at people. They were completely desensitized to cars, too, so honking at them did no good when they wandered around the roads.
    Conveniently, they aren't desensitized from 9-irons or number 2 shot 12 gauge shells.
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    And you still can't say pènis on here.

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    Becker was arrested Monday night after allegedly drugging her husband, tying him to a bed and then cutting off his *****, reports CBS station KCBS. The man awoke as he was being attacked, say authorities.

    "He was conscious when his ***** was removed," said Garden Grove police Lt. Jeff Nightengale.

    Authorities say Becker then threw the sex organ into a garbage disposal and turned it on.

    According to CBS station KCBS, Becker called 911 and told responding officers that her husband, whose name has not been released, "deserved it."
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    Quote Originally Posted by zamboni crash-test dummy View Post
    And you still can't say pènis on here.

    Woman drugs husband, severs *****, puts in garbage disposal
    Somewhere there is a tongue twister involving Becker's Pecker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigblue_dl View Post
    They're mean ****ers that **** all over everything.
    Oddly enough, I always heard this about children.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zamboni crash-test dummy View Post
    And you still can't say pènis on here.

    Woman drugs husband, severs *****, puts in garbage disposal
    I read this story the other day and I just had to laugh at one line in the story.

    "Since the man is a victim of sexual abuse, CNN will not disclose his identity."

    Really? You just told us the wife's name some five or six times in this story. How hard is it to find out the guy's name?
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    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    Well -- apparently we have a west coast Lorena Bobbitt.... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14131133

    This one is not coming back, folks......
    This is Lorena Bobbitt that had success in mind. my first thought was this woman made sure.

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    My hero.

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    DEPEW, N.Y. -- A Taco Bell employee in New York made a bold statement in announcing they quit.

    The employee left a message on the fast food restaurant's exterior sign Thursday night announcing they were leaving their position.

    The sign reads, "I QUIT - ADAM / **** YOU"

    A co-worker told WIVB-TV that "Adam" is a shift manager at the restaurant who wouldn't give the worker the Fourth of July off after they had worked 22 days straight, despite allowing others to have the day off.
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    Here is what is wrong with my homeland

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    Quebec sucks
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