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    Nice Plant #7: Get me off of this planet

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    Re: Nice Plant #7: Get me off of this planet

    This thread's title is from the Little Shop of Horrors file.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExileOnDaytonStreet View Post
    This thread's title is from the Little Shop of Horrors file.
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    Re: Nice Plant #7: Get me off of this planet

    I'd actually like to stay on the planet, and get all of the dip****s off of the planet. The planet itselft would be pretty nice if it weren't filled with multiple varieties of human trash.
    Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

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    Re: Nice Plant #7: Get me off of this planet

    High on the list of phrases I never thought I'd read: "executed by flame thrower."

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    Jesus.

    So much for hope of the apple falling away from the tree...

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    I thought the uncle being fed to dogs was a story from the Chinese Onion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Pio View Post
    High on the list of phrases I never thought I'd read: "executed by flame thrower."

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    Well, at least the boy is creative, I'll give him that. Its still not quite Sharks with laser beams, but hell, a flamethrower?? That is impressive in a morbid sort of way.
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    Re: Nice Plant #7: Get me off of this planet

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    Re: Nice Plant #7: Get me off of this planet

    You want to help children understand the laws about Common Core? We'll suspend you.

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    Re: Nice Plant #7: Get me off of this planet

    Quote Originally Posted by FlagDUDE08 View Post
    You want to help children understand the laws about Common Core? We'll suspend you.
    Spoiled child alert. It'll be hilarious a decade from now when she pulls that same stunt with her boss and gets fired.
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    Re: Nice Plant #7: Get me off of this planet

    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    Spoiled child alert. It'll be hilarious a decade from now when she pulls that same stunt with her boss and gets fired.
    Yep. Hilarious and completely justified. So many people have no clue what the real world is like, and they're all going to be in for a huge surprise when they get there. I hope they enjoy living in homeless shelters.
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    Re: Nice Plant #7: Get me off of this planet

    Quote Originally Posted by bigmrg74 View Post
    Well, at least the boy is creative, I'll give him that. Its still not quite Sharks with laser beams, but hell, a flamethrower?? That is impressive in a morbid sort of way.
    Not sure what was more creative - flame thrower or having the other guy stand where the mortar round was set to land. Very Wile E. Coyote of him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveP View Post
    Not sure what was more creative - flame thrower or having the other guy stand where the mortar round was set to land. Very Wile E. Coyote of him.
    Yeah, and the fact that they made him just stand there. Didn't mention anything about them restraining him or tying him to a post. Makes you wonder what would have happened to him if he had just jumped out of the way at the last minute. It would have to be something slow and drawn out, like a deli slicer set at its thinnest setting and slowly working on building their own version of the 3D guy.
    bueller: Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Why does Positrack work? Why does Ferris lose on the road and play dead at home?

    It just happens.


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    Re: Nice Plant #7: Get me off of this planet

    Quote Originally Posted by FlagDUDE08 View Post
    Wrong thread, again. You really aren't very good at this message board stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigblue_dl View Post
    Wrong thread, again. You really aren't very good at this message board stuff.
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