"I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late."
"I played golf...I did not get a hole-in-one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying."
"I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy."
"I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart." Mitch Hedberg