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Biddco
02-05-2012, 11:43 AM
Discuss.

Dirty
02-05-2012, 11:51 AM
UND absolutely dominates on Friday and Brock Nelson gets a natural hat trick in the third period. Aaron Dell has so little to do during the game that he abandons the net and goes to the Curling Club while still earning the shutout.

On Saturday Rocco Grimaldi makes a miraculous return two weeks after his surgery, scores six goals and does The Bernie. In the first period. This causes the entire UMD student section to leave the game and climb aboard the William A. Irvin just so they can jump off it. Biddco looks to MEg for consolation, but she just laughs at him because he was a butthole to her when Tech lost to Mankato.

Sioux Sweep

The Rube
02-05-2012, 11:54 AM
Whioux sweep, and tUMD fans obsess over MN Gophers and demand respect because tUMD is the defending champs.

In other words, your typical week in college hockey.

Happy
02-05-2012, 11:56 AM
UND absolutely dominates on Friday and Brock Nelson gets a natural hat trick in the third period. Aaron Dell has so little to do during the game that he abandons the net and goes to the Curling Club while still earning the shutout.

On Saturday Rocco Grimaldi makes a miraculous return two weeks after his surgery, scores six goals and does The Bernie. In the first period. This causes the entire UMD student section to leave the game and climb aboard the William A. Irvin just so they can jump off it. Biddco looks to MEg for consolation, but she just laughs at him because he was a butthole to her when Tech lost to Mankato.

Sioux Sweep


it is much more likely Ben Blood beats up a cheerleader, pees on a lawn mower in the elevator, or punches someone in the concession line then your pipe dream.

Biddco
02-05-2012, 12:00 PM
UND absolutely dominates on Friday and Brock Nelson gets a natural hat trick in the third period. Aaron Dell has so little to do during the game that he abandons the net and goes to the Curling Club while still earning the shutout.

On Saturday Rocco Grimaldi makes a miraculous return two weeks after his surgery, scores six goals and does The Bernie. In the first period. This causes the entire UMD student section to leave the game and climb aboard the William A. Irvin just so they can jump off it. Biddco looks to MEg for consolation, but she just laughs at him because he was a butthole to her when Tech lost to Mankato.

Sioux SweepI believe our fanbase will jump off the Irving before the game. Perhaps your Rocco prediction is not far off. I do believe God owes him one right?

Bulldogs Sweep

Dirty
02-05-2012, 12:14 PM
Happy brings up a good point.

Ben Blood delivers a flying elbow to the face of Jack E. Pants, does his best break dancing routine and moonwalks/moonskates to the penalty box. Dick is so impressed that he abandons his 176-year fandom of UMD, rips off his Bulldog jersey to reveal a UND Blood jersey. Dick then goes on a rampage beating up any and all Bulldog fans unfortunate enough to cross his path. Amsoil descends into chaos as Dick beats the hell out of anyone and everyone in maroon and gold. Sandelin, seeing it is futile to resist, returns to his UND roots and joins in. In the aftermath of the destruction, two UMD fans are hospitalized with serious injuries, Jack and Jill. Their injuries are similar and the entire nation rallies around both of them. Or at least Jack. No one gives a crap about Jill. A anonymous Bulldog fan who we shall call WalkinWithDogs so as not to reveal her true identity becomes quite upset by this and complains for two straight weeks about it. Finally Dick, growing tired of her complaining, goes to her home and puts her in the hospital too. A new award named the Congressional Medal of Awesomeness is given to Dick and everyone lives happily ever after.

Sioux Sweep. Biddy weeps.

JDUBBS1280
02-05-2012, 12:24 PM
Hate to say it.

Whioux sweep

Biddco
02-05-2012, 12:36 PM
Happy brings up a good point.

Ben Blood delivers a flying elbow to the face of Jack E. Pants, does his best break dancing routine and moonwalks/moonskates to the penalty box. Dick is so impressed that he abandons his 176-year fandom of UMD, rips off his Bulldog jersey to reveal a UND Blood jersey. Dick then goes on a rampage beating up any and all Bulldog fans unfortunate enough to cross his path. Amsoil descends into chaos as Dick beats the hell out of anyone and everyone in maroon and gold. Sandelin, seeing it is futile to resist, returns to his UND roots and joins in. In the aftermath of the destruction, two UMD fans are hospitalized with serious injuries, Jack and Jill. Their injuries are similar and the entire nation rallies around both of them. Or at least Jack. No one gives a crap about Jill. A anonymous Bulldog fan who we shall call WalkinWithDogs so as not to reveal her true identity becomes quite upset by this and complains for two straight weeks about it. Finally Dick, growing tired of her complaining, goes to her home and puts her in the hospital too. A new award named the Congressional Medal of Awesomeness is given to Dick and everyone lives happily ever after.

Sioux Sweep. Biddy weeps.This all impossible...Dick is so old this scenario would take all night. He has slowed in his old age. I wonder who WalkinwithDogs is...sounds like a nice lady. Who is Jack?

Bulldog Sweep.

GopherBigGuy911
02-05-2012, 12:45 PM
As a Gopher fan I can believe I am going to say this.... But LETS GO SIOUX!!!! LETS GO SIOUX!!!! LETS GO SIOUX... Sioux sweep - Now I must go shower and rinse my mouth out with beach

DropPass
02-05-2012, 01:02 PM
As a Gopher fan I can believe I am going to say this.... But LETS GO SIOUX!!!! LETS GO SIOUX!!!! LETS GO SIOUX... Sioux sweep - Now I must go shower and rinse my mouth out with beach

Say what? You do realize UMTC has the regular season locked up.

Dude Love
02-05-2012, 01:46 PM
Go Bulldogs.

GopherBigGuy911
02-05-2012, 01:51 PM
Say what? You do realize UMTC has the regular season locked up.
Mmmm no they don't still 8 games to go.... 16 possible points.... if the Gophers revert to not showing up on fridays and the Dawgs get back to being unstoppable - the 3 point lead goes away pretty **** fast

darker98
02-05-2012, 01:54 PM
Say what? You do realize UMTC has the regular season locked up.
Maybe He enjoys watching the Bulldogs fall.

DropPass
02-05-2012, 02:10 PM
Mmmm no they don't still 8 games to go.... 16 possible points.... if the Gophers revert to not showing up on fridays and the Dawgs get back to being unstoppable - the 3 point lead goes away pretty **** fast

I get that, but y'all are in the catbird seat. You loose one to Denver, one to UNO, win the MacNaughton and get tossed in the NCAA's by some ECAC school who will never let you forget about it (BU wins it all). No need to join Dirty and the nameless raiders.

DropPass
02-05-2012, 02:14 PM
Maybe He enjoys watching the Bulldogs fall.
Works for me, we don't need sympathy fans.

I always thought that UND and UMTC were mortal enemies. Things must have changed after you guys corrected you racist ways.

Dirty
02-05-2012, 02:18 PM
Biddy,

Please keep your little lackeys in line. This little sprout trying to sound like a big deal or acting like UMD even matters just makes me sad.

Thank You,

Sioux Sweep

GopherBigGuy911
02-05-2012, 02:29 PM
Works for me, we don't need sympathy fans.

I always thought that UND and UMTC were mortal enemies. Things must have changed after you guys corrected you racist ways.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend :-)

DropPass
02-05-2012, 02:34 PM
The enemy of my enemy is my friend :-)

Ya, but when you say it out loud it does terrible things to Dirty's ego. :)

UMD21
02-05-2012, 02:35 PM
UND absolutely dominates on Friday and Brock Nelson gets a natural hat trick in the third period. Aaron Dell has so little to do during the game that he abandons the net and goes to the Curling Club while still earning the shutout.

On Saturday Rocco Grimaldi makes a miraculous return two weeks after his surgery, scores six goals and does The Bernie. In the first period. This causes the entire UMD student section to leave the game and climb aboard the William A. Irvin just so they can jump off it. Biddco looks to MEg for consolation, but she just laughs at him because he was a butthole to her when Tech lost to Mankato.

Sioux Sweep

Idk about Rocco getting 6, but other than that, I agree with Dirty

GopherBigGuy911
02-05-2012, 02:39 PM
Ya, but when you say it out loud it does terrible things to Dirty's ego. :)
I don't think anything I or anyone says about Dirty or the Sioux could F-up his ego anymore than it already is.....