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joecct
03-12-2011, 02:02 PM
Just listen to a story 'bout a man named Prez
A poor country boy from the town of Horseheads
And then one day where lookin' where to go
In comes a letter from the town of Oswego

Lakers that is. National Championships - zero.

The next thing you know ole Prez is lookin' fine
Cheerin' for the Lakers and writing on Brule's dime
And then in Superior when the Lakers win in OT
Prez is stuck in the Johnson dormitory.

Bad weather you see. Flights cancelled.

Well now its time to say goodbye to the Oswego Lake
And head on east where a job is his to take
A guy named Charlie saw fit for him to hire
The man named Prez who will cheer for Elmira

Soaring Eagles they are - National Championships zero

So now you've heard the song of the Prezidential Three
With a spot of luck tonight, will make history
In two weeks will he be sitting in the Ridder?
Or at home saying, "Woulda, Shoulda, Coulda?"

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CardinalSin
03-12-2011, 02:15 PM
he should add BYU to his resume and then he could love as many as he wants

jconnor
03-12-2011, 03:01 PM
No mention of Norwich, Elmira are the Soaring Eagles not Purple Eagles. Cute though

PrezdeJohnson09
03-12-2011, 03:08 PM
No mention of Norwich, Elmira are the Soaring Eagles not Purple Eagles. Cute though

There was a reference with Charlie hiring me. Great post Joe. Thanks!

jconnor
03-12-2011, 03:30 PM
Sorry, I didn't know who Charlie was. I agree, great post.

joecct
03-12-2011, 04:54 PM
No mention of Norwich, Elmira are the Soaring Eagles not Purple Eagles. Cute thoughOOPS!!

Fixed

elbojpb
03-12-2011, 05:59 PM
One of the best posts ever. Put a blonde wig on Derrick, and he could pass for Ellie May.

nysportsfan29
03-12-2011, 06:48 PM
Amazing joecct.

norm1909
03-13-2011, 10:46 PM
Prez's reply:


I want Oswego, I need Norwich but there ain't no way I'm ever gonna take either over Elmira, so I can't be sad, 'cause two out of three ain't bad. ;)

NorthernLite
03-14-2011, 04:38 PM
Well done Joe !

This is a worthy tribute to Prez. It takes a very special fan to pull off what he has, in supporting his three beloved teams with the passion he does.

Following our visit to Oswego last year he has favoured the Adrian hockey program with "conditional" support, which I value a great deal. I fear that support may be in jeopardy however.

With Adrian's recent victory over Elmira and considering how schedule sets up in Minnie, the Adrian Bulldogs may complete the Prez/trifecta by also eliminating Oswego and Norwich.


Not sure what Prez would say, but my guess is that Jed would probably pause from his whittling and give us a big "whheeeee dogggggie";):):D

jim32
03-14-2011, 05:13 PM
Well done Joe !

This is a worthy tribute to Prez. It takes a very special fan to pull off what he has, in supporting his three beloved teams with the passion he does.

Following our visit to Oswego last year he has favoured the Adrian hockey program with "conditional" support, which I value a great deal. I fear that support may be in jeopardy however.

With Adrian's recent victory over Elmira and considering how schedule sets up in Minnie, the Adrian Bulldogs may complete the Prez/trifecta by also eliminating Oswego and Norwich.


Not sure what Prez would say, but my guess is that Jed would probably pause from his whittling and give us a big "whheeeee dogggggie";):):D

NL, I wish you had been up in the EC section Sat night prior to game to hear TTF sing "The Ballad...."
I'm sure you would have enjoyed it.

PrezdeJohnson09
03-14-2011, 06:56 PM
NL, I wish you had been up in the EC section Sat night prior to game to hear TTF sing "The Ballad...."
I'm sure you would have enjoyed it.

There has to be video evidence of this somewhere. Please.

Transplanted Tiger Fan
03-14-2011, 09:04 PM
There has to be video evidence of this somewhere. Please.
Nope. Of this, I am fairly certain. Besides, if video did exist, I would know exactly who to get even with. :D
Now, my Biz Markie "performances"... that's a different story (but not on this trip... too sober). :)

joecct
03-14-2011, 11:48 PM
Re: The Ballad of the Prezidential Three
Prez's reply:



I want Oswego, I need Norwich but there ain't no way I'm ever gonna take either over Elmira, so I can't be sad, 'cause two out of three ain't bad.

Flip side of "Paradise by the Goal Judge Light"

UCBadger
03-15-2011, 12:29 AM
Those are both on Meatloaf's newest album, Bat_Out_Of_Hell IV: Hockey Pucks Out_Of_Hell, right?

joecct
03-15-2011, 12:29 PM
Paradise by the Goal Judge Light...

I remember every little thing
As if it happened only yesterday
Parking by the Lake and not another Card in sight
And I never saw a team, looking any better than you did
And all the kids at Platty
Were wishing they were me that night

And the bodies were oh so close and tight
Rocking in the Romney on a Saturday night
And we're glowing like the goal light
That was down to our right
Glowing like the goal light
That was down to our right
C'mon, hold on tonight
C'mon, hold on tonight

Though it's cold and rowdy in the Romney tonight!
I can see Paradise by the Goal Judge Light
Though it's cold and rowdy in the Romney tonight!
I can see Paradise by the Goal Judge Light

Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
We're going to beat the Cards
And win the SUNYAC tonight!

Ain't no doubt about
Baby we're going to shout it
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
We're gonna beat the Cards
And win the SUNYAC tonight!

Baby don't you hear my heart
It's drowning out WNYO
I've been waiting so long for it to come
So we can have some fun

And I will let everyone know
On USCHO
To open up their eyes
It will be a big surprise
When the Lakers have won!

And the bodies were oh so close and tight
Rocking in the Romney on a Saturday night
And we're glowing like the goal light
That was down to our right
Glowing like the goal light
That was down to our right
C'mon, hold on tonight
C'mon, hold on tonight

Though it's cold and rowdy in the Romney tonight!
I can see Paradise by the Goal Judge Light
Though it's cold and rowdy in the Romney tonight!
I can see Paradise by the Goal Judge Light

Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
We're going to beat the Cards
And win the SUNYAC tonight!

We got to do what we can
And let Ryan Scott do the rest
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
We're going to beat the Cards
And win the SUNYAC....


We're going all the way tonight
We're going all the way
And tonight's the night!

We're going all the way tonight
We're going all the way
And tonight's the night!

Insert
Radio broadcast from 2/26/05

STOP RIGHT THERE!!
I gotta know right now!
Before you go any further do you know me?
Do you know who I am?
I am Bob Emery!
I win the big games
And I never lose
So whatever hope you have, you're gonna get screwed
I am Bob Emery
I win the big games
And I never lose
So whatever hope you have, you're gonna get screwed
I AM BOB EMERY
AND I NEVER LOSE!!!!

I don't believe that
Emery, Emery, I don't believe that
I don't believe that!
And we'll be the Champions in the morning!

I don't believe that
Emery, Emery, I don't believe that
I don't believe that!
And we'll be the Champions in the morning!

YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE RIGHT NOW!
I am Bob Emery
I win the big games
And I never lose
So whatever hope you have, you're gonna get screwed

I don't believe it!
YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE RIGHT NOW!

I don't believe it!
YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE RIGHT NOW!

I couldn't take it any long
Lord! I was crazed!
The Cardinals kept coming like a tidal wave
I was swearing to my God and on my mother's grave
That Scott would stop the puck this time!
That Scott would stop the puck this time!

So now I praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
If I have see another Cardinal goal
I don't think I can really survive

I will never break my promise, or forget my vows
But God only knows it is really hard right now
I'm praying for the game to end
It's all that I can do!
I'm praying for the game to end
And when ends, we lose, boo hoo!!

It was long ago and it was far away
And it got a lot better on a future day
It was long ago and it was far away
When we would win again on Superior Bay...

jimmy d
03-15-2011, 11:27 PM
Joe, You've outdone yourself!:D:D:D

joecct
03-07-2012, 02:56 PM
Joe, You've outdone yourself!:D:D:Dbump for the Prez....

LakerEagleLover
03-11-2012, 07:16 AM
...and then there were TWO....

NUProf
03-11-2012, 08:25 AM
...and then there were TWO....

I think you need permission to use that from Mister UCBadger :D