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    Help save the endangered Suhaki. Register at www.suhaki.com and join the millions of concerned citizens. Watched the impassioned tributes from animal lovers Zach Parise and Dave Christian at http://www.youtube.com/SaveOurSuhaki. Then ask yourself, 'why does the NCAA want to drive this noble beast to extinction?'

    NAME:

    The Suhaki antelope are officially known as “Saiga Tatarica” or “Suhak” in Polish. “Suhaki” refers to two or more. The name is pronounced SOO-HA-KEE. Our favorite ice hockey team is known as “Sioux Hockey.” Their name is also pronounced SOO-HA-KEE. Coincidence?

    PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS:

    The Suhaki live in cold climates, and have physical characteristics that protect them from the cold. Their coat is very thick and white in color in the winter. Their noses hang over their mouths to help them breath warm air during the cold weather. Our favorite ice hockey team that plays in Grand Forks North Dakota, known for its cold climate. The jerseys they wear at home are white in color, and they play indoors to help them breath warm air during the cold weather. Coincidence?

    SOCIAL STRUCTURE:

    The Suhaki form herds of thirty (30) to forty (40) animals, however during migration season, tens of thousands will travel together, forming part of one of the most spectacular migrations in the world. Our favorite ice hockey team has on its roster thirty (30) to forty (40) players, however during the regular season, tens of thousands of fans will travel together, forming part of one of the most spectacular sporting events in all of college hockey. Coincidence?

    COMPETITION:

    The Suhaki rut begins in the wintering grounds, with mature males becoming territorial. Fierce fights break out among rivals. Our favorite ice hockey team is known for its fighting nature among rivals as well. Coincidence?

    ENDANGERED STATUS:

    The Suhaki have recently become critically endangered. They may soon become extinct. Government involvement has been ineffective. The core identity of our favorite ice hockey team has also become critically endangered. It may soon become extinct. Government involvement has been ineffective. Coincidence?

    Join us now in our efforts to Save Our Suhaki.
    A Fan of the UND Fighting Sioux!! Sioux the NCAA!

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    Re: Save our Suhaki.com

    I think you have your new mascot...
    Always a Wildcat...
    Originally posted by Kepler
    If you quote the derp you are spreading the derp. Please help keep the board derp-free.

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    • #3
      Re: Save our Suhaki.com

      Love the creativity, the nobility of purpose, and dedication to the cause!

      Just wish Zach was a better reader of cue-cards ...

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      • #4
        Re: Save our Suhaki.com

        The Suhaki play a vital role in maintaining the proper balance in the northern ecosystem. Without their ferocious, untiring efforts to preserve the beauty of the great white north, the tundra would be overrun by hordes of burrowing prairie rodents. We must save the Suhaki for our children, grandchildren and all future generations.
        Start a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Start a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life.

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        • #5
          Re: Save our Suhaki.com

          Put me down as a fan - very creative, and exactly what the NCAA deserves. Hey, if Banana Slugs can get voted in, why not Suhaki?
          If you don't change the world today, how can it be any better tomorrow?

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          • #6
            Re: Save our Suhaki.com

            You know what rhymes with Suhaki?
            Michigan Tech Huskies Pep Band: There's No Use Trying To Talk. No Human Sound Can Stand Up To This. Loud Enough To Knock You Down.

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            • #7
              Re: Save our Suhaki.com

              What hockey team has 40 players on it?
              Don't you wish your blogger was hot like me?

              "I'd rather be in a porn with DHG than DG." --Dirty

              "I'm not a sex offender, I'm a sex... defender." --Biddco

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              • #8
                Re: Save our Suhaki.com

                Make sure you get permission from Suhaki. Otherwise the NCAA will take this away too!

                Pay them, be nice to them, do whatever it takes. Don't screw it up like the last time
                tUMD Hockey

                "And there is a banana running around the DECC." "Well you don't see that every day..."

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                • #9
                  Re: Save our Suhaki.com

                  Originally posted by Twitch Boy View Post
                  You know what rhymes with Suhaki?
                  *cringe*...
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                  As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
                  College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                  BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                  Originally posted by SanTropez
                  May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                  Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                  I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                  Originally posted by Kepler
                  When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                  He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                  • #10
                    Re: Save our Suhaki.com

                    Good God! It's a real animal. I thought it was a joke.

                    Nice work, guys.
                    Cornell '82

                    "The first time I went to a Cornell game, I was in awe. I'm a big believer that sports fans should get out and see everything -- the Indy 500, the Super Bowl, the Kentucky Derby. I've seen all that, and there's nothing like Lynah Rink." - Carl McKee, father of Cornell Goalie, David McKee

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                    • #11
                      Re: Save our Suhaki.com

                      Originally posted by Hopkinja View Post
                      Good God! It's a real animal. I thought it was a joke.
                      You need to brush up on your horned antelopes of the Khazak region.

                      It could be a great mascot for the hockey team, but the name pun doesn't help the other UND teams as much...

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                      • #12
                        Re: Save our Suhaki.com

                        This effort actually made Michael Savage's website: http://www.michaelsavage.wnd.com/ind...w&pageId=39921

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                        • #13
                          Re: Save our Suhaki.com

                          Originally posted by Puck Swami View Post
                          It could be a great mascot for the hockey team, but the name pun doesn't help the other UND teams as much...
                          The thirty fans of those teams will adjust.
                          tUMD Hockey

                          "And there is a banana running around the DECC." "Well you don't see that every day..."

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                          • #14
                            Re: Save our Suhaki.com

                            Originally posted by Puck Swami View Post
                            You need to brush up on your horned antelopes of the Khazak region.
                            Why do the UND faithful hate North American Horned Antelopes?

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                            • #15
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                              Originally posted by Biddco View Post
                              The thirty fans of those teams will adjust.
                              You say this as if UMD has 29 fans outside of hockey.
                              Hollywood Hair Care Tip for Infinity (Directly from Hollywood himself)
                              when its minus 20 and u have to go outside.. make sure u wear a winter hat as the mohawk does not enjoy the winter weathe(r)
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