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    As part of our efforts to provide you all with exciting and fresh content; and thus improve this hokydad infested board. We will continue to highlight the hilarious differences between the college hockey elite and the college hockey illiterate, by renewing a too long forgotten tradition of celebrating the mediocrity amongst the over-hyped freshman classes that have infected our great league.

    We have no doubt that many, ok... some, of these kids try very hard. But by turning down their wcha scholarships and burger flipping futures, they have chosen to play, and fail, in a vastly more competitive league. In doing so, they have exposed themselves to such ridicule; and it is in that vain, we honor their non-achievements.

    The weekly awards will be handed out on a 'three stars' basis. These infamous public shamings will be worth 1, 3, and 5 points for the number 3, 2, and 1 star, respectively. At the end of the year, the cumulative points leader will be awarded the famed caron cup - in honor of all-time bust eddie 'lead foot' caron.
    “Unless you’re Boston College, you don’t get here every year.”

    Pinhead Nation: "gone" but not forgotten

    Originally posted by shrader
    Admin, do you still hate BC? If not, will darin and MAV ever be freed? If you do still hate BC, why is SteveF allowed to post?
    Hockey East Champions: 1987, 1990, 1998, 1999, 2001, 2005, 2007, 2008, 2010, 2011, 2012
    National Champions: 1949, 2001, 2008, 2010, 2012

  • #2
    Re: Hockey East: Rookie of the Weak

    Let's get it on! :-)
    'Eavesdropped the BC forum in USCHO. A range of intellects over there. Mostly gentlemen, but a couple of coarse imbeciles' - academic_index, a Brown fan

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    • #3
      Re: Hockey East: Rookie of the Weak

      without further ado, your week one winners...

      Third star (1 point):
      *****http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/bost/sports/m-hockey/auto_headshot/5622447.jpeg******
      Yasin Cisse - F, BU - While many a bu forward, young and old, were generating premature hysteria by breaking ice against subpar competition in St Louis, Mr Cisse was nowhere to be found, presumably off breaking ice packs after his early retreat to the lockerroom for ankle rubs and orange slices. lest we chalk this up to an isolated incident, prior to his time at bu while some other recruits were skyrocketing up NHL draft boards, cisse was off driving up the stock price of band-aids. He is currently a long shot for the caron cup; but he most certainly is the front runner for the carl pavano of hockey east award.

      Second star (3 points):
      *****http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/umas/sports/m-hockey/auto_headshot/5769805.jpeg******
      Jeff Teglia - G, UMA - Every year, countless optimistic coaches venture into the USHL in hopes of finding a stalwart goalie to backstop their program for years to come. And how can you blame them? Every so often, a lucky coach will stumble across a Parker Milner who will parlay a 2.90 ushl GAA into an impressive 10-2-1, 2.3 GAA, and .909 save % campaign. One of those coaches was not umass coach, don cahoon. When he saw 28 wins, a 2.34 GAA, and a .919 save % on the resume of one Jeff Teglia, he probably tooted a brick. However, after one weekend of action, cahoon might be asking the ushl for a mulligan after Teglia did his best jonathon papplebon impression by allowing 4 goals in relief of paul dainton part way through game 2 vs minnesota.

      First star (5 points):
      *****http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/masl/sports/m-hockey/auto_headshot/5715910.jpeg******
      Doug Carr - G, UML - They say most cars depreciate 60% the minute you get them home, and that is evidently true in this case as well. But since every cloud has a silver lining... we think....we will find it. So while we cant think of too many coaches who would love to have recruited our silver star winner, Jeff Teglia; one coach who would most definitely qualify is Blaise Macdonald. His post-Hutton era is off to a rocky start after CJHL wunderkid, Doug Carr, imploded against Maine to the tune of a 12.00 GAA and a .750 save % in the first 20 minutes. In fact, one of the goals may have actually impregnated Carr since he missed his next two periods. This Carr might already need a trade in. While he may struggle at first without a quality mentor in Nevin Hamilton, we would like to let him know that Nevin can always be found on the next episode of *cops*
      Last edited by SteveF; 10-13-2010, 05:12 PM.
      “Unless you’re Boston College, you don’t get here every year.”

      Pinhead Nation: "gone" but not forgotten

      Originally posted by shrader
      Admin, do you still hate BC? If not, will darin and MAV ever be freed? If you do still hate BC, why is SteveF allowed to post?
      Hockey East Champions: 1987, 1990, 1998, 1999, 2001, 2005, 2007, 2008, 2010, 2011, 2012
      National Champions: 1949, 2001, 2008, 2010, 2012

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      • #4
        Re: Hockey East: Rookie of the Weak

        awesome... what a hoot. 'the minute you get them home'..
        a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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        • #5
          Re: Hockey East: Rookie of the Weak

          I'm guessing you side-stepped the obvious Blaise/Carr/DWI joke in keeping with the spirit of bringing in fresh material. Good idea, but that one pretty much writes itself.
          A Decade of Dominance

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          • #6
            Re: Hockey East: Rookie of the Weak

            Why do I get the feeling there won't be any BC players chosen this season?

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            • #7
              Re: Hockey East: Rookie of the Weak

              because you are fat and stupid?
              “Unless you’re Boston College, you don’t get here every year.”

              Pinhead Nation: "gone" but not forgotten

              Originally posted by shrader
              Admin, do you still hate BC? If not, will darin and MAV ever be freed? If you do still hate BC, why is SteveF allowed to post?
              Hockey East Champions: 1987, 1990, 1998, 1999, 2001, 2005, 2007, 2008, 2010, 2011, 2012
              National Champions: 1949, 2001, 2008, 2010, 2012

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              • #8
                Re: Hockey East: Rookie of the Weak

                Originally posted by SteveF View Post
                because you are fat and stupid?
                ******* width="480" height="385">****** name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/U7XVcqZodAM?fs=1&hl=en_US">****** name="allowFullScreen" value="true">****** name="allowscriptaccess" value="always">****** src="http://www.youtube.com/v/U7XVcqZodAM?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385">
                a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hockey East: Rookie of the Weak

                  Gotta admit, that was pretty **** well done.
                  Monty

                  2011-2012 NCAA Tournament Participants
                  2012-2013 Hockey East Regular Season Champions, Hockey East Tournament Champions, and Frozen Four Participants
                  2013-2014 Hockey East Tournament Champions and NCAA Tournament Participants
                  2015-2016 NCAA Tournament Participants
                  2016-2017 Hockey East Regular Season Co-Champions, Hockey East Tournament Champions and NCAA Tournament Participants

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hockey East: Rookie of the Weak

                    unbelievable

                    next will be a serious defense of cisse

                    lighten up! (or do your own)

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hockey East: Rookie of the Weak

                      Originally posted by SteveF View Post
                      because you are fat and stupid?
                      not cool, and neither is the pinhead nation continuation.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hockey East: Rookie of the Weak

                        Originally posted by KnowItAll View Post
                        and neither is the pinhead nation continuation.
                        Opinion, not fact. A lot of people still find things like the Milk Carton and Rookie of the Weak entertaining. Relax.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hockey East: Rookie of the Weak

                          Originally posted by KnowItAll View Post
                          not cool, and neither is the pinhead nation continuation.
                          Some people will never get it. Pinhead Nation is like rock and roll. You can't kill it (at least that's what Ozzy Osbourne said)

                          Hilarious... well done Steve.
                          Originally posted by reBlur
                          the sober Trivino I know is not a guy who would force his way into a girl's room and attempt to rape her. I can't imagine him ever making anyone even feel uncomfortable when he's sober.There are plenty of players in my time covering the team who have looked at me differently or flirted with me or the like. Trivino has never been one of those players. Even outside of the rink, he'll say hi and is plenty of friendly, but has never been even close to saying or doing anything inappropriate.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hockey East: Rookie of the Weak

                            Originally posted by J.D. View Post
                            unbelievable

                            next will be a serious defense of cisse

                            lighten up! (or do your own)
                            I get it. It's a joke. That's why there won't be any Eagles on the list.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hockey East: Rookie of the Weak

                              At least the pinheads were somewhat fair about submitting an occasional BC player.

                              How first-round draft pick and wunderkind BC freshman Kevin Hayes doesn't take "honors" with no points and only one shot is beyond me!

                              Out of all of BU's freshman, if the worst that can be dredged up is that he got injured, that's fine by me.

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