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  • #451
    Re: Michigan Tech Offseason II: We Won as Much Hardware as Ovechkin!!

    Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
    That depends on the job...I really don't think she'd have a problem with running a cash register at a paint store, I mean, they let her handle money at the bank, right?
    Apparently working at the paint store centers around hearing things and spreading rumors. So... she'd be great at it.

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    • #452
      Re: Michigan Tech Offseason II: We Won as Much Hardware as Ovechkin!!

      Originally posted by Yager View Post
      Apparently working at the paint store centers around hearing things and spreading rumors. So... she'd be great at it.
      Frankly though, I'd be worried about what else she might spread.

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      • #453
        Re: Michigan Tech Offseason II: We Won as Much Hardware as Ovechkin!!

        Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
        I've called this press conference today to announce my intention to remain a fan of the Michigan Tech hockey program for another year. I felt it was important that I let everyone know I plan to keep my considerable cheering and drinking talents here for the forseeable future. In making this very difficult decision, I realize that I'm likely committing myself to another year of losing, not winning any meaningful championships or trophies, and watching valiant WCHA first-round upset bids that come up just short. I just wanted to let everyone know that this is my decision, I evaluated all my options carefully, and honestly it's all about the game and camaraderie, not money.

        Is it 4 o'clock yet?
        We appreciate you taking a 350 beer salary (no increase from last year) in order for us to stay under our alcohol salary cap with this veteran crew.

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        • #454
          Re: Michigan Tech Offseason II: We Won as Much Hardware as Ovechkin!!

          Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
          Frankly though, I'd be worried about what else she might spread.
          Yes, such as leaflets.

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          • #455
            Re: Michigan Tech Offseason II: We Won as Much Hardware as Ovechkin!!

            Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
            Frankly though, I'd be worried about what else she might spread.
            When did she transfer to NMU?
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            • #456
              Re: Michigan Tech Offseason II: We Won as Much Hardware as Ovechkin!!

              Originally posted by aparch View Post
              When did she transfer to NMU?
              After next semester when she can't get her grades up.

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              • #457
                Re: Michigan Tech Offseason II: We Won as Much Hardware as Ovechkin!!

                Originally posted by Yager View Post
                After next semester when she can't get her grades up.
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                • #458
                  Re: Michigan Tech Offseason II: We Won as Much Hardware as Ovechkin!!

                  Originally posted by Yager View Post
                  After next semester when she can't get her grades up.
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                  • #459
                    Re: Michigan Tech Offseason II: We Won as Much Hardware as Ovechkin!!

                    I felt that needed a double requote....seemed appropriate since I'm sure she's taken more classes twice than she has once

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                    • #460
                      Re: Michigan Tech Offseason II: We Won as Much Hardware as Ovechkin!!

                      Originally posted by Yager View Post
                      After next semester when she can't get her grades up.
                      The word out of the paint store is she hasn't even got the grades to get in there.
                      Last edited by Flashy Man; 07-09-2010, 06:21 PM.
                      Originally posted by SCSU Euro
                      What are you TALKING about? Best fans, best travelling, best insults nobody else understands, best talking in nerdy code. MTU rocks at like everything but winning hockey games.

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                      • #461
                        Re: Michigan Tech Offseason II: We Won as Much Hardware as Ovechkin!!

                        Originally posted by Flashy Man View Post
                        The word out of the paint store is she hasn't even got the grades to get in there.
                        No way, community colleges like Northern accept everyone.
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                        • #462
                          Re: Michigan Tech Offseason II: We Won as Much Hardware as Ovechkin!!

                          Originally posted by Runninwiththedogs View Post
                          No way, community colleges like Northern accept everyone.
                          Dirty little secret: Tech does too, but then hits them with a crap load of weeder classes to get rid of them.

                          That way they get a semester or two worth of money out of them, and the PC folks can play the "we accept EVERYBODY! *huggles*" card.
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                          • #463
                            Re: Michigan Tech Offseason II: We Won as Much Hardware as Ovechkin!!

                            Originally posted by Twitch Boy View Post
                            Dirty little secret: Tech does too, but then hits them with a crap load of weeder classes to get rid of them.

                            That way they get a semester or two worth of money out of them, and the PC folks can play the "we accept EVERYBODY! *huggles*" card.
                            It also temporarily improves "The Ratio" every fall.

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                            • #464
                              Re: Michigan Tech Offseason II: We Won as Much Hardware as Ovechkin!!

                              Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                              It also temporarily improves "The Ratio" every fall.
                              I'm pretty sure the Ratio doesn't change much at the end of that first year, since there's more than enough stupid guys that fail out too.
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                              Originally posted by The Darkness:
                              I don't see you asking Beer Pong Horn if he practices a religion from the beer continent.

                              Originally posted by bigblue_dl:
                              Wow. Tech fans are such a-holes. I think I saw Beer Pong Horn kick a blind puppy once.

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                              • #465
                                Re: Michigan Tech Offseason II: We Won as Much Hardware as Ovechkin!!

                                Originally posted by Beer Pong Horn View Post
                                I'm pretty sure the Ratio doesn't change much at the end of that first year, since there's more than enough stupid guys that fail out too.
                                This reminds me of this:

                                Why do blonde girls have bruises around their belly buttons?
                                Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

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