FFFF Semi (4/8): Wisconsin vs. RIT

[nerdofthunder]

Re: FFFF Semi (4/8): Wisconsin vs. RIT

The Badgers will beat RIT.
"Wisko, tell us why?" you say. "Is it because the Badgers are better, faster, stronger, more skilled, and have cooler facial hair?"

No people. It isn't that at all. Not at all...

It's because we are Mountain climbers climbing a mountain, baby. Oh yeah, that's right. We've had our crampons, and carabiners(D), and carbiners(oval), and Avalanche trancievers packed since October. Do your guys have avalanche trancievers?? Do your guys even know what a compression stuff sack looks like, for crying out loud??
No... I think not.
And see, that makes all the difference. That's why on Thursday we'll be taking your remaining oxygen bottles, wrapping you in your sleeping bags, and leaving you by the side of the trail like David Sharp. Later, after we've summitted, we'll be saying "Sorry about that frostbite," and "Gee, I know that hypoxia's a *****, but hey, we had climb that mountain and you were in the way."
You see, Climbing mountains is what we do.
By the way... we did send some sherpas back to find you after we summitted, but they couldn't find you. Probably because YOU DIDN'T BRING YOUR FREAKING AVALANCHE TRANCIEVERS!"

This is because we are all boulderers. Fine you can have your nice walk up a snowy mountain, and call that "climbing". We can make both explosive and dynamic moves, and controlled static ones requiring the full strength of the entire body. You are looking at a mountain in the distance, but have failed to see the short, but extremely difficult wall standing between you and your mountain. Too bad all of that walking left you with no forearms. All of that gear and you forgot to pack chalk...

Why bother packing months ahead when we keep our crashpads and chalk bags in our cars ready for when the rock calls.

We also put horses in the barn form time to time.

And we put climbing gyms in ours.
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/friendly_smacktalk

[goldy_331]

Re: FFFF Semi (4/8): Wisconsin vs. RIT

Go back under your rock!

It's actually our primary song.

Do you guys even have 1 school song? I know about the lam-o M-I-N-N-E... chant, but I don't rememeber a song. Do you have a band?

Do you have hot co-eds? Anything?

A school song, indeed we do, it's awesome. We rejected that piece o' crap that became your school song. We INVENTED cheerleading and John Philip Sousa wrote our school march. And we didn't need to swipe the jingle from some crappy Missouri beer made from rice.

[fritz]

Re: FFFF Semi (4/8): Wisconsin vs. RIT

Fan base: Edge WISCONSIN

[MadCityRich]

Re: FFFF Semi (4/8): Wisconsin vs. RIT

Thanks for dropping it one more time.

No kidding is it Thursday yet....Bucky fans get the mustaches ready

See post #506 in our thread!

[bucky15]

Re: FFFF Semi (4/8): Wisconsin vs. RIT

See post #506 in our thread!

What a true fan...I have to regrow mine. I shaved it off shortly after getting back from St. Paul. I found myself laughing at myself everytime I looked in the mirror.

[aktick]

Re: FFFF Semi (4/8): Wisconsin vs. RIT

That was kind of the point. You know what good beer is, and would laugh at an idiot drinking swill making fun of someone else drinking a different kind of swill.

I personally like swill, and laugh at those uppity jerks who look down upon my friends and I.

(though I'll still take a Spotted Cow over swill any day. )

[Pucky-Bucky Backer]

Re: FFFF Semi (4/8): Wisconsin vs. RIT

Go back under your rock!

It's actually our primary song.

Do you guys even have 1 school song? I know about the lam-o M-I-N-N-E... chant, but I don't rememeber a song. Do you have a band?

Do you have hot co-eds? Anything?

Do they have a hockey team?

[Wisko McBadgerton]

Re: FFFF Semi (4/8): Wisconsin vs. RIT

Thanks for dropping it one more time.

No kidding is it Thursday yet....Bucky fans get the mustaches ready

All set.

[FueledByRamen]

Re: FFFF Semi (4/8): Wisconsin vs. RIT

We INVENTED cheerleading

Uh... Thanks?

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[RITProf]

Re: FFFF Semi (4/8): Wisconsin vs. RIT

Really? Someone from Wisconsin is going to use mountain climbing as the analogy of how RIT is going to be beaten??

Highest Point in WI: Timm's Hill (El. 1951 ft.)
Highest Point in NY: Mt. Marcy (El. 5344 ft.)

We actually have mountains! They're little mountains and nothing like CC or UA could trash talk us with, but if mountain climbing is the analogy, I like our chances.

As for a hockey-related comment: We had state politicians on campus today "promising" state funds for a new arena if RIT should win. If only those promises had any value. At least our donors will probably come through and get that project started.

Just two more days ...

[RedFreak]

Re: FFFF Semi (4/8): Wisconsin vs. RIT

I personally like swill, and laugh at those uppity jerks who look down upon my friends and I.

(though I'll still take a Spotted Cow over swill any day. )

Yes. It's sad, but true, NYTrojan. It appears most of the guys here wouldn't know a good beer if it bit em in the butt.

And if to prove the point, once and for all, atick praises Spotted Cow, a cloying abomination not suited for cleaning out the commode.

Sorry atick, but it had to be said.

[WeWantMore]

Re: FFFF Semi (4/8): Wisconsin vs. RIT

Really? Someone from Wisconsin is going to use mountain climbing as the analogy of how RIT is going to be beaten??

Highest Point in WI: Timm's Hill (El. 1951 ft.)
Highest Point in NY: Mt. Marcy (El. 5344 ft.)

We actually have mountains! They're little mountains and nothing like CC or UA could trash talk us with, but if mountain climbing is the analogy, I like our chances.

As for a hockey-related comment: We had state politicians on campus today "promising" state funds for a new arena if RIT should win. If only those promises had any value. At least our donors will probably come through and get that project started.

Just two more days ...

This young man clearly does not understand how you climb mountains

[bucky15]

Re: FFFF Semi (4/8): Wisconsin vs. RIT

I really wish I could grow a Rollie Fingers mustache in two days.

[GoBucky]

Re: FFFF Semi (4/8): Wisconsin vs. RIT

A school song, indeed we do, it's awesome. We rejected that piece o' crap that became your school song.

Check your facts gopher boy. Our school song was written with the intent of it being for Minnesota but the writers came to their senses and realized it was too good for you. Minnesota never rejected it.

Don’t you have an off season thread to get to???

[kbranch]

Re: FFFF Semi (4/8): Wisconsin vs. RIT

Really? Someone from Wisconsin is going to use mountain climbing as the analogy of how RIT is going to be beaten??

Highest Point in WI: Timm's Hill (El. 1951 ft.)
Highest Point in NY: Mt. Marcy (El. 5344 ft.)

..and they need Sherpas in Wisconsin.