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    Hey all,

    was at tDECC over the weekend to see the fine product that Daddy Shep is putting on the ice. As usual, the refs sucked and the fans and players payed the price. But, I did get to hear the students bring out and dust off that old-time favorite - "The ref beats his wife!!!"... brought me back to a different non-PC time. So I ask this:

    What are the best all-time chants aimed at the officiating???

    Stev

    P.S. I remember when the organ player at tDECC would play "three blind mice" when the refs blew a call. That was the best!!!!

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    I really like the ref part of the beer song that the Tech student section sings!
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    Originally posted by SiouxTechie
    Good morning, Lodge. I thought the soap opera was cancelled due to lack of interest?

    (See what I did there?)
    Originally posted by GreatLakerMohawk
    All that petty whining from the boys and ST comes in and buries it.

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    • #3
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      A Minnesota trombone always plays a snippet of "If I only had a brain." whenever the officials skate out, originally followed by a sousaphone playing three descending tones a la "Three Blind Mice". Now, the sousaphone plays four.

      It wasn't a chant, but I laughed until I cried when Goldy once came out onto the ice after the Zambonis left during the second intermission with a ref shirt on, his head on backwards, and using his stick as a cane. Goldy was promptly suspended by the WCHA.
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        Originally posted by state of hockey View Post
        It wasn't a chant, but I laughed until I cried when Goldy once came out onto the ice after the Zambonis left during the second intermission with a ref shirt on, his head on backwards, and using his stick as a cane. Goldy was promptly suspended by the WCHA.
        That's a shame. I mean, it's funny and clever! Although I guess they probably weren't so worried about it being insensitive to refs as much as insensitive to blind people, but they wouldn't see it.

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        • #5
          Re: Your best Ref digs...

          Originally posted by SiouxTechie View Post
          I really like the ref part of the beer song that the Tech student section sings!
          In heaven there are no refs,
          but here they're blind and deaf,
          and when we all have left,
          our friends will be screaming*****ing at the refs!
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          • #6
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            The one where the refs point and laugh at the student section because a majority of the students don't know their *** from a hole in the ground when it comes to hockey
            It's never too early to start the Pre-game festivities

            Go Cats!!! GO BLACKHAWKS!

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            • #7
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              Not a chant, but I had a couple drinks bought for me by some certain refs when I held up a whiteboard:

              Hey (ref): trade a Corona for a win!


              (ref) refs better than he plays darts!


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              Positioning: A
              Skating: B+ (with a bonus yelling at me: "What's with the B+?!")


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              • #8
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                The Cornell pep band used to play "Three Blind Mice" every time the refs came out for each period. They stopped it because someone felt it would swing calls against us by ******ing off the refs.

                My favorite thing to yell is "What's the matter, (name)? Your seeing eye dog can't skate?"
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                • #9
                  Re: Your best Ref digs...

                  Originally posted by crazytechfan View Post
                  In heaven there are no refs,
                  but here they're blind and deaf,
                  and when we all have left,
                  our friends will be screaming*****ing at the refs!
                  Love it!
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                  Originally posted by SiouxTechie
                  Good morning, Lodge. I thought the soap opera was cancelled due to lack of interest?

                  (See what I did there?)
                  Originally posted by GreatLakerMohawk
                  All that petty whining from the boys and ST comes in and buries it.

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                  • #10
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                    "Hey Ref, you went to UMD!"

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                    • #11
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                      Hey Ref, get off your knees you're blowing the game! Adapted this from an old baseball coach in El Paso.
                      “You know what we were doing? We were on the phone calling Jon Corzine — literally. I literally picked up the phone and called Jon Corzine, and said, ‘Jon, what do you think we should do?'" ~Joe Biden~

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                      • #12
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                        (to the tune of Clementine)
                        Who's your father, who's your father,
                        Who's your father referee?
                        You don't know him, you don't have one,
                        You're a B****** referee!

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                        • #13
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                          The Maine pep band plays the "smiling bob" theme from the enzyte commercials when the refs skate out onto the ice.

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                          • #14
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                            Hel-en Kel-ler! *Clap*Clap*ClapClapClap*
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                              Originally posted by toehimp View Post
                              "The ref beats his wife!!!"
                              Now that's a well traveled chant.

                              It's fun to change it around every now and then: "The wife beats the ref!"
                              If you want to be a BADGER, just come along with me

                              BRING BACK PAT RICHTER!!!


                              At his graduation ceremony from the U of Minnesota, my cousin got a keychain. When asked what UW gave her for graduation, my sister said, "A degree from a University that matters."

                              Canned music is a pathetic waste of your time.

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