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jcarter7669
12-11-2009, 08:44 PM
A thread for UVM fans only to discuss nothing but Catamount Hockey just for Cat Lover.


The rules :
a.) You have to be a UVM fan
b.) If you are not a UVM fan you can only post if you are going to say how good UVM is and or UVM fans are and you must leave pos rep to CatLover
c.) If you do not fit a or b, you are a troll and are not welcome.
d.) No ruining the thread by engaging the likes of UMLGoon, or Nick P
e.) Don't post any negative opinions, even if they are about hockey
f.) Don't post any opinions that may not coincide with Cat Lover's
g.) If your name is Nick, UMLGoon, Patronick, SteveF, you are not allowed to post on this thread by order of the lastest Nobel Prize winner. "Yes We Can"
h.) If you don't agree with these rules tough....afterall VT's the only state to send a communist senator to Congress and yes we can dictate what you can say.
i.) Never ever bring up the posts where Cat Lover violated his own rules.
J.) Do not post unless you are going to proofread your posts for typo's, this leads to ruining the thread.
K.) Above all else, remember this is a thread for old men to sit around and pat themselves on the back telling themselves how smart and knowledgable they are.
L.) Remember newbies are not welcome, if you are not at least 50 years of age, have not been a UVM fan since the 80's and can't name the entire UVM rosters for the past decade this thread is not for you.
M.) See Rule A.)
N.) Complaining about others is welcome as long as it isn't about Cat Lover
O.) Any problems UVM has is because the offensive sucks.
P.) If you think it might be defense, refer to rule O.)
Q.) If you change your name from UMLGoon to something else you are still not welcome.
R.) Jcarter is not welcome to post here
S.) If anyone breaks these rules they will be subject to a stern reprimand
T.) A second offense will get an even sterner reprimand
U.) Each poster to this thread will be required to congratulate the other teams fans after a game, except for those listed in rule G of course.
V.) Your signature must contain a witty saying about Tim Thomas
W.) You must know who Larry, Daryl and Daryl are.
X.) You must have Tim Thomas, Martin St. Louis or Eric Perrin somewhere in your profile : name, signature, etc.
Y.) You must be a UVM fan, no trolls allowed
Z.) If you are unsure if you are breaking a rule you must send Cat Lover a private message before posting for a final decision.


OK, discuss.....UVM hockey only.:mad:

Patman
12-11-2009, 09:02 PM
has anybody seen my kayak... I think I left it in here... anybody?

Carmine Scarpaglia
12-11-2009, 09:05 PM
I like nachos.

FiveHole12
12-11-2009, 09:15 PM
has anybody seen my kayak... I think I left it in here... anybody?
The elephant crushed it.
Too bad... it was a nice kayak.

northeastern
12-11-2009, 09:18 PM
Hi i'm Tiger Woods, just stopped in here since taking a hiatus from you know.. swinging

just like to say to the UVM fans... ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
and counting..
:)

Carmine Scarpaglia
12-11-2009, 09:37 PM
The elephant crushed it.
Too bad... it was a nice kayak.

Was it a Vermont elephant?

SteveF
12-11-2009, 09:41 PM
O.) Any problems UVM has is because the offensive sucks.



i'm violating rule g to point out that you just violated rules r and j

FiveHole12
12-11-2009, 09:57 PM
Was it a Vermont elephant?
Absolutely. Elephants never break 'thread' rules.
They have however, been known to break some rules... and kayaks.

UMLGoon
12-12-2009, 12:40 AM
Rule G violator up in this piece

joegrav
12-12-2009, 01:18 AM
I nominate that first post for immediate entry into the USCHO Hall of Fame. First ballot. Holy crap.

joegrav
12-12-2009, 01:19 AM
BTW, I just want to say that UVM fans ****ing at one another is the culmination of an amazing year of Vermont threads.

Thank you very much and Merry Christmas to you all.

TonyTheTiger20
12-12-2009, 01:22 AM
Do not post unless you are going to proofread your posts for typo's, this leads to ruining the thread.

Above all else, remember this is a thread for old men to sit around and pat themselves on the back telling themselves how smart and knowledgable they are.

Any problems UVM has is because the offensive sucks.

Each poster to this thread will be required to congratulate the other teams fans after a game, except for those listed in rule G of course.
Win.

TonyTheTiger20
12-12-2009, 01:23 AM
I nominate that first post for immediate entry into the USCHO Hall of Fame. First ballot. Holy crap.
Seconded.

That was almost like the guy who talked about Ylae and {PROVICED and hockey rast.

joegrav
12-12-2009, 01:25 AM
I feel like in six years, whenever there's some hilariously dumb thread on the front page, someone's going to say 'jcarter!' to add to the long line of USCHO inside jokes from days long past.

UMLFan
12-12-2009, 10:00 AM
I heart this thread.

Patman
12-12-2009, 10:13 AM
I heart this thread.

I hearted my kayak :(

bottomdweller
12-12-2009, 12:20 PM
Rule G violator up in this piece

Can't you read? You're not allowed here.

just broke rule D.

UVM Cat in Texas
12-12-2009, 09:44 PM
I nominate that first post for immediate entry into the USCHO Hall of Fame. First ballot. Holy crap.
I agree, it's a classic!

Am I allowed to say that?

Driftryder
12-12-2009, 11:14 PM
Eastern Bias!

SteveF
12-13-2009, 05:53 AM
Can't you read? You're not allowed here.

just broke rule D.

no he broke rule g, you broke rule d.