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  • Re: Michigan Tech 09-10 Season, Part III: "Why Don't You Have a Seat Over There...?"

    Originally posted by Beer Pong Horn View Post
    Am I going to have to come out of retirement to outdrink you two fools?
    Brett Favre!?
    Originally posted by bigblue_dl
    guklke did you fick that dude at te vbar tongiht5, he awas all iover youi. and way over your haead.
    Whats the difference between the Tech Hockey Team and the Huskies Pep Band?

    WE'RE NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS!

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    • Re: Michigan Tech 09-10 Season, Part III: "Why Don't You Have a Seat Over There...?"

      Originally posted by The Incredible Gulk View Post
      Brett Favre!?
      On second thought, maybe I will stay retired.

      Well, maybe I'll go visit a training camp.

      Nah, I'll stay on the farm.

      Hmm... perhaps a chat with a coach...
      Augsburg College: Wait, there's another D-3 school whose name starts with "A"?

      Originally posted by The Darkness:
      I don't see you asking Beer Pong Horn if he practices a religion from the beer continent.


      Originally posted by bigblue_dl:
      Wow. Tech fans are such a-holes. I think I saw Beer Pong Horn kick a blind puppy once.


      Boosh Factor (6-27-12): Summer Vacation

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      • Re: Michigan Tech 09-10 Season, Part III: "Why Don't You Have a Seat Over There...?"

        Just because it's cheap doesn't mean you're holding it all down.

        Besides which, as Lewis Black states, only Wisconsinites drink that nasty sh*t called Jager. That alone should invalidate any opinions you and your kind may have on alcohol and drinking prowess.

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        • Re: Michigan Tech 09-10 Season, Part III: "Why Don't You Have a Seat Over There...?"

          Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
          And then puke while the rest of us are asleep soundly in our chairs/beds/couches.
          Wait. You were asleep when I puked?!?
          WHISKEYTANGOFOXTROT!!1!!111!!
          Loose and St Cloud go together. Like milk and cookies. Or bacon and porn. -Brenthoven
          Originally posted by bigblue_dl
          i heart ctf. sdhe is awsdome!!! best ooster ever
          Originally posted by Brenthoven
          Fooperese.
          Saying that ctf is awesome.
          Saying that ctf is the best poster.
          bb_dl chasing after a raccoon: "I'm going to make this *ing skunk my b**ch!"

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          • Re: Michigan Tech 09-10 Season, Part III: "Why Don't You Have a Seat Over There...?"

            Originally posted by The Incredible Gulk View Post
            I'll drink you under the table any day, and I will drink whiskey and beer not some nancy a** peppermint schnapps.
            Did you just challenge a 17 year old girl to a drinking contest?
            Jordan Kawaguchi for Hobey!!
            Originally posted by Quizmire
            mns, this is why i love you.

            Originally posted by Markt
            MNS - forking genius.

            Originally posted by asterisk hat
            MNS - sometimes you gotta answer your true calling. I think yours is being a pimp.

            Originally posted by hockeybando
            I am a fan of MNS.

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            • Re: Michigan Tech 09-10 Season, Part III: "Why Don't You Have a Seat Over There...?"

              Originally posted by Beer Pong Horn View Post
              On second thought, maybe I will stay retired.

              Well, maybe I'll go visit a training camp.

              Nah, I'll stay on the farm.

              Hmm... perhaps a chat with a coach...
              Nah, I think I will go play for some other team and teach those Sconies a lesson.

              Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
              Just because it's cheap doesn't mean you're holding it all down.

              Besides which, as Lewis Black states, only Wisconsinites drink that nasty sh*t called Jager. That alone should invalidate any opinions you and your kind may have on alcohol and drinking prowess.
              That just means we drink more per dollar, meaning we drink more. And, if you cant drink Jager you are a ***** like Lewis states.
              Originally posted by bigblue_dl
              guklke did you fick that dude at te vbar tongiht5, he awas all iover youi. and way over your haead.
              Whats the difference between the Tech Hockey Team and the Huskies Pep Band?

              WE'RE NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS!

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              • Re: Michigan Tech 09-10 Season, Part III: "Why Don't You Have a Seat Over There...?"

                Originally posted by The Incredible Gulk View Post
                That just means we drink more per dollar, meaning we drink more. And, if you cant drink Jager you are a ***** like Lewis states.
                Just 'cause I can drink it doesn't mean I like it. I can drink crappy beer like Busch Light, but that doesn't mean I actually enjoy it or seek it out.

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                • Re: Michigan Tech 09-10 Season, Part III: "Why Don't You Have a Seat Over There...?"

                  Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                  Just 'cause I can drink it doesn't mean I like it. I can drink crappy beer like Busch Light, but that doesn't mean I actually enjoy it or seek it out.
                  Exactly. If I want cough syrup I'll buy it from the drug store, thank you.
                  Augsburg College: Wait, there's another D-3 school whose name starts with "A"?

                  Originally posted by The Darkness:
                  I don't see you asking Beer Pong Horn if he practices a religion from the beer continent.


                  Originally posted by bigblue_dl:
                  Wow. Tech fans are such a-holes. I think I saw Beer Pong Horn kick a blind puppy once.


                  Boosh Factor (6-27-12): Summer Vacation

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                  • Re: Michigan Tech 09-10 Season, Part III: "Why Don't You Have a Seat Over There...?"

                    Originally posted by crazytechfan View Post
                    Wait. You were asleep when I puked?!?
                    WHISKEYTANGOFOXTROT!!1!!111!!
                    I sleep through most anything, and this past weekend:

                    Things I didn't sleep through:

                    1. That main door opening and letting God's flashlight shine in.


                    Things I slept through:

                    1. You puking
                    2. Shirtless hitting me (at least, by his account) three times
                    3. People moving around, morning crap, until they opened said door, which provided God's flashlight


                    Yup.

                    And as for the Jag? * Jag. I'll take two shots of Jack for every shot of Jag. Jag is nasty.
                    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                    Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                    • Re: Michigan Tech 09-10 Season, Part III: "Why Don't You Have a Seat Over There...?"

                      Originally posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
                      Did you just challenge a 17 year old girl to a drinking contest?
                      Yes. He did. And he seems pretty adamant that he'll win. And seems to think that'll be a great accomplishment.

                      Side note: Imma kick yo' *ss 'sconnie.



                      And in addition, if I puked after you fell asleep, furthermore after 4:15....
                      I have no idea when I puked. :/
                      Loose and St Cloud go together. Like milk and cookies. Or bacon and porn. -Brenthoven
                      Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                      i heart ctf. sdhe is awsdome!!! best ooster ever
                      Originally posted by Brenthoven
                      Fooperese.
                      Saying that ctf is awesome.
                      Saying that ctf is the best poster.
                      bb_dl chasing after a raccoon: "I'm going to make this *ing skunk my b**ch!"

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                      • Re: Michigan Tech 09-10 Season, Part III: "Why Don't You Have a Seat Over There...?"

                        Originally posted by crazytechfan View Post
                        Yes. He did. And he seems pretty adamant that he'll win. And seems to think that'll be a great accomplishment.

                        Side note: Imma kick yo' *ss 'sconnie.
                        JFC. I call not it on cleaning up the puke from this shyteshow in the making.
                        Augsburg College: Wait, there's another D-3 school whose name starts with "A"?

                        Originally posted by The Darkness:
                        I don't see you asking Beer Pong Horn if he practices a religion from the beer continent.


                        Originally posted by bigblue_dl:
                        Wow. Tech fans are such a-holes. I think I saw Beer Pong Horn kick a blind puppy once.


                        Boosh Factor (6-27-12): Summer Vacation

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                        • Re: Michigan Tech 09-10 Season, Part III: "Why Don't You Have a Seat Over There...?"

                          Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                          Just 'cause I can drink it doesn't mean I like it. I can drink crappy beer like Busch Light, but that doesn't mean I actually enjoy it or seek it out.
                          True, but Jager isn't cheap like Busch Light. I drink Jager because I like it. As Fez would say, "mmm liquid candy!" It seriously tastes like black licorice candy that I really enjoy. To each his own.

                          I am still going to call people who don't like it pu**ies though.
                          Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                          guklke did you fick that dude at te vbar tongiht5, he awas all iover youi. and way over your haead.
                          Whats the difference between the Tech Hockey Team and the Huskies Pep Band?

                          WE'RE NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS!

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                          • Re: Michigan Tech 09-10 Season, Part III: "Why Don't You Have a Seat Over There...?"

                            Originally posted by Beer Pong Horn View Post
                            JFC. I call not it on cleaning up the puke from this shyteshow in the making.
                            I was gonna suggest us sitting on the sidelines until the undercard is finished, and then show them how it's done.
                            Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                            Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                            • Re: Michigan Tech 09-10 Season, Part III: "Why Don't You Have a Seat Over There...?"

                              Originally posted by Beer Pong Horn View Post
                              JFC. I call not it on cleaning up the puke from this shyteshow in the making.
                              This is going to be epic.
                              Loose and St Cloud go together. Like milk and cookies. Or bacon and porn. -Brenthoven
                              Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                              i heart ctf. sdhe is awsdome!!! best ooster ever
                              Originally posted by Brenthoven
                              Fooperese.
                              Saying that ctf is awesome.
                              Saying that ctf is the best poster.
                              bb_dl chasing after a raccoon: "I'm going to make this *ing skunk my b**ch!"

                              Comment


                              • Re: Michigan Tech 09-10 Season, Part III: "Why Don't You Have a Seat Over There...?"

                                Originally posted by crazytechfan View Post
                                This is going to be epic.
                                Midget's place. F5. Make it happen.
                                Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                                Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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