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    So are the Badgers going to cart that old guy out of his nursing home again, so they can still use illegal signs?

    Tech will probably lose, but we will still go out on state street and bed some badger women, so all will be good.
    Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

    RIP - Kirby

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    Re: Tech at Wisconsin: Prune Juice and Broken Hips

    Yessir, its that time of year again, when Tekkies come out of the woodwork to ***** and moan about Phil.

    Where can I go to donate the tissue boxes?
    If you want to be a BADGER, just come along with me

    BRING BACK PAT RICHTER!!!


    At his graduation ceremony from the U of Minnesota, my cousin got a keychain. When asked what UW gave her for graduation, my sister said, "A degree from a University that matters."

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      Re: Tech at Wisconsin: Prune Juice and Broken Hips

      Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
      Tech will probably lose, but we will still go out on state street and bed some badger women, so all will be good.
      No Tech student has ever gotten laid in the history of that university. It's like a sexual black hole.
      Bulldog Hockey: 2011 National Champions! Finally!!!

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        Re: Tech at Wisconsin: Prune Juice and Broken Hips

        Originally posted by UMDBulldogHockeyIsKing View Post
        No Tech student has ever gotten laid in the history of that university. It's like a sexual black hole.
        The place is a sausage fest. I see four options:

        1) Your statement is correct.
        2) The laws of Supply and Demand dictate that the very few women that exist in Houghton are too exhausted to finish school.
        3) Well... I feel like I should let you guys fill in the blank on option number three. Suffice it to say, you could use a different color at the end of your post, and its not pink.
        4) That comment I made about donating tissue boxes? They might not be using them while they cry about Phil and his signs. How much hand lotion do they sell per capita in Houghton?
        Last edited by ExileOnDaytonStreet; 11-28-2009, 11:42 PM.
        If you want to be a BADGER, just come along with me

        BRING BACK PAT RICHTER!!!


        At his graduation ceremony from the U of Minnesota, my cousin got a keychain. When asked what UW gave her for graduation, my sister said, "A degree from a University that matters."

        Canned music is a pathetic waste of your time.

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          Re: Tech at Wisconsin: Prune Juice and Broken Hips

          I don't understand. I may be hammered off my ***, but I'm pretty sure I said that I will be bedding badger women next weekend, which has nothing to do with the lack of women at tech. (I live in the twin cities by the way, so lack of chicks is not much of a problem) Anyone who seems to think that I wasn't able to find ladies at tech is much mistaken. I have stories that i'll tell in person.

          Tech sweeps
          Badgers **** bambi's dead mom
          Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

          RIP - Kirby

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            Re: Tech at Wisconsin: Prune Juice and Broken Hips

            Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
            I don't understand. I may be hammered off my ***, but I'm pretty sure I said that I will be bedding badger women next weekend, which has nothing to do with the lack of women at tech. (I live in the twin cities by the way, so lack of chicks is not much of a problem) Anyone who seems to think that I wasn't able to find ladies at tech is much mistaken. I have stories that i'll tell in person.

            Tech sweeps
            Badgers **** bambi's dead mom
            Finding ladies and bedding ladies are two different things.
            Don't you bed livestock?
            Last edited by badgerhawk; 11-29-2009, 08:45 AM.
            If at first you don't succeed, try cheating.

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              Re: Tech at Wisconsin: Prune Juice and Broken Hips

              Prune Juice and Broken Hips?


              The Badgers are having a Chris Chelios night?
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                Re: Tech at Wisconsin: Prune Juice and Broken Hips

                Wisconsin sweeps.

                Go Blue...wait, they suck this year.

                Go...'Cats?
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                  Re: Tech at Wisconsin: Prune Juice and Broken Hips

                  Should be a Badger sweep.

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                    Re: Tech at Wisconsin: Prune Juice and Broken Hips

                    Originally posted by WeWantMore View Post
                    Should be a Badger sweep.
                    I hate when people say stuff like this... total jinx.

                    Split.
                    Originally posted by solovsfett
                    To you I say 73, 77, 81, 83, 90, 06. Eat it.
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                    You sir, are the greatest person from Wisconsin in recorded history.

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                      Re: Tech at Wisconsin: Prune Juice and Broken Hips

                      Wisconsin takes three points, the refs take $500 each to ensure a Tech tie one night, bigblue_dl takes home a 17 year old (who may or may not be ctf), and some bicth doesn't take my hat this year because I'm staying the * away.
                      Augsburg College: Wait, there's another D-3 school whose name starts with "A"?

                      Originally posted by The Darkness:
                      I don't see you asking Beer Pong Horn if he practices a religion from the beer continent.


                      Originally posted by bigblue_dl:
                      Wow. Tech fans are such a-holes. I think I saw Beer Pong Horn kick a blind puppy once.


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                      • #12
                        Re: Tech at Wisconsin: Prune Juice and Broken Hips

                        Originally posted by Beer Pong Horn View Post
                        Wisconsin takes three points, the refs take $500 each to ensure a Tech tie one night, bigblue_dl takes home a 17 year old (who may or may not be ctf), and some bicth doesn't take my hat this year because I'm staying the * away.
                        I don't know if I necessarily approve of this idea. -ctf (who's too lazy to log on to her own account so is taking over PB's for the time being)

                        Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
                        I don't understand. I may be hammered off my ***, but I'm pretty sure I said that I will be bedding badger women next weekend, which has nothing to do with the lack of women at tech. (I live in the twin cities by the way, so lack of chicks is not much of a problem) Anyone who seems to think that I wasn't able to find ladies at tech is much mistaken. I have stories that i'll tell in person.

                        Tech sweeps
                        Badgers **** bambi's dead mom
                        I really do expect to hear these stories.
                        Originally posted by Twitch Boy
                        Like the sign out front says, "the price of freedom is visible here."

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                          Re: Tech at Wisconsin: Prune Juice and Broken Hips

                          Originally posted by Painted_Bandit View Post
                          I don't know if I necessarily approve of this idea. -ctf (who's too lazy to log on to her own account so is taking over PB's for the time being)


                          I really do expect to hear these stories.
                          The ones I heard (and verified by ShirtlessGuy) are hilarious.
                          Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                          Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                            Re: Tech at Wisconsin: Prune Juice and Broken Hips

                            Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
                            The ones I heard (and verified by ShirtlessGuy) are hilarious.
                            Looks like we're going to have to have story time at 2 AM.
                            Originally posted by Twitch Boy
                            Like the sign out front says, "the price of freedom is visible here."

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                              Re: Tech at Wisconsin: Prune Juice and Broken Hips

                              Originally posted by Painted_Bandit View Post
                              Looks like we're going to have to have story time at 2 AM.
                              Make that 2:15am and you may have a deal. 2am we'll just be leaving the bar.
                              Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                              Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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