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Painted_Bandit
10-15-2009, 11:45 PM
Guess 1: This story involves my sister in some way?
Ya she can thank me later

Guess 2: The DT
DING, sad thing is its only 1 pitcher plus 3 KBCs

bigblue_dl
10-15-2009, 11:48 PM
Ya she can thank me later

DING, sad thing is its only 1 pitcher plus 3 KBCs
there best not be any babies as a result of this. I guarantee that I will be a cruel uncle if that is the case.:eek: :mad: :p

Painted_Bandit
10-15-2009, 11:52 PM
there best not be any babies as a result of this. I guarantee that I will be a cruel uncle if that is the case.:eek: :mad: :p

What if I was the dad? wait that would never happen, although i do think that kid would pi55 excellence

The Incredible Gulk
10-15-2009, 11:54 PM
It's really sad we'd have to stop there. Personally, I'd like to go here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBtpyeLxVkI)

You make fun of Flashy and me for being geeks and you go and post that. Just sayin'.

Driftryder
10-15-2009, 11:57 PM
I have to warn you, you are nearing Jockstrap Levels Of Insanity.

He would be a welcome addition to this thread.

nmupiccdiva
10-16-2009, 12:00 AM
You make fun of Flashy and me for being geeks and you go and post that. Just sayin'.

Hey now. I never claimed to not be a geek, too. I just hide it better.

Beer Pong Horn
10-16-2009, 12:01 AM
Hey now. I never claimed to not be a geek, too. I just hide it better.

Incidentally, your location should say "...desevring what's coming to me." ;)

bigblue_dl
10-16-2009, 12:02 AM
He would be a welcome addition to this thread.
Yeah, where the hell is that crazy net-crashing bastard!

The Rube
10-16-2009, 12:05 AM
Coca-Cola was originally green.

Superman was 6'2". Clark Kent was 5'11". He slouched.

The average American develops their first phobia at age 13 1/2.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs. But not downstairs.

Pogo sticks were first used by sacrificial dancers in Borneo.

Lichenstien is the richest country on the planet.

The dolphins that live in the Amazon river are pink.

bigblue_dl
10-16-2009, 12:06 AM
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs. But not downstairs.
This is in fact true. Cows will go down 1 step, but any more than that and they plant their front hooves.

nmupiccdiva
10-16-2009, 12:07 AM
Coca-Cola was originally green.

Superman was 6'2". Clark Kent was 5'11". He slouched.

The average American develops their first phobia at age 13 1/2.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs. But not downstairs.

Pogo sticks were first used by sacrificial dancers in Borneo.

Lichenstien is the richest country on the planet.

The dolphins that live in the Amazon river are pink.

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.

Henry Ford produced the model T only in black because the black paint available at the time was the fastest to dry.

Mario, of Super Mario Bros. fame, appeared in the 1981 arcade game, Donkey Kong. His original name was Jumpman, but was changed to Mario to honor the Nintendo of America's landlord, Mario Segali.

The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.

Every year about 98% of the atoms in your body are replaced.

Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.

The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.

World Tourist day is observed on September 27.

Women are 37% more likely to go to a psychiatrist than men are.

The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet (9 m).

Diet Coke was only invented in 1982.

There are more than 1,700 references to gems and precious stones in the King James translation of the Bible.

When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.

Driftryder
10-16-2009, 12:07 AM
Yeah, where the hell is that crazy net-crashing bastard!

He did make his daily appearance in the Sue\Gopher thread.

His meds probably kick in after that.

Can you imagine if Crazylegs and UHM went head to head?

Beer Pong Horn
10-16-2009, 12:08 AM
Lichtenstein is the richest country on the planet.

It's also the denture capital of the world.

bigblue_dl
10-16-2009, 12:11 AM
What if I was the dad? wait that would never happen, although i do think that kid would pi55 excellence
Since you requested a response in a rep:

I would immediately start researching schools for special children, like Union College. The kid would definitely need some help if it has your DNA.:p

The Rube
10-16-2009, 12:16 AM
In a typical year, 14030 "answers are questioned" on Jeopardy.

When Italy was founded in 1861, only 3% of Italians spoke Italian fluently.

One in three Taiwanese funeral processions includes a stripper.

Men gamblers bet more money in Vegas when they bring their wives.

Armadillos can be housebroken.

Only one continent has more college grads than HS grads: Antarctica.

bigblue_dl
10-16-2009, 12:26 AM
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart

Driftryder
10-16-2009, 12:26 AM
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

A pig's peter is shaped like a corkscrew.

It is physically impossible for pigs to lookup into the sky.

A female swine, or a sow, will always have a even number of teats or nipples, usually twelve.

bigblue_dl
10-16-2009, 12:27 AM
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

What the **** did you call me!!!!:mad:

The Rube
10-16-2009, 12:30 AM
It's a little-known fact that the smartest animal is the pig. Scientists say if pigs had thumbs and a language, they could be trained to do simple manual labor.

Due to the shape of the North American elk's esophagus, even if it could speak, it could not pronounce the word lasagna.

Basketball was invented by the Celtics. Interestingly enough, so was the parquet floor.

Cows were domesticated in Mesopotamia and were also used in China as guard animals for the Forbidden City.

A Freudian slip is saying one thing and meaning a mother.

I wonder if you know that the harp is a predecessor of the modern day guitar. Early minstrels were much larger people. In fact, they had hands the size of small dogs.

Everyone is the Swiss Army owns a Swiss Army Knife. That's why no one messes with Switzerland.

If you were to go back in history and take every president, you'll find that the numerical value of each letter in their name was equally divisible into the year in which they were elected.

If memory serves, the umbilical chord is 90% potassium.

It's a little known fact that the tan became popular in what is known as the Bronze Age.

bigblue_dl
10-16-2009, 12:38 AM
It's a little-known fact that the smartest animal is the pig. Scientists say if pigs had thumbs and a language, they could be trained to do simple manual labor.

More truth. Also, contrary to popular belief, pigs are the cleanest barnyard animal. They are quite awesome creatures.