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bigblue_dl
10-15-2009, 12:59 PM
3, just this week
You were in attendance? I'm guessing that they do them at the Upslut...

Dirty
10-15-2009, 01:00 PM
if he's so great, how come he's dead?

Because he was shot by his own men and then dumped off a stretcher.

bigblue_dl
10-15-2009, 01:01 PM
3, just this week
Question: is it statutory rape if a 20 year old donkey is involved in this?

UnionHockeyManiac
10-15-2009, 01:03 PM
Bring headphones....

Yeah...What's up with the music?? Volume turned off though so it's all good.

STC_for_me
10-15-2009, 01:05 PM
Question: is it statutory rape if a 20 year old donkey is involved in this?

Ah, the moral questions of our times. Maybe we should ask the mighty philosopher UHM to help you with your quandary.

STC_for_me
10-15-2009, 01:11 PM
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Maybe we should ask this guy?

UnionHockeyManiac
10-15-2009, 01:11 PM
OK, I have begun to read page 21 (where I left off last night). I will do my best to get to all of you but it's only a 1 hour and 45 min class so it might be tough to get to what every said over a span of 8 pages.

RaceBoarder
10-15-2009, 01:19 PM
The Union always did underestimate Stonewall Jackson.

Andrew Jackson > Stonewall Jackson

GreatLakerMohawk
10-15-2009, 01:35 PM
Andrew Jackson > Stonewall Jackson

Action Jackson > *

bigblue_dl
10-15-2009, 01:36 PM
Andrew Jackson > Stonewall Jackson
Where does Randy Jackson fit into this hierarchy?

Red Cloud
10-15-2009, 01:42 PM
Oh joy, Mr. "I have to be the center of attention" is back. :rolleyes:

UnionHockeyManiac
10-15-2009, 01:46 PM
Pages 21-24: (tried not to leave anyone out)


OMFG 13?!?!?! GO POUND SOME BREWSKIS WITH YOUR UNION COLLEGE BROSKIS BRA!!!!!111!!!!

13th at partying, 26th overall. How is it that Union's enrollment isn't up there with ASU, OSU, and Minnesota yet?

I'll start with you to get the idiot out of the way. Forgive me if I am wrong, but are you judging a school based on size? Yeah, ASU, OSU, and Minnesota all have more students than Princeton, Harvard, and Yale so they are better? Why would Union's enrollment go up? I don't even know how to handle this one. You're just too dumb.



UHM didn't read it, since it's important for him to keep his fantasy world alive.

Didn't read it for two reasons:

1. I already know all the history I need to know about Union hockey and I don't need or want to review it all.
2. I didn't want to make you feel like you accomplished anything. You wasted your time doing it and that's ok, but I think you know that now.


Ignorance is bliss, eh?

Even you have to say that a list that excludes Amherst, Williams, Swarthmore, Middlebury, West Point, Carleton, etc. is invalid. Let's just be honest with ourselves here. Those are some of the best schools in the nation and they aren't on that list.


Union guy...I dont mean to burst your bubble, ok...maybe I do but...

NMU- 2963rd World College Ranking
57th party ranking
7 NCAA App.
1 NCAA Title

The first two sets of rankings, debatable. I dont know how reliable those numbers are. But hey, its pretty sweet seeing some NCAA Banners at our rink and St Cloud and UNH people, we dont just have "Thanks for playing" Banners. That 1991 National Title Banner hangs over me every game.

Yeah, I don't know what bubble you're bursting but I really have no problem with NMU...Congratulations on your hockey accomplishments and your top 3,000 world ranking for academics? I don't really know what else to say here...


Wait.... you tell us how much smarter you are than us, then you admit you don't know where West Point is?!?!? :confused:

Read what I wrote one more time: "As much as I like The Office, I have not been "Boom roasted." First of all, I have never heard of that site. Second of all, they do not list liberal arts schools on that list making it meaningless. Where is Amherst? Williams? Swarthmore? Middlebury? West Point? Carleton (Minnesota)? Forbes' list is valid because it lists all types of schools."

I was noting the exclusion of West Point on that particular ranking list, not asking where it was. Idiot.




I hope our Union Manic is having a pimpin' good time out on the town in State College tonight!

He'd have twenty or more girls hanging all over him all night. They'd just come to laugh at him, of course, but they'd be paying attention to him!! :cool:

How is the night life in Schenectady anyways?

I've always wanted to open a nightclub in Schenectady. In deference to the city's most notable feature, I would call it "The Smell." Naturally, it would be on the banks of the Mohawk River.

The ads write themselves.

"Been down by the river? Then surely you've noticed THE SMELL."

"Everyone's talking about THE SMELL."

"You haven't experienced Schenectady until you've experienced THE SMELL."

"Union students simply love THE SMELL."



If we're lucky, we'll get some drunk posts from UHM before the night is through.


Boy, you guys were really missing me last night, huh?

BigBlue...Union is not a state school. We are a private institution. You know better than that. And yes, I did have a great time last night. BPH, I did MORE than fine last night but I do appreciate your concerns. To State of Hockey and Red Cloud, the night life in Schenectady is nothing to write home about but there are a few decent bars around Union. Besides, I was only at the bars for an hour or two before the party moved to my fraternity.

And to BigBlue, sorry to disappoint you for the lack of drunk posts but I was just a little busy. Maybe if we pull off the victory on Friday or Saturday there will be another chance for drunk posts. The bigger the victory, the more entertaining they'll be.


On to pages 25-29...to be continued.

Red Cloud
10-15-2009, 01:48 PM
Pages 21-24: (tried not to leave anyone out)

On to pages 25-29...to be continued.


Oh joy, Mr. "I have to be the center of attention" is back. :rolleyes:

Ladies and gentlemen, the prosecution rests.

UnionHockeyManiac
10-15-2009, 01:53 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, the prosecution rests.

Should I just ignore everything and stop posting? You guys made me the center of attention because you can't seem to stop talking about me. Not my fault.

bigblue_dl
10-15-2009, 01:57 PM
Second of all, they do not list liberal arts schools on that list making it meaningless.
Kinda like a 4 year degree from a liberal arts school?



BigBlue...Union is not a state school. We are a private institution. You know better than that.
I said State College, as in the town where Penn State University is located, Penn State is the 13th ranked party school by Playboy. Where you indicated that you're going out last night. Have I spelled it out enough?

RaceBoarder
10-15-2009, 01:58 PM
http://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/1945look-at-me-attention-whore.jpg

Red Cloud
10-15-2009, 02:01 PM
Should I just ignore everything and stop posting? You guys made me the center of attention because you can't seem to stop talking about me. Not my fault.

I just went through 5 straight pages where nobody talked about you.

Attention whore indeed.

Painted_Bandit
10-15-2009, 02:07 PM
Besides, I was only at the bars for an hour or two before the party moved to my fraternity.

And to BigBlue, sorry to disappoint you for the lack of drunk posts but I was just a little busy. Maybe if we pull off the victory on Friday or Saturday there will be another chance for drunk posts. The bigger the victory, the more entertaining they'll be.


The bolded part explains everything, was probably too busy jacking off his brothers

miker
10-15-2009, 02:07 PM
Since UHM is obsessed with rankings, here's my favorite ranking (http://www.princetonreview.com/UnionCollegeNY.aspx) for Union:

:D


To State of Hockey and Red Cloud, the night life in Schenectady is nothing to write home about but there are a few decent bars around Union. Besides, I was only at the bars for an hour or two before the party moved to my "fraternity".


Best Northeastern Colleges
Little Race/Class Interaction:
# 11
Lots of Beer:
# 13
Major Frat and Sorority Scene:
# 14

Drinking while wearing a white hood takes talent! You are my hero UHM

startthebus
10-15-2009, 02:10 PM
I could really go for some good steak right about now..