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MinnesotaNorthStar
09-20-2009, 09:25 PM
God help Kanye if he gets between Scarlet and her martini.The world can only hope this happens...

goldy_331
09-20-2009, 09:28 PM
bbdl,

To expand on the Rubes thought. Yes, a bar fight - because you told natives that Kentucky is just like Wal*Mart. Hmm, they might not be offended though - maybe you told the Bengals fans how cute it is that there are actually Bengal fans.

bigblue_dl
09-20-2009, 09:29 PM
With benefits? ;)
Doubtful, but we'll just have to see, I guess.

I was a little disappointed. It's no "Shrader Vs Ice" battle scar.
Trust me, it was worse yesterday. My friend took a pic only a couple hours after I woke up Saturday morning, if I can get it, I'll post that one too. It was really swollen and very red around the areas that are now only scabs.

The Rube
09-20-2009, 09:34 PM
Doubtful, but we'll just have to see, I guess.

Trust me, it was worse yesterday. My friend took a pic only a couple hours after I woke up Saturday morning, if I can get it, I'll post that one too. It was really swollen and very red around the areas that are now only scabs.

It's still no Shrader. Trust me on this one. I think I have the pic somewhere, but can't remember. It was BAD.

bigblue_dl
09-20-2009, 09:38 PM
bbdl,

To expand on the Rubes thought. Yes, a bar fight - because you told natives that Kentucky is just like Wal*Mart. Hmm, they might not be offended though - maybe you told the Bengals fans how cute it is that there are actually Bengal fans.
At the bars last night, when people would ask about it, my story was this: "I was playing drop in hockey last night and some hoser from Regina slew-footed me, so I fell to the ice and my face hit the ice." It has some holes, but to the drunks I was talking to, it was bulletproof. One guy asked me about wearing a helmet, and I said only pansies wear cages.:p

Greyeagle
09-20-2009, 09:41 PM
At the bars last night, when people would ask about it, my story was this: "I was playing drop in hockey last night and some hoser from Regina slew-footed me, so I fell to the ice and my face hit the ice." It has some holes, but to the drunks I was talking to, it was bulletproof. One guy asked me about wearing a helmet, and I said only pansies wear cages.:p

My story is inconsequential....

Twitch Boy
09-20-2009, 10:18 PM
At the bars last night, when people would ask about it, my story was this: "I was playing drop in hockey last night and some hoser from Regina slew-footed me, so I fell to the ice and my face hit the ice." It has some holes, but to the drunks I was talking to, it was bulletproof. One guy asked me about wearing a helmet, and I said only pansies wear cages.:p

OBJECTION!

If you were slew-footed you would most likely land on your back or the back of your head.

MinnesotaNorthStar
09-20-2009, 10:20 PM
OBJECTION!

If you were slew-footed you would most likely land on your back or the back of your head.OVERRULED!

Drunks at a bar in Cincinnati would not know that...especially considering it was a "hockey injury."

St. Clown
09-20-2009, 10:22 PM
OBJECTION!

If you were slew-footed you would most likely land on your back or the back of your head.
That's why you say, "We just scored, so I start turning back to the bench to shift out. While I'm turning, I'm not really paying attention to who's around me. So this hoser skates past me, and gets my skate that I've got most of my weight on with his stick. Then the benches cleared."

mookie1995
09-20-2009, 10:30 PM
OVERRULED!

Drunks at a bar in Cincinnati would not know that...especially considering it was a "hockey injury."

drunks at a bar in cincinnati would hear this as "hockey, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah."

bigblue_dl
09-20-2009, 10:30 PM
OVERRULED!

Drunks at a bar in Cincinnati would not know that...especially considering it was a "hockey injury."
This is the key. Nobody in Cincinnati could even tell you what slew-footing is, therefor it was bulletproof. This story would be shredded if I tried to use it in Minneapolis.:p

Greyeagle
09-20-2009, 10:32 PM
I figured you ran into Jennifer Marlowe's......um.....assetts.

MavHockey14
09-20-2009, 10:43 PM
I have sooooooooooo much homework and I have soooooooo much procrastinating going on. it's terrible as I'm already falling behind in classes and I'm normally a good student.

Hope everyone had a great weekend!

leswp1
09-20-2009, 10:58 PM
Almy repping at an amazing rate! I still haven't given out enough rep to hit him again:o When did we find the time to do this?

leswp1
09-20-2009, 11:13 PM
Figures- I skip this morning and miss Shirtless' birthday:o Thankfuly SFIS stepped up.

Happy Birthday Shirtless!!

MissThundercat
09-20-2009, 11:41 PM
Figures- I skip this morning and miss Shirtless' birthday:o Thankfuly SFIS stepped up.

Happy Birthday Shirtless!!
Thank you! :)

Alright, sleepy time. Night all.

Almington
09-21-2009, 12:22 AM
Almy repping at an amazing rate! I still haven't given out enough rep to hit him again:o When did we find the time to do this?

I owe Ralph about 38 reps, I'm trying to catch back up.:p

Ralph Baer
09-21-2009, 01:11 AM
I owe Ralph about 38 reps, I'm trying to catch back up.:p

You don't have to. :)

Ralph Baer
09-21-2009, 01:11 AM
Happy Anniversary!

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Ralph Baer
09-21-2009, 06:19 AM
Good Morning, Lodge! :)