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jcarter7669
03-16-2015, 08:18 PM
Ok, so this is the way I see it... there was no flaming on the season series so we all have a lot of work to do. I know you Lowell guys aren't good with math ... or anything for that matter but just from a statistical standpoint...

UVM 22-14-4
Lowell is 20-11-6

Lowell has 26 league ponts
UVM has 23 League points

Lowell is 17th in the pairwise
UVM is 19th in the pairwise

These two teams are pretty freaking even... on the season Lowell has a 1 win, there is a tie. Mathamatically speaking it only makes sense for a UVM win to make it 1-1-1 on the season. Now I know one of you Lowell guys is going to bring in the eyeball test and SOS etc etc etc. I don't care, your best player in a decade has come from the state of Vermont, and your mascot stinks... and so do your colors... ugliest team colors in hockey east unless you count those gawd awful Notre Dame helmets. Thankfully they got eliminated.

Sure you have a better offense but we have a better defense and special teams... Give up now and we will keep it close so as not to embarrass you... anymore then you do yourselves.

Game on B1THCES !

P.S. I was saving myself earlier on for just this occassion

P.P.S I actually like most of you guys but don't tell anyone, have a rep to maintain

P.P.P.S except for Patronick...

P.P.P.P.S and UML Goon... what happened to him, heart attack? Such an angry fellow.

Patman
03-16-2015, 08:32 PM
P.P.P.P.S and UML Goon... what happened to him, heart attack? Such an angry fellow.

Wyshynski only lets him out of the basement once a week.

snwbrdr
03-16-2015, 08:33 PM
That was an impressive start. I actually laughed; and it takes a lot to make me laugh on Monday night after 12.5 hours in my office to start the week.

Should be a good game. sad I will be away and miss it. 17 consecutive years at HE semis and I choose this year to go to Austin for the SxSW festival..... Thought about flying back Friday AM and back to Austin on Saturday. But that's ridiculous. Think I can find NESN in that melee? Anyone know any Boston bars in Austin?

Go Cats

Middle Street
03-16-2015, 08:45 PM
Think I can find NESN in that melee?


All three games will be on NBCSports. It might be blacked out for NESN locally, but you should easily find a place down there that gets NBCSports.

Gainzo
03-16-2015, 09:17 PM
Ok, so this is the way I see it... there was no flaming on the season series so we all have a lot of work to do. I know you Lowell guys aren't good with math ... or anything for that matter but just from a statistical standpoint...

UVM 22-14-4
Lowell is 20-11-6

Lowell has 26 league ponts
UVM has 23 League points

Lowell is 17th in the pairwise
UVM is 19th in the pairwise

These two teams are pretty freaking even... on the season Lowell has a 1 win, there is a tie. Mathamatically speaking it only makes sense for a UVM win to make it 1-1-1 on the season. Now I know one of you Lowell guys is going to bring in the eyeball test and SOS etc etc etc. I don't care, your best player in a decade has come from the state of Vermont, and your mascot stinks... and so do your colors... ugliest team colors in hockey east unless you count those gawd awful Notre Dame helmets. Thankfully they got eliminated.

Sure you have a better offense but we have a better defense and special teams... Give up now and we will keep it close so as not to embarrass you... anymore then you do yourselves.

Game on B1THCES !

P.S. I was saving myself earlier on for just this occassion

P.P.S I actually like most of you guys but don't tell anyone, have a rep to maintain

P.P.P.S except for Patronick...

P.P.P.P.S and UML Goon... what happened to him, heart attack? Such an angry fellow.

I was leaning toward Hippies vs Heroin but you did well with the real mascot thing. Why is a Cougar called a Catamount in hippie country?

Game on! Our goalie gives up juicy rebounds. All UVM needs to do is camp out in front of the Lowell net, put down their bongs, and score.

UML Mike
03-16-2015, 10:35 PM
Ok, so this is the way I see it... there was no flaming on the season series so we all have a lot of work to do. I know you Lowell guys aren't good with math ... or anything for that matter but just from a statistical standpoint...

UVM 22-14-4
Lowell is 20-11-6

Lowell has 26 league ponts
UVM has 23 League points

Lowell is 17th in the pairwise
UVM is 19th in the pairwise

These two teams are pretty freaking even... on the season Lowell has a 1 win, there is a tie. Mathamatically speaking it only makes sense for a UVM win to make it 1-1-1 on the season. Now I know one of you Lowell guys is going to bring in the eyeball test and SOS etc etc etc. I don't care, your best player in a decade has come from the state of Vermont, and your mascot stinks... and so do your colors... ugliest team colors in hockey east unless you count those gawd awful Notre Dame helmets. Thankfully they got eliminated.

Sure you have a better offense but we have a better defense and special teams... Give up now and we will keep it close so as not to embarrass you... anymore then you do yourselves.

Game on B1THCES !

P.S. I was saving myself earlier on for just this occassion

P.P.S I actually like most of you guys but don't tell anyone, have a rep to maintain

P.P.P.S except for Patronick...

P.P.P.P.S and UML Goon... what happened to him, heart attack? Such an angry fellow.

You don't like UML's colors? How can you not like red, white, and blue? Those are America's colors!

riverchief1
03-16-2015, 10:36 PM
You don't like UML's colors? How can you not like red, white, and blue? Those are America's colors!

Must be a Communist. They are from Vermont you know.

jcarter7669
03-17-2015, 05:45 AM
You don't like UML's colors? How can you not like red, white, and blue? Those are America's colors!

Perhaps uniforms would be more appropriate then colors. The whites are .... well ok. The blue and especially red Jerseys are an abomination. And that isn't American blue...that's the blue that sits in the paint can for decades because you bought it on mistake and can't figure out what to do with it.

Riz
03-17-2015, 05:49 AM
Going with Vermont 4-2 final in this one. Sorry UML fans.

jcarter7669
03-17-2015, 05:49 AM
Must be a Communist. They are from Vermont you know.


Just Bernie... and he isn't actually from Vermont.

Patronick
03-17-2015, 06:54 AM
Ok, so this is the way I see it... there was no flaming on the season series so we all have a lot of work to do. I know you Lowell guys aren't good with math ... or anything for that matter but just from a statistical standpoint...

UVM 22-14-4
Lowell is 20-11-6

Lowell has 26 league ponts
UVM has 23 League points

Lowell is 17th in the pairwise
UVM is 19th in the pairwise

These two teams are pretty freaking even... on the season Lowell has a 1 win, there is a tie. Mathamatically speaking it only makes sense for a UVM win to make it 1-1-1 on the season. Now I know one of you Lowell guys is going to bring in the eyeball test and SOS etc etc etc. I don't care, your best player in a decade has come from the state of Vermont, and your mascot stinks... and so do your colors... ugliest team colors in hockey east unless you count those gawd awful Notre Dame helmets. Thankfully they got eliminated.

Sure you have a better offense but we have a better defense and special teams... Give up now and we will keep it close so as not to embarrass you... anymore then you do yourselves.

Game on B1THCES !

P.S. I was saving myself earlier on for just this occassion

P.P.S I actually like most of you guys but don't tell anyone, have a rep to maintain

P.P.P.S except for Patronick...

P.P.P.P.S and UML Goon... what happened to him, heart attack? Such an angry fellow.

I didn't realize Connor Hellebuyck was from Vermont. Did they annex Commerce, MI and not tell anyone? The more you know.

Go-UML
03-17-2015, 07:45 AM
Just Bernie... and he isn't actually from Vermont.I love Bernie. He actually is intelligent, makes sense and doesn't go in for BS games.


I didn't realize Connor Hellebuyck was from Vermont. Did they annex Commerce, MI and not tell anyone? The more you know.*shrugs* It's jcarter. Facts just get in the way.

UVM Cat in Texas
03-17-2015, 10:53 AM
All three games will be on NBCSports. It might be blacked out for NESN locally, but you should easily find a place down there that gets NBCSports.
They'll be on NBCsn? You sure about that? If so, that'd be better for me.

UVM Cat in Texas
03-17-2015, 10:59 AM
All three games will be on NBCSports. It might be blacked out for NESN locally, but you should easily find a place down there that gets NBCSports.
Checked the listings myself. You are right -- thanks for the heads up!

jcarter7669
03-17-2015, 11:03 AM
I love Bernie. He actually is intelligent, makes sense and doesn't go in for BS games.

*shrugs* It's jcarter. Facts just get in the way.

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA... Surely you must have missed Sanders interupting an IBM meeting and chewing out the board. You also must have missed him taking a bus load of old folks to Canada to buy medication... Or the golden parachute his wife too upon retirement, or the foreign car he drives... just take a peek at his financials sometimes. Bernie... well hypocrit and media whore don't do justice. Anyways, enough politics, if you want Bernie us VTers would be happy to give him to you.

FTR I was actually talking about Riley but I'm sure you guys knew that ;)

Chuck Murray
03-17-2015, 11:41 AM
Bernie... well hypocrit and media whore don't do justice. Anyways, enough politics, if you want Bernie us VTers would be happy to give him to you.

Why do you guys keep electing the socialist hypocrite media whore then? :confused:

Go-UML
03-17-2015, 11:45 AM
Why do you guys keep electing the socialist hypocrite media whore then? :confused:Personally, if jcarter hates him then he's probably an ok guy. :D

jcarter7669
03-17-2015, 11:53 AM
Why do you guys keep electing the socialist hypocrite media whore then? :confused:

Vermonters think "incumbent" means that you are required to vote for them.

bottomdweller
03-17-2015, 12:41 PM
Perhaps uniforms would be more appropriate then colors. The whites are .... well ok. The blue and especially red Jerseys are an abomination. And that isn't American blue...that's the blue that sits in the paint can for decades because you bought it on mistake and can't figure out what to do with it.

Don't worry, with Lowell being the home team because Lowell > Vermont, you won't need to see the blues... until the Championship game against BU. But you'll be home by that point...

Bomber
03-17-2015, 12:50 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, the comedy stylings of Mookie: http://board.uscho.com/showthread.php?112320-Boston-College-season-2014-2015-Part-Deux/page9

UVM-UMLowell: Trap, Trap, Goose