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burd
11-03-2014, 09:25 PM
In twenty fourteen we took a little trip
Along with David Hakstol cross the mighty Mississip.
We left behind the women but we took our Badger hate
Cause this was one more battle in the war for number 8.

We scored two goals and the Badger fans kept cheering,
But they wasn't half as cocky as they was a while ago.
We scored three more and the heap began to runnin
Giving up on Badger hockey for their cheese curds and their blow.

Yeah, they ran to the bars and they ran to their mommies
And they ran down in their tunnels where a gopher couldn't go.
They ran so fast Uncle Barry couldn't stop them
From his condo in Los Cabos on the coast of Mexico.

The game was such a biotch-slap that the boys were losing interest,
The Badgers were so beaten that it wasn't even fun.
So they let one in while they stood aside and watched it
So Badger fans could have their cheer and Phil could have his number one.

Yeah, they ran to the bars and they ran to their mommies
And they ran down in their tunnels where a gopher couldn't go.
They ran so fast Uncle Barry couldn't stop them
From his condo in Los Cabos on the coast of Mexico.

When the slaughter was all over we just loaded up the wagons
Cause we'd come to play some hockey but it turned into a farce.
But we wasn't quite finished as we headed out of Madtown,
There was still a chance along the way we could kick some gopher arse.

Yeah, they ran to the bars and they ran to their mommies
And they ran down in their tunnels where a gopher couldn't go.
They ran so fast Uncle Barry couldn't stop them
From his condo in Los Cabos on the coast of Mexico.

Hut-two-three-four
Sound off, three four

Siouxfaninseattle
11-03-2014, 09:35 PM
Nice! :D

MavHockey14
11-03-2014, 10:57 PM
Let's Go SIOUX

Wisko McBadgerton
11-04-2014, 08:59 AM
Not bad burd- I didn't know flying monkeys could type, let alone rhyme.

burd
11-04-2014, 10:21 AM
Not bad burd- I didn't know flying monkeys could type, let alone rhyme.

And it's going to be just like that scene in Oz when hordes of Tundrabillies come swooping in on Friday, Wisco. Better cover up your Toto.

cross cheque
11-04-2014, 10:24 AM
Wisco is 0-4 on the season and has only scored 3 goals.......total.....in 4 games, yikes! I would like to think Becky has some angst stored in her badger hole from last year's bouncing out of the NCAA tourney but I'm calling a sweep for Mother Green's Killing Machine.

Wisko McBadgerton
11-04-2014, 10:36 AM
And it's going to be just like that scene in Oz when hordes of Tundrabillies come swooping in on Friday, Wisco. Better cover up your Toto.

Not really worried burd, Sue is just like the Wicked Witch of the West-- sprinkle a little water on her and she has a meltdown.

burd
11-04-2014, 10:49 AM
Not really worried burd, Sue is just like the Wicked Witch of the West-- sprinkle a little water on her and she has a meltdown.

Must spread. Nicely done.

Wisko McBadgerton
11-04-2014, 10:51 AM
Wisco is 0-4 on the season and has only scored 3 goals.......total.....in 4 games, yikes! I would like to think Becky has some angst stored in her badger hole from last year's bouncing out of the NCAA tourney but I'm calling a sweep for Mother Green's Killing Machine.

As I understand it, MacVillain is out? Disappointing. Is he really hurt or just afraid of being pelted with cheese and bratwurst after his last minute dirty deed in the NCAA's? ....The one that robbed us of another glorious NCAA win over goldy!!!

Speaking of injuries, Sue better hope freshman Tim "Sniper" Davison is still out with a concussion this weekend. So far his "One Shot-One Goal" proficiency has him as a co-leader in the Badger goal scoring machine!

Wisko McBadgerton
11-04-2014, 10:58 AM
Must spread. Nicely done.

Very kind of you, burd. But let's face it, we Badgers are so far ahead of you Nodaks that we're sneaking up behind you. ;)

cross cheque
11-04-2014, 11:01 AM
Not really worried burd, Sue is just like the Wicked Witch of the West-- sprinkle a little water on her and she has a meltdown.

Speaking of a meltdown from a sprinkle of water.......


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Wisko McBadgerton
11-04-2014, 12:04 PM
As I usually only follow D-1 hockey, I tend to lose track of you guys, so before I forget, a question:

With the midget...

er... sorry... I mean the little person gone, who cleans the gum off the underside of the seats in the Ralph?

Siouxfaninseattle
11-04-2014, 02:08 PM
As I usually only follow D-1 hockey, I tend to lose track of you guys, so before I forget, a question:

With the midget...

er... sorry... I mean the little person gone, who cleans the gum off the underside of the seats in the Ralph?

They have hired many Wisconsin grads for the job.

Wisko McBadgerton
11-04-2014, 02:49 PM
They have hired many Wisconsin grads for the job.

So basically you hillbillies discover oil in the back yard and then proceed to blow it on a bunch of fantastical luxuries?

Sounds vaguely familiar.

burd
11-04-2014, 03:07 PM
So basically you hillbillies discover oil in the back yard and then proceed to blow it on a bunch of fantastical luxuries?

Sounds vaguely familiar.

Train yourself to think on a different scale, Wisko. NoDaks can't begin to spend all they make on oil. To them, Wisconsin grads are cheaper by the dozen. And they tend to be better at cleaning gum off of seats than Nodak grads, for some reason.

Wisko McBadgerton
11-04-2014, 03:54 PM
Train yourself to think on a different scale, Wisko. NoDaks can't begin to spend all they make on oil. To them, Wisconsin grads are cheaper by the dozen. And they tend to be better at cleaning gum off of seats than Nodak grads, for some reason.

Thanks again burd, I appreciate your patience in explaining tundrabilly to me.

So essentially, the scale of oil money Nodaks have is at least equal to, or greater than, than the number of things Wisconsin grads are better at than Nodak grads?

Sheesh! I had no idea it was that much. Bet you can't wait to start sending jack-a-lopes up on space planes and stuff, eh?

burd
11-04-2014, 04:07 PM
Thanks again burd, I appreciate your patience in explaining tundrabilly to me.

So essentially, the scale of oil money Nodaks have is at least equal to, or greater than, than the number of things Wisconsin grads are better at than Nodak grads?

Sheesh! I had no idea it was that much. Bet you can't wait to start sending jack-a-lopes up on space planes and stuff, eh?

It is a bit cold-hearted of you, isn't it Wisko, to rile up the Tundrabilly horde on its way to Madison while you sit safely sipping (gulping?) your margarita in Florida?

willythekid
11-04-2014, 04:14 PM
It is a bit cold-hearted of you, isn't it Wisko, to rile up the Tundrabilly horde on its way to Madison while you sit safely sipping (gulping?) your margarita in Florida?

I'm sure other wisco fans wished they were that far away from that team.

Dirty
11-04-2014, 05:13 PM
Averaging half a goal/game less than Alabama-Huntsville is quite impressive. I tip my cap to thee, Wisconsin. Given the Crease Creatures shirts this year does anyone know if Eaves has given any thought to having the student section play in hopes of upping that impressive goal total?

WiscDC
11-04-2014, 05:26 PM
Wisco is 0-4 on the season and has only scored 3 goals.......total.....in 4 games, yikes! I would like to think Becky has some angst stored in her badger hole from last year's bouncing out of the NCAA tourney but I'm calling a sweep for Mother Green's Killing Machine.

Lots of angst - you have to combine last year's departure from the NCAA tournament and the crappy start to this season. There's a fire that's been lit under them. They have a lot to prove. They want it more, and will therefore win. Just ask Skip Bayless! :)