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    UND @ UW Nov 7 & 8: The Battle of the Bottle

    In twenty fourteen we took a little trip
    Along with David Hakstol cross the mighty Mississip.
    We left behind the women but we took our Badger hate
    Cause this was one more battle in the war for number 8.

    We scored two goals and the Badger fans kept cheering,
    But they wasn't half as cocky as they was a while ago.
    We scored three more and the heap began to runnin
    Giving up on Badger hockey for their cheese curds and their blow.

    Yeah, they ran to the bars and they ran to their mommies
    And they ran down in their tunnels where a gopher couldn't go.
    They ran so fast Uncle Barry couldn't stop them
    From his condo in Los Cabos on the coast of Mexico.

    The game was such a biotch-slap that the boys were losing interest,
    The Badgers were so beaten that it wasn't even fun.
    So they let one in while they stood aside and watched it
    So Badger fans could have their cheer and Phil could have his number one.

    Yeah, they ran to the bars and they ran to their mommies
    And they ran down in their tunnels where a gopher couldn't go.
    They ran so fast Uncle Barry couldn't stop them
    From his condo in Los Cabos on the coast of Mexico.

    When the slaughter was all over we just loaded up the wagons
    Cause we'd come to play some hockey but it turned into a farce.
    But we wasn't quite finished as we headed out of Madtown,
    There was still a chance along the way we could kick some gopher arse.

    Yeah, they ran to the bars and they ran to their mommies
    And they ran down in their tunnels where a gopher couldn't go.
    They ran so fast Uncle Barry couldn't stop them
    From his condo in Los Cabos on the coast of Mexico.

    Hut-two-three-four
    Sound off, three four
    Last edited by burd; 11-04-2014, 08:41 AM.
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  • #2
    Re: UND @ UW Nov 7 & 8: The Battle of the Bottle

    Nice!
    Believe it. Earn it. Raise it.

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    • #3
      Re: UND @ UW Nov 7 & 8: The Battle of the Bottle

      Let's Go SIOUX
      AF 99

      M-A-V-E-R-I-C-K-S, MAVERICKS, MAVERICKS, GOOOOO STATE!

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      • #4
        Re: UND @ UW Nov 7 & 8: The Battle of the Bottle

        Not bad burd- I didn't know flying monkeys could type, let alone rhyme.
        Originally posted by WiscTJK
        I'm with Wisko and Tim.
        Originally posted by Timothy A
        Other than Wisko McBadgerton and Badger Bob, who is universally loved by all?

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        • #5
          Re: UND @ UW Nov 7 & 8: The Battle of the Bottle

          Originally posted by Wisko McBadgerton View Post
          Not bad burd- I didn't know flying monkeys could type, let alone rhyme.
          And it's going to be just like that scene in Oz when hordes of Tundrabillies come swooping in on Friday, Wisco. Better cover up your Toto.

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          • #6
            Re: UND @ UW Nov 7 & 8: The Battle of the Bottle

            Wisco is 0-4 on the season and has only scored 3 goals.......total.....in 4 games, yikes! I would like to think Becky has some angst stored in her badger hole from last year's bouncing out of the NCAA tourney but I'm calling a sweep for Mother Green's Killing Machine.
            "The man who smiles when something has gone wrong just thought of someone to blame it on." Robert Bloch
            Discontinued Program:http://s.ecrater.com/stores/70443/48...70e_70443n.jpg
            The goofs might suck, but Happy swallows.
            Brooks told me he added something to the effect that, “if you want to go into business, go to Harvard; if you want to be a hockey player, go to North Dakota...”

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            • #7
              Re: UND @ UW Nov 7 & 8: The Battle of the Bottle

              Originally posted by burd View Post
              And it's going to be just like that scene in Oz when hordes of Tundrabillies come swooping in on Friday, Wisco. Better cover up your Toto.
              Not really worried burd, Sue is just like the Wicked Witch of the West-- sprinkle a little water on her and she has a meltdown.
              Originally posted by WiscTJK
              I'm with Wisko and Tim.
              Originally posted by Timothy A
              Other than Wisko McBadgerton and Badger Bob, who is universally loved by all?

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              • #8
                Re: UND @ UW Nov 7 & 8: The Battle of the Bottle

                Originally posted by Wisko McBadgerton View Post
                Not really worried burd, Sue is just like the Wicked Witch of the West-- sprinkle a little water on her and she has a meltdown.
                Must spread. Nicely done.

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                • #9
                  Re: UND @ UW Nov 7 & 8: The Battle of the Bottle

                  Originally posted by cross cheque View Post
                  Wisco is 0-4 on the season and has only scored 3 goals.......total.....in 4 games, yikes! I would like to think Becky has some angst stored in her badger hole from last year's bouncing out of the NCAA tourney but I'm calling a sweep for Mother Green's Killing Machine.
                  As I understand it, MacVillain is out? Disappointing. Is he really hurt or just afraid of being pelted with cheese and bratwurst after his last minute dirty deed in the NCAA's? ....The one that robbed us of another glorious NCAA win over goldy!!!

                  Speaking of injuries, Sue better hope freshman Tim "Sniper" Davison is still out with a concussion this weekend. So far his "One Shot-One Goal" proficiency has him as a co-leader in the Badger goal scoring machine!
                  Originally posted by WiscTJK
                  I'm with Wisko and Tim.
                  Originally posted by Timothy A
                  Other than Wisko McBadgerton and Badger Bob, who is universally loved by all?

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                  • #10
                    Re: UND @ UW Nov 7 & 8: The Battle of the Bottle

                    Originally posted by burd View Post
                    Must spread. Nicely done.
                    Very kind of you, burd. But let's face it, we Badgers are so far ahead of you Nodaks that we're sneaking up behind you.
                    Originally posted by WiscTJK
                    I'm with Wisko and Tim.
                    Originally posted by Timothy A
                    Other than Wisko McBadgerton and Badger Bob, who is universally loved by all?

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                    • #11
                      Re: UND @ UW Nov 7 & 8: The Battle of the Bottle

                      Originally posted by Wisko McBadgerton View Post
                      Not really worried burd, Sue is just like the Wicked Witch of the West-- sprinkle a little water on her and she has a meltdown.
                      Speaking of a meltdown from a sprinkle of water.......


                      "The man who smiles when something has gone wrong just thought of someone to blame it on." Robert Bloch
                      Discontinued Program:http://s.ecrater.com/stores/70443/48...70e_70443n.jpg
                      The goofs might suck, but Happy swallows.
                      Brooks told me he added something to the effect that, “if you want to go into business, go to Harvard; if you want to be a hockey player, go to North Dakota...”

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                      • #12
                        Re: UND @ UW Nov 7 & 8: The Battle of the Bottle

                        As I usually only follow D-1 hockey, I tend to lose track of you guys, so before I forget, a question:

                        With the midget...

                        er... sorry... I mean the little person gone, who cleans the gum off the underside of the seats in the Ralph?
                        Originally posted by WiscTJK
                        I'm with Wisko and Tim.
                        Originally posted by Timothy A
                        Other than Wisko McBadgerton and Badger Bob, who is universally loved by all?

                        Comment

                        • #13
                          Re: UND @ UW Nov 7 & 8: The Battle of the Bottle

                          Originally posted by Wisko McBadgerton View Post
                          As I usually only follow D-1 hockey, I tend to lose track of you guys, so before I forget, a question:

                          With the midget...

                          er... sorry... I mean the little person gone, who cleans the gum off the underside of the seats in the Ralph?
                          They have hired many Wisconsin grads for the job.
                          Believe it. Earn it. Raise it.

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                          • #14
                            Re: UND @ UW Nov 7 & 8: The Battle of the Bottle

                            Originally posted by Siouxfaninseattle View Post
                            They have hired many Wisconsin grads for the job.
                            So basically you hillbillies discover oil in the back yard and then proceed to blow it on a bunch of fantastical luxuries?

                            Sounds vaguely familiar.
                            Originally posted by WiscTJK
                            I'm with Wisko and Tim.
                            Originally posted by Timothy A
                            Other than Wisko McBadgerton and Badger Bob, who is universally loved by all?

                            Comment

                            • #15
                              Re: UND @ UW Nov 7 & 8: The Battle of the Bottle

                              Originally posted by Wisko McBadgerton View Post
                              So basically you hillbillies discover oil in the back yard and then proceed to blow it on a bunch of fantastical luxuries?

                              Sounds vaguely familiar.
                              Train yourself to think on a different scale, Wisko. NoDaks can't begin to spend all they make on oil. To them, Wisconsin grads are cheaper by the dozen. And they tend to be better at cleaning gum off of seats than Nodak grads, for some reason.

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