National Semi-Final: Minnesota vs. North Dakota

[D2D]

Re: National Semi-Final: Minnesota vs. North Dakota

I don't even mind some smack talk - there's only so much hockey to discuss for two weeks. I just don't know why anyone cares arguing either side of the ratings or total titles subjects. Instead we should discuss how UND fans lack a final chromosome and are responsible for AIDS whereas Gophers fans sit on the right hand of God himself (Herb Brooks duh) and single-handedly ended WW II.

You might be exaggerating just a bit when it comes to AIDS and WWII, but I do have it on good authority that the "Holy Ghost of Herbie" will descend from the Heavens and make his presence felt on April 10th.

[MinnesotaNorthStar]

Re: National Semi-Final: Minnesota vs. North Dakota

I don't even mind some smack talk - there's only so much hockey to discuss for two weeks. I just don't know why anyone cares arguing either side of the ratings or total titles subjects. Instead we should discuss how UND fans lack a final chromosome and are responsible for AIDS whereas Gophers fans sit on the right hand of God himself (Herb Brooks duh) and single-handedly ended WW II.

Oh good for you...you're also responsible for Vietnam and the Bay of Pigs.

And we all know God (Parise) is left-handed...you know, where us Sioux fans sit.

[MavHockey14]

Re: National Semi-Final: Minnesota vs. North Dakota

Over seven hours without a post.. You people are slacking!

[goldy_331]

Over seven hours without a post.. You people are slacking!

Well where the hell have you been? Off in some Hawkeye hockey message board or one of the other 65789432 teams you seem to cheer for which you have no actual ties to?

[gopher wes]

Re: National Semi-Final: Minnesota vs. North Dakota

Well where the hell have you been? Off in some Hawkeye hockey message board or one of the other 65789432 teams you seem to cheer for which you have no actual ties to?

Ha!

[Dirty]

Re: National Semi-Final: Minnesota vs. North Dakota

Well where the hell have you been? Off in some Hawkeye hockey message board or one of the other 65789432 teams you seem to cheer for which you have no actual ties to?

That is just not a very nice thing to say.

[goldy_331]

That is just not a very nice thing to say.

Wait, now we're supposed to be nice in this thread? When did that rule change?

[Tiggsy]

Re: National Semi-Final: Minnesota vs. North Dakota

This thread has been moving pretty fast over the last 2 days but nice it's finally trying to slow down. Work has actually kept me away for a bit so I'll sum up what I think happened.

-You suck, you bunch of no name Canadian hacks.
-Hey, go hide behind the refs.
-7>5
-But don't forget the 2 more we've got, so 7=7.
-I want to talk more hockey.
-The game is still over a week away so how much hockey can you talk?
-Our conference is way better than yours.
-But we get to see our team on TV, so you suck.
-Fire Hak, he can't win the big one.
-Let's wait for Hak to give us the "salute"
-We won't win the game, but we'll win the handshake line.
-Go Gophers!

Did I miss anything?

[jrthomer]

Re: National Semi-Final: Minnesota vs. North Dakota

Haha, I just used my speed reading skills to skim through 7 pages of irrelevancy in 2 minutes. I'll check back tomorrow sometime to see if the conversation drifts back towards hockey.

Don't bother. Have you never read a Gopher-Whioux thread? Come back next Thursday, then, maybe

[willythekid]

Re: National Semi-Final: Minnesota vs. North Dakota

Wait, now we're supposed to be nice in this thread? When did that rule change?

No, the North Dakota nice knows goofer fans are and always will be bags filled to the brim with douchiness.

[4four4]

Re: National Semi-Final: Minnesota vs. North Dakota

This thread has been moving pretty fast over the last 2 days but nice it's finally trying to slow down. Work has actually kept me away for a bit so I'll sum up what I think happened.

-You suck, you bunch of no name Canadian hacks.
-Hey, go hide behind the refs.
-7>5
-But don't forget the 2 more we've got, so 7=7.
-I want to talk more hockey.
-The game is still over a week away so how much hockey can you talk?
-Our conference is way better than yours.
-But we get to see our team on TV, so you suck.
-Fire Hak, he can't win the big one.
-Let's wait for Hak to give us the "salute"
-We won't win the game, but we'll win the handshake line.
-Go Gophers!

Did I miss anything?

You forgot about money.

[Dirty]

Re: National Semi-Final: Minnesota vs. North Dakota

Wait, now we're supposed to be nice in this thread? When did that rule change?

When I said so and since I rule, people will listen. Now be nice until I arbitrarily change my mind and let you be mean again.

[JF_Gophers]

Re: National Semi-Final: Minnesota vs. North Dakota

What are the line combos for the 2016 Wioux? This years team isn't any good, so why talk about them.

[Biddco]

Re: National Semi-Final: Minnesota vs. North Dakota

This thread has been moving pretty fast over the last 2 days but nice it's finally trying to slow down. Work has actually kept me away for a bit so I'll sum up what I think happened.

-You suck, you bunch of no name Canadian hacks.
-Hey, go hide behind the refs.
-7>5
-But don't forget the 2 more we've got, so 7=7.
-I want to talk more hockey.
-The game is still over a week away so how much hockey can you talk?
-Our conference is way better than yours.
-But we get to see our team on TV, so you suck.
-Fire Hak, he can't win the big one.
-Let's wait for Hak to give us the "salute"
-We won't win the game, but we'll win the handshake line.
-Go Gophers!

Did I miss anything?

You can't forget about all the TV ratings beat off.

[Gurtholfin]

Re: National Semi-Final: Minnesota vs. North Dakota

You can't forget about all the TV ratings beat off.

Wasn't there also some self-fellating over All-Americans and Olympians?