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fleabags
03-26-2013, 12:50 PM
Dearest NCAA:

Thank you so kindly for your oh-so-generous gift of placing Canisius, Union, and Quinnipiac in our bracket. Our fellow Jesuit Pope Francis would be most pleased.

Warmest Regards,

Jerry York

Nick Papagiorgio
03-26-2013, 01:33 PM
Dear NCAA,

Thanks for not giving my program the death penalty after allowing our hockey team of rapists to ruin the lives of women all over our campus and beyond.... hiccup... We appreciate the fact that you don't care about college hockey enough to look over our lack of institutional control here under my watch or the fact that we have graduated about 45% of our players from 2009 to 2012... hiccup... no really... thanks so much. hiccup.

Sincerely,

Former Head Coach of BU
Jack Parker

fleabags
03-26-2013, 01:38 PM
Wow.. struck a nerve there. Guess you don't remember Bruce Milton, then?