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JDUBBS1280
08-26-2012, 05:58 PM
The only Gopher fan I called out directly as a fan is Hoosier. Anyone that says Mariucci's contributions to college hockey are "worthless" doesn't deserve to call themself a Gopher Hockey fan.

And yes, I do think Gopher fans in generak are getting soft. I think that is unfortunate. Disagree with me if you'd like. We are all entitled to our opinions.

I do find it extremely, extremely sad though that I am the only Gopher fan to so far call out Hoosier for making that outrageously ridiculous comment though.

cross cheque
08-26-2012, 06:23 PM
And yes, I do think Gopher fans in generak are getting soft.

Right, because you're as hard as a coffin nail........



Nope. They'll be utterly embarassed by Minnesota. Come on out for the game. Should be fun! Jello shots on me :)


I apologize for my delayed response. Some friends and I are going to be hitting up Aqua tonight as Mrs Dubbs is out of town and the wine coolers are already flowing. Who knew you could make Olympic Table Tennis into a drinking game!

As for your question, I am as disappointed in your choice of adult beverages as I am in your choice of hockey team.

Gotta run. We have some ladies coming over and I think the fuzzy navels will soon be flowing :D

I'll bet you a bottle of peach schnapps they don't.


So, I was flying home on the corporate jet last night, drinking an apple martini and listening to my favorite Big Bad Voodoo Daddy's album, and it got me thinking. Who are the preseason favorites to win it all?

Dirty
08-26-2012, 06:32 PM
Four

Open the door.

JDUBBS1280
08-26-2012, 06:57 PM
Right, because you're as hard as a coffin nail........

Sounds like you're threatened by people with exceptional taste.

burd
08-26-2012, 11:09 PM
I do find it extremely, extremely sad though that I am the only Gopher fan to so far call out Hoosier for making that outrageously ridiculous comment though.

I've seen a lot of people who are sad and some who are extremely sad. But extremely extremely? Maybe you're depressed, Dubbs. That would explain a lot. But don't let them take your inflatable John Mariucci doll. They'll try, you know.

The Rube
08-26-2012, 11:14 PM
Four

If you are counting your "catches," mine won't count. My response was directed at everyone involved. :p

JDUBBS1280
08-26-2012, 11:24 PM
If you are counting your "catches," mine won't count. My response was directed at everyone involved. :p

I clearly stated what I'd be counting :)

JDUBBS1280
08-26-2012, 11:27 PM
I've seen a lot of people who are sad and some who are extremely sad. But extremely extremely? Maybe you're depressed, Dubbs. That would explain a lot. But don't let them take your inflatable John Mariucci doll. They'll try, you know.

I believe I've mentioned this to you in the past, but I have little interest in getting into petty verbal sparing matches with bits. And you are clearly a bit.

Jockstock
08-27-2012, 01:33 AM
Don't forget that Marriucci also wore coats made out of table cloths.

I love checkered suits. Can your mom make me a suit like that!!!? Pleeease.... And can she throw in her homemade sweet rolls with some of that crude looking peanut paste on top?

willythekid
08-27-2012, 07:04 AM
Dirty is going to be awfully excited when he sees that Tyler is back...

Dirty
08-27-2012, 07:11 AM
I love checkered suits. Can your mom make me a suit like that!!!? Pleeease.... And can she throw in her homemade sweet rolls with some of that crude looking peanut paste on top?

I shall certainly ask for you. I really hope so, cause you're the best.

ScoobyDoo
08-27-2012, 09:17 AM
Mariucci sucked. He couldn't even win SBs with all that talent in SF and DET.

He sucks as a commentator too. Awful.

gopher wes
08-27-2012, 11:47 AM
Serious question: Don't some of you people have anything better to do on the weekends? I know DUBBS doesn't but that is a totally different story. I frequent here during the week while I have down time at work, but I could not believe how many new posts there were over the weekend......during the off-season!:eek:


You hate Sioux fans eh? I guess you will go on my ignore list on that rubechat site. Thank you.
Really?!?! OMG, please don't ignore me!!! I will be too sad if you ignore me and then I don't know what I will ever do with my life...:(:(:(:(

Give me a break....p.s. I have no idea what your handle is on RubeChat.....

JDUBBS1280
08-27-2012, 11:53 AM
Serious question: Don't some of you people have anything better to do on the weekends? I know DUBBS doesn't but that is a totally different story. I frequent here during the week while I have down time at work, but I could not believe how many new posts there were over the weekend......during the off-season!:eek:


Really?!?! OMG, please don't ignore me!!! I will be too sad if you ignore me and then I don't know what I will ever do with my life...:(:(:(:(

Give me a break....p.s. I have no idea what your handle is on RubeChat.....

I doubt you enjoy Rube Chat much anyways. There isn't nearly as much stupid, childish humor/taunting on College Hockey Chat and there isn't the need to rag on our program and its builders to try and fit in with fans of other teams.

SanTropez
08-27-2012, 12:00 PM
Serious question: Don't some of you people have anything better to do on the weekends? I know DUBBS doesn't but that is a totally different story. I frequent here during the week while I have down time at work, but I could not believe how many new posts there were over the weekend......during the off-season!:eek:

...

It's quick and easy to jump on and post in between flying my private jet to Brazil on the weekends and hanging out with swimsuit models.

5mn_Major
08-27-2012, 12:11 PM
I'm hopin for back to Gopher hockey. Life is good.

SCSU Euro
08-27-2012, 12:39 PM
Gopher fans are now being accused of ragging on their own program too much... by a Gopher fan. I am not sure how I feel about this parallel universe I have stumbled upon

ScoobyDoo
08-27-2012, 12:43 PM
I doubt you enjoy Rube Chat much anyways. There isn't nearly as much stupid, childish humor/taunting on College Hockey Chat and there isn't the need to rag on our program and its builders to try and fit in with fans of other teams.
Don't let the door hit you in the *** on the way out.

icehawk
08-27-2012, 12:44 PM
Serious question: Don't some of you people have anything better to do on the weekends? I know DUBBS doesn't but that is a totally different story. I frequent here during the week while I have down time at work, but I could not believe how many new posts there were over the weekend......during the off-season!:eek:


Really?!?! OMG, please don't ignore me!!! I will be too sad if you ignore me and then I don't know what I will ever do with my life...:(:(:(:(

Give me a break....p.s. I have no idea what your handle is on RubeChat.....I was giving you a little crap. I will let the mystery of who I am continue.:D

Handyman
08-27-2012, 12:46 PM
The only Gopher fan I called out directly as a fan is Hoosier. Anyone that says Mariucci's contributions to college hockey are "worthless" doesn't deserve to call themself a Gopher Hockey fan.

And yes, I do think Gopher fans in generak are getting soft. I think that is unfortunate. Disagree with me if you'd like. We are all entitled to our opinions.

I do find it extremely, extremely sad though that I am the only Gopher fan to so far call out Hoosier for making that outrageously ridiculous comment though.

Seriously...it was a joke. He was trolling you and you bit so hard you probably broke your jaw. Ya wanna know why no one else is attacking Hoosier for his ridiculous comment? Because we all know it was made, and purposefully that ridiculous to make you crap the bed over it! We applaud him for it because now you have to go work at the Freziak at Eden Prairie Center with a big ole brown spot in your Dockers!

I know you like to think you are this master baiter (would be true of a different spelling I am sure) but the trick is to know when others are screwing with you. We all are, and you are falling for it so badly even the fish in a barrel are laughing at how sad and easy you are. You are a disgrace to Gopher fans, and pretty much any of us on the web that like to stir the pot and get people going. The idea of doing that is to tick others off, not yourself.

Now move on already, or we will tell mommy to cut off your internet. :D