Why?...0-26! The Bucs lost its first 26 games before winning its first ever game in their second season. . A multitude of ineptness for most of their history.
The Good....They won Super Bowl XXXVII by scoring 48 points. Somehow was one game away from the Super Bowl in their fourth season.
The Bad..... 12 straight double digit loss seasons in the 1980s & 1990s. Lost its first 20 games where the gametime temperature was below 40 degrees.
The Ugly...The Bucs made Creamsicle a thing. The unis look like something out of the XFL.
Where they play? Raymond Jaymes Stadium. A publicly financed stadium with a big pirate ship. Often called “Ray-Jay” or the “New Sombrero” (the Sombrero was the nickname for the old Tampa Stadium).
Owner: The Glazer Family, bought the team from original owner Hugh Culverhouse after his passing in 1995. Once the sale was finalized the Glazers declared Tampa Stadium to be inadequate and held the city hostage to build him a new stadium in order to keep the Bucs in Tampa. The Glazers are more known internationally for owning English Premier League powerhouse, Manchester United.
Coach: Dirk Koetter, the shelf life of a Bucs coach is two years, this is Koetter’s second season.
Top Current Players: Jameis Winston when he’s not stealing crab legs. Mike Evans is a top notch Wide Receiver. Doug Martin, I hear he’s good, sure.
Hall of Famers…Lee Roy Selmon, Derrick Brooks, Warren Sapp
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.
—H. L. Mencken
Ah the Glazer Family, had the opportunity to buy the Tampa Bay Mutiny, an MLS team literally in their own stadium, and passed so they could buy Manchester United. The ultimate definition of Glory Hunters.
But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
Originally posted by Doyle Woody
Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."
But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
Originally posted by Doyle Woody
Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."
Ah the Glazer Family, had the opportunity to buy the Tampa Bay Mutiny, an MLS team literally in their own stadium, and passed so they could buy Manchester United. The ultimate definition of Glory Hunters.
I bet Malcolm bought a Maserati instead of a Mazda too.
Originally posted by dicaslover Yep, you got it. I heart Maize.
Originally posted by Kristin Maybe I'm missing something but you just asked me which MSU I go to and then you knew the theme of my homecoming, how do you know one and not the other?
Ah the Glazer Family, had the opportunity to buy the Tampa Bay Mutiny, an MLS team literally in their own stadium, and passed so they could buy Manchester United. The ultimate definition of Glory Hunters.
why go out for hamburger when I can have steak every night?
a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.
But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
Originally posted by Doyle Woody
Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."
Why?...15 Seasons in and all they have is J.J. Watt
The Good.... 4 AFC South Division titles (which is a lot like being the least smelly turd in an outhouse). Last year the Texan won their first playoff game against a non-Cincinnati Bengal team. In fairness it was against the Derek Carr-less Raiders.
The Bad.....Not as many terrible seasons as NFL teams below this ranking but very little success.
The Ugly...Owner is proven to be a racist douchbag, made the incredible feat of making Jerry Jones as the more moral NFL owner based in Texas.
Where they play? N-R-G Stadium (pronounced like ‘energy’ ha ha), the first retractable NFL Stadium, this helps keep out the Houston humidity 11 months out of the year.
Owner: Bob McNair, could have been seen as the man to bring pro football back to Houston, but got caught in the kneeling controversy “inmates running the asylum.” Good luck getting free agents to sign for your team.
Coach: Bill O’Brien, most famous as being the guy that replaced Joe Paterno as Penn State’s Head Coach. Despite interviewing with NFL teams after his first season, he claimed he was not a “one and done” guy. He took the Texans position a year later making him a “two and done” guy. Just the kind of sleazeball you expect out of the Bill Belichick coaching tree.
Top Current Players: J.J. Watt (whenever he is not suffering from some catastrophic injury), DeShaun Watson is going to be a top quarterback, DeAndre Hopkins, is a top wideout.
Hall of Famers…None, but Andre Johnson should get there soon.
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.
—H. L. Mencken
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