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    If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered a beef?
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    • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

      Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
      If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered a beef?
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      • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

        Originally posted by joecct View Post
        Rhubarb
        If it goes too far, will one of them kale the other?
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        • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

          Dear algebra, stop asking us to find your x. She's not coming back. We don't know y either...
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          • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

            I can generally only handle so many puns in one day, but I'd be remiss not to give you pun-lovers a link to Fark's Headline of the Year - Pun/Wordplay Division contest:

            http://www.fark.com/comments/8979968...play-headlines

            And since there are some puns in play here, here's the link to the overall HOTY contest:
            http://www.fark.com/comments/8977264...E-YEAR-contest

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            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

              Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
              Dear algebra, stop asking us to find your x. She's not coming back. We don't know y either...
              I think it's integral that we find out.
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              • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                Originally posted by joecct View Post
                I think it's integral that we find out.
                From what I heard, it wasn't a good equation.
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                • Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                  From what I heard, it wasn't a good equation.
                  I would agree. All sines point to that.
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                  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                    Originally posted by joecct View Post
                    I would agree. All sines point to that.
                    There you go again, off on another tangent.

                    It's plane to see you can't stick to the point.
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                    • Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
                      There you go again, off on another tangent.

                      It's plane to see you can't stick to the point.
                      THATS IT!!

                      I'm drawing a line in the sand!
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                      • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                        Originally posted by joecct View Post
                        THATS IT!!

                        I'm drawing a line in the sand!
                        But what is your midpoint?
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                        • Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                          But what is your midpoint?
                          I'm not bisectual.
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                          • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                            Originally posted by joecct View Post
                            I'm not bisectual.
                            I bet you like to cross-multiply, though!
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                            • Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                              I bet you like to cross-multiply, though!
                              Just trying to find my roots.
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                              • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                                Originally posted by joecct View Post
                                Just trying to find my roots.
                                Your roots are imaginary.
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