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    Misery Loves Company: the I'M SICK FEEL SORRY FOR ME PLEASE! thread

    Bronchitis, now well into week two. It has already beaten back a Zpak, lots of hydrocodone and cough syrup, puffing steroids, and now it's meeting my final boss: Prednisone. According to Dr. Dr. if I'm not 95% in the clear in two days I'm getting chest x-rays and she'll start poking around for something worse.

    I just want to say that being sick is, on balance, even worse than being in Boston.

    Once I am better...

    or dead...

    this thread is intended to be the comfort source for others who are illin' and can't sleep and would like everybody to know just how miserable they are, possibly saving their marriages since otherwise they would have to be needy with their spouses (or mothers, or FSK controllers).

    To be clear, this thread is not for medical advice. It is for whining, complaining, b-tching, pouting, and generally feeling sorry for your own d-mn as-s when you are sick, which I submit is both a Constitutional right and a beatitude.

    And now I'm going to cough for thirteen consecutive minutes as my ribs feel like they are shattering and yellow ooze pours from my every orifice.
    Last edited by Kepler; 02-06-2018, 01:41 AM.
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    Re: Misery Loves Company: the I'M SICK FEEL SORRY FOR ME PLEASE! thread

    when I was your age I would walk uphill in snow both ways with a cough and not whine. so strap one on and keep quiet!
    a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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      Re: Misery Loves Company: the I'M SICK FEEL SORRY FOR ME PLEASE! thread

      Originally posted by mookie1995 View Post
      when I was your age I would walk uphill in snow both ways with a cough and not whine. so strap one on and keep quiet!
      "Strap one on"?

      That's a different thread, mookie.

      I'm still sick; thank you for your concern.
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        Originally posted by Kepler View Post
        "Strap one on"?

        That's a different thread, mookie.

        I'm still sick; thank you for your concern.
        Well of course mookie has concern. Would hate to see kep spread his germs
        a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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        • #5
          Re: Misery Loves Company: the I'M SICK FEEL SORRY FOR ME PLEASE! thread

          Originally posted by mookie1995 View Post
          Well of course mookie has concern. Would hate to see kep spread his germs
          I am not currently in contact with any Asian women. You are safe.
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            Originally posted by Kepler View Post
            I am not currently in contact with any Asian women. You are safe.
            Now you ARE really ill
            a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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            • #7
              Re: Misery Loves Company: the I'M SICK FEEL SORRY FOR ME PLEASE! thread

              A whining thread, eh?



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              • #8
                Re: Misery Loves Company: the I'M SICK FEEL SORRY FOR ME PLEASE! thread

                This just in: Prednisone works like a muthaf-cka.
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                • #9
                  Re: Misery Loves Company: the I'M SICK FEEL SORRY FOR ME PLEASE! thread

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                  When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Misery Loves Company: the I'M SICK FEEL SORRY FOR ME PLEASE! thread

                    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                    This just in: Prednisone works like a muthaf-cka.
                    I'm guessing that rules out a lot of bad shyt.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Misery Loves Company: the I'M SICK FEEL SORRY FOR ME PLEASE! thread

                      Originally posted by burd View Post
                      I'm guessing that rules out a lot of bad shyt.
                      I'm on top of the world!

                      OK, so Prednisone may also make me high as a kite.
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                      • #12
                        Re: Misery Loves Company: the I'M SICK FEEL SORRY FOR ME PLEASE! thread

                        Originally posted by mookie1995 View Post
                        Now you ARE really ill
                        Huh.

                        Never had the itch though I must say from a purely aesthetic POV my time in Hawaii was not unpleasant. Not just the beaches, but everywhere.

                        Coming from the Acela Corridor the original settings of my standards are, of course, abysmally low -- have you ever seen the local talent on The Island? And there was nothing sexual about what I was seeing, but, still, it's another place to join NC, AZ, and the left coast atop Maslow's Beauty Pyramid.
                        Last edited by Kepler; 02-06-2018, 07:49 PM.
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                        • #13
                          Re: Misery Loves Company: the I'M SICK FEEL SORRY FOR ME PLEASE! thread

                          Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                          I'm on top of the world!

                          OK, so Prednisone may also make me high as a kite.
                          Based on second-person experience, it can make for a very cranky person, too.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                            Huh.

                            Never had the itch though I must say from a purely aesthetic POV my time in Hawaii was not unpleasant. Not just the beaches, but everywhere.

                            Coming from the Acela Corridor the original settings of my standards are, of course, abysmally low -- have you ever seen the local talent on The Island? And there was nothing sexual about what I was seeing, but, still, it's another place to join NC, AZ, and the left coast atop Maslow's Beauty Pyramid.
                            HI are cute, yes. Mookie would certainly toss tia Carrera or Michele wie a bone...
                            a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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