(Forum, Monday afternoon)
Scooby:
Good Kepler, the council waits for you
The Liberals and press are here for you
Kepler :
Ah, gentlemen, you know why we are here
We've not much time and quite a problem here
Flag outside:
Donald Trump! Superstar!
unofan:
Listen to that howling mob of blockheads in the street!
A trick or two with Chinese and the whole town's on its feet
All:
He is dangerous
Flag outside:
Donald Trump Superstar
Tell us that you're who we say you are
All:
He is dangerous
Handyman:
The man is in town right now to whip up some support
mookie:
A rabble rousing mission that I think we must abort
All:
He is dangerous
Flag outside:
Donald Trump Superstar!
All:
He is dangerous
Handyman:
Look Kepler, they're outside our yard
Mookie:
Quick, Kepler, go call Chuck Schumer
Kepler:
No, wait - we need a more permanent solution to our problem
unofan:
What then to do about Donald of Manhattan
Miracle wonderman, hero of fools?
Mookie:
No riots, no army, no fighting, just slogans
Kepler:
One thing I'll say for him: Donald is cool
unofan:
We dare not leave him to his own devices
His half-witted fans will get out of control
Mookie:
But how can we stop him? His glamor increases
By leaps every minute; he's top of the poll
Kepler:
I see bad things arising: the crowd crown him king
Which the Constitution does ban
I see blood and destruction, our elimination
Because of one man
Blood and destruction because of one man
All:
Because, because, because of one man
Kepler:
Our elimination because of one man
All:
Because, because, because of one
Cause of one, cause of one man
Mookie:
What then to do about this Donaldmania?
unofan:
How do we deal with the billionaire king?
Mookie:
Where do we start with a man who is bigger
Than John was when John did his Camelot thing?
Kepler:
Fools! You have no perception!
The stakes we are gambling are frightenly high!
We must crush him completely
So like John before him, the Donald must die
For the sake of the nation, the Donald must die
All:
Must die, must die, the Donald must die
Kepler:
So like John before him, the Donald must die
All:
Must die, must die, the Donald must
Donald must, Donald must die
Scooby:
Good Kepler, the council waits for you
The Liberals and press are here for you
Kepler :
Ah, gentlemen, you know why we are here
We've not much time and quite a problem here
Flag outside:
Donald Trump! Superstar!
unofan:
Listen to that howling mob of blockheads in the street!
A trick or two with Chinese and the whole town's on its feet
All:
He is dangerous
Flag outside:
Donald Trump Superstar
Tell us that you're who we say you are
All:
He is dangerous
Handyman:
The man is in town right now to whip up some support
mookie:
A rabble rousing mission that I think we must abort
All:
He is dangerous
Flag outside:
Donald Trump Superstar!
All:
He is dangerous
Handyman:
Look Kepler, they're outside our yard
Mookie:
Quick, Kepler, go call Chuck Schumer
Kepler:
No, wait - we need a more permanent solution to our problem
unofan:
What then to do about Donald of Manhattan
Miracle wonderman, hero of fools?
Mookie:
No riots, no army, no fighting, just slogans
Kepler:
One thing I'll say for him: Donald is cool
unofan:
We dare not leave him to his own devices
His half-witted fans will get out of control
Mookie:
But how can we stop him? His glamor increases
By leaps every minute; he's top of the poll
Kepler:
I see bad things arising: the crowd crown him king
Which the Constitution does ban
I see blood and destruction, our elimination
Because of one man
Blood and destruction because of one man
All:
Because, because, because of one man
Kepler:
Our elimination because of one man
All:
Because, because, because of one
Cause of one, cause of one man
Mookie:
What then to do about this Donaldmania?
unofan:
How do we deal with the billionaire king?
Mookie:
Where do we start with a man who is bigger
Than John was when John did his Camelot thing?
Kepler:
Fools! You have no perception!
The stakes we are gambling are frightenly high!
We must crush him completely
So like John before him, the Donald must die
For the sake of the nation, the Donald must die
All:
Must die, must die, the Donald must die
Kepler:
So like John before him, the Donald must die
All:
Must die, must die, the Donald must
Donald must, Donald must die
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