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Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan GivensComment
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Helium and hydrogen walked into a bar. The bartender said "Hey, we don't serve noble gases here". Helium didn't react.Cleverly disguised as a responsible adultComment
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I was addicted to paper towels before the supply dried up.Originally posted by gmann View PostAugsburg College: Wait, there's another D-3 school whose name starts with "A"?
Originally posted by The Darkness:
I don't see you asking Beer Pong Horn if he practices a religion from the beer continent.
Originally posted by bigblue_dl:
Wow. Tech fans are such a-holes. I think I saw Beer Pong Horn kick a blind puppy once.
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Also:
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve sodas and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."
The bartender says, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "75 cents."Augsburg College: Wait, there's another D-3 school whose name starts with "A"?
Originally posted by The Darkness:
I don't see you asking Beer Pong Horn if he practices a religion from the beer continent.
Originally posted by bigblue_dl:
Wow. Tech fans are such a-holes. I think I saw Beer Pong Horn kick a blind puppy once.
Boosh Factor (6-27-12): Summer VacationComment
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Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan GivensComment
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Take the shortest distance to the puck and arrive in ill humorComment
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If he's in a bar, why is he drinking soda?Originally posted by Beer Pong Horn View PostCornell University Men's Hockey
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Maybe that's the punOriginally posted by jmh View Post
(or maybe I stole it off Facebook from an acquaintance, and I have no idea why he wrote "soda" because that's utterly lame)Augsburg College: Wait, there's another D-3 school whose name starts with "A"?
Originally posted by The Darkness:
I don't see you asking Beer Pong Horn if he practices a religion from the beer continent.
Originally posted by bigblue_dl:
Wow. Tech fans are such a-holes. I think I saw Beer Pong Horn kick a blind puppy once.
Boosh Factor (6-27-12): Summer VacationComment
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Let's see, it is not a pun, it is lame and you stole it. W T F did you bother?Originally posted by Beer Pong Horn View PostMaybe that's the pun
(or maybe I stole it off Facebook from an acquaintance, and I have no idea why he wrote "soda" because that's utterly lame)
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It fits the "really terrible" at leastOriginally posted by goldy_331 View PostLet's see, it is not a pun, it is lame and you stole it. W T F did you bother?
Augsburg College: Wait, there's another D-3 school whose name starts with "A"?
Originally posted by The Darkness:
I don't see you asking Beer Pong Horn if he practices a religion from the beer continent.
Originally posted by bigblue_dl:
Wow. Tech fans are such a-holes. I think I saw Beer Pong Horn kick a blind puppy once.
Boosh Factor (6-27-12): Summer VacationComment
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I went to buy some camouflage hunting clothes the other day, but could not find any.Comment
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Didn't you steal that line from somebody?Originally posted by gmann View PostCCT '77 & '78
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