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Drunk Cheesehead of the Day - Resurrected!
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Cheesehead challenge accepted.
"White Bear Township" sounds great.
A criminal complaint details how a nurse driving home from her ER shift noticed a vehicle pointing the wrong way in a ditch off of Otter Lake Road with lights on and engine running. Concerned, the woman pulled her car over and went to check if anyone was inside the car. When she looked through the window she saw a man and woman engaged in sex. Neither person reacted when she knocked on the window, and worried that the woman was drunk and vulnerable, the witness called 911.Cornell University
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From a FARK headline:
Billy Joel will play Lambeau Field in Wisconsin, marking the first time he's ever been in a building where he has fewer DUIs than the average person in the crowdCornell University
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That's awesome.Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens
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Not for Wisco but I can't find the Drunk Gopher thread.
A great song to honor Minnesota drinking.Cornell University
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According to Google Trends in the state of Wisconsin the most often googled search for, "How do I spell ____" is "How do I spell Wisconsin". You can't make it up. Stolen from Greyeagle at GPL:
So In the past few days I have read the following about Wisconsin:
- Has one of the most obese populations.
- Has the most drunkest cities in the country
- Its residents cannot actually spell "Wisconsin"
Just change your name to Flounder already.
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Originally posted by Slap Shot View PostAccording to Google Trends in the state of Wisconsin the most often googled search for, "How do I spell ____" is "How do I spell Wisconsin". You can't make it up. Stolen from Greyeagle at GPL:
btw, Slap, do things get a little tense where you are, with the ISIS activity going on?
And you thought Wiscovites were a scourge.Last edited by burd; 05-31-2017, 06:29 AM.
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Originally posted by burd View PostGPL < Infowars
btw, Slap, do things get a little tense where you are, with the ISIS activity going on?
And you thought Wiscovites were a scourge.
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Wisco / NoDak / Minny: "We know how to drink."
Oregon: "Hold my beer."
The Portland Police Bureau Traffic Division continued to investigate the incident and determined the driver was impaired by alcohol. Preliminary blood alcohol results revealed the suspected drunk driver's blood alcohol content (BAC) was SPOILER.
OK?
OK: 0.573%Cornell University
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Originally posted by Kepler View PostWisco / NoDak / Minny: "We know how to drink."
Oregon: "Hold my beer."
Have you guessed? I'll give you a minute.
OK?
OK:"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984
"One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir
"Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth
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Originally posted by St. Clown View PostI was short. I was short by a lot. And yet I still went really high.Cornell University
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Cornell University
National Champion 1967, 1970
ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020
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Cornell University
National Champion 1967, 1970
ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020
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The 'sconnie influence creeps into SE MN. The high (low?) lights:
A 20-year-old Mankato woman ... 5th degree assault, along with disorderly conduct and underage consumption.
... kicked a female security guard in the face ...
A portable breath test put her alcohol level at .367, more than four times the legal limit (for driving).
Khon has 7 previous criminal convictions dating back to 2014, including assault on a peace officer by throwing/transferring bodily fluids or feces.
She also has two other cases pending. One is for criminal damage to property and tampering with a fire alarm system. The other for disruptive intoxication.
Awesome.
http://www.southernminnesotanews.com...mankato-woman/The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.
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