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  • #91
    Originally posted by brookyone View Post
    War! What is it good for?
    Absolutely Nothing! Say it again ya!!
    bueller: Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Why does Positrack work? Why does Ferris lose on the road and play dead at home?

    It just happens.


    nmupiccdiva: I'm sorry I missed you this weekend! I thought I saw you at the football game, but I didn't want to go up to a complete stranger and ask "are you Monster?" and have it not be you!

    leswp1: you need the Monster to fix you

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    • #92
      Re: Eternal Questions - Add yours to the list.

      Will Richard Simmons ever come out of the closet?

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      • #93
        Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
        Will Richard Simmons ever come out of the closet?
        He hasn't already???
        bueller: Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Why does Positrack work? Why does Ferris lose on the road and play dead at home?

        It just happens.


        nmupiccdiva: I'm sorry I missed you this weekend! I thought I saw you at the football game, but I didn't want to go up to a complete stranger and ask "are you Monster?" and have it not be you!

        leswp1: you need the Monster to fix you

        Life is active, find Balance!massage therapy Ann Arbor

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        • #94
          Re: Eternal Questions - Add yours to the list.

          Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
          Will Richard Simmons ever come out of the closet?
          He finally loses enough weight so he actually fits into the dam closet & now you want him out of it?

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          • #95
            Re: Eternal Questions - Add yours to the list.

            Why do people send emails that show scary looking teens going to proms and then say 'remember these are people that can vote now'? The parents that spawned them have been able to vote for awhile. That is scarier.

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            • #96
              Re: Eternal Questions - Add yours to the list.

              If the flanker does a down and out and the weak side linebacker blitzes, what does the nose guard do?
              The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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              • #97
                Re: Eternal Questions - Add yours to the list.

                Say you're playing "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" and get to Kyra Sedgwick, are you done? I'm asking because she's married to Kevin Bacon so does she count as Kevin Bacon directly via marriage or is she one degree removed?

                Does Kyra have a Bacon Number of 0 (Kevin's Bacon Number) or 1 (as she's appeared in movies with him)?
                The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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                • #98
                  Re: Eternal Questions - Add yours to the list.

                  Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
                  Say you're playing "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" and get to Kyra Sedgewick, are you done? I'm asking because she's married to Kevin Bacon so does she count as Kevin Bacon directly via marriage or is she one degree removed?

                  Does Kyra have a Bacon Number of 0 (Kevin's Bacon Number) or 1 (as she's appeared in movies with him)?
                  The real question would be "Why are you still playing Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon as it has been so over for so long?"

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                  • #99
                    Re: Eternal Questions - Add yours to the list.

                    Originally posted by goldy_331 View Post
                    The real question would be "Why are you still playing Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon as it has been so over for so long?"
                    I'm still bitter over a particular alleged loss (that I still say I won).
                    The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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                      When Meatloaf said he would do anything for love, but he won't do that, what was he talking about?
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                      • Re: Eternal Questions - Add yours to the list.

                        Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                        When Meatloaf said he would do anything for love, but he won't do that, what was he talking about?
                        Anal
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                        • Re: Eternal Questions - Add yours to the list.

                          Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                          When Meatloaf said he would do anything for love, but he won't do that, what was he talking about?
                          Toss her salad.

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                          • Re: Eternal Questions - Add yours to the list.

                            Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                            When Meatloaf said he would do anything for love, but he won't do that, what was he talking about?
                            I can't believe I have the answers to these questions but:

                            Whatever is said earlier in the verse is what Meatloaf won't do for love. So if he said "I would eat a pizza right now and share it with you...oh I would do anything for love, but I wont do that" he is saying GET YOUR CHUBBY HANDS OFF MY PIZZA!!

                            As for Kevin Bacon...Kyra Sedgwick gets a 1, not a 0. Only Kevin Bacon can get 0.
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                              Why do people cling to beliefs so strongly despite a total lack of evidence supporting them?

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