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  • #61
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    Who let the dogs out?

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    • #62
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      If pro is the opposite of con...what's the opposite of progress?
      Jordan Kawaguchi for Hobey!!
      Originally posted by Quizmire
      mns, this is why i love you.

      Originally posted by Markt
      MNS - forking genius.

      Originally posted by asterisk hat
      MNS - sometimes you gotta answer your true calling. I think yours is being a pimp.

      Originally posted by hockeybando
      I am a fan of MNS.

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      • #63
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        If a tree falls in the forest and lands on a hippie, does anybody care?
        I wish I am able to live long enough to do all the things I was attributed to.

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        • #64
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          By definition, a "shot on goal" is a shot that will enter the goal if it is not stopped by the goaltender. A shot on goal must result in either a goal or a save.

          So, per the definition, that means a shot that hits the pipe and doesn't go in is not a "shot on goal".

          But the pipe is part of the goal.

          So by hitting the pipe you have a shot on the goal that isn't a "shot on goal".
          The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

          North Dakota Hockey:

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          • #65
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            The pipes frame the goal. That is how I look at it anyway.
            the state of hockey is good

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            • #66
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              Originally posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
              If pro is the opposite of con...what's the opposite of progress?
              Contraction

              Why do Minnesotans and Wisconsinites dislike eachother so much even if they are so similar? No one likes a rodent.

              Question: Why did God make mosquitos? I understand the bats eat them, but they are a real pain in the ***.
              Wisconsin Hockey: 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11 WE WANT MORE!
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              Come to the Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod
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              Originally Posted by Wisko McBadgerton:
              "Baggot says Hughes and Rockwood are centering the top two lines...
              Timothy A --> Great hockey mind... Or Greatest hockey mind?!?"

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              • #67
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                Can God hit a one iron?
                Jordan Kawaguchi for Hobey!!
                Originally posted by Quizmire
                mns, this is why i love you.

                Originally posted by Markt
                MNS - forking genius.

                Originally posted by asterisk hat
                MNS - sometimes you gotta answer your true calling. I think yours is being a pimp.

                Originally posted by hockeybando
                I am a fan of MNS.

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                • #68
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                  Originally posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
                  Can God hit a one iron?
                  No, but John Daly has hit a 0-iron.
                  Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

                  RIP - Kirby

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                  • #69
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                    Originally posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
                    Can God hit a one iron?
                    Ask Lee Trevino.

                    Minnesota's Pride On Ice: 1974, 1976, 1979, 2002 & 2003 NCAA National Champions


                    And the preacher said, you know you always have the Lord by your side
                    And I was so pleased to be informed of this that I ran
                    Twenty red lights in his honor
                    Thank you Jesus, thank you Lord

                    ~Mick Jagger/Keith Richards

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                    • #70
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                      Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
                      Growing old is mandatory -- growing up is optional!

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                      • #71
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                        And why, when something is transported by vehicle, it's shipment, but if it's on a ship, it's called cargo?
                        FERRIS STATE UNIVERSITY: 2012 FROZEN FOUR


                        God, that was fun...

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                        • #72
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                          When someone steals from George Carlin, does he ever get proper credit? And yes, I already asked Carlos Mencia this question...

                          Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                          Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                          • #73
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                            Did you ever notice how other people's stuff is sh|t and your sh|t is stuff?
                            Wisconsin Badgers: 1973, 1977, 1981, 1983, 1990, 2006 NCAA Champs

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                            • #74
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                              Originally posted by zamboni crash-test dummy View Post
                              Did you ever notice how other people's stuff is sh|t and your sh|t is stuff?
                              Related: how come a husband's stuff is always relegated to the garage, and a wife's stuff is to stay in the house, despite the personal value of both?
                              Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                              Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                              • #75
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                                Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
                                When someone steals from George Carlin, does he ever get proper credit? And yes, I already asked Carlos Mencia this question...

                                Whew, good thing I deleted the one I was going to steal from Carlin....

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