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[Priceless]

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Hard to believe the movie sucked. I was riveted by your plot summary. Sorry I missed the movie.

They tried a new "Ginger" and as one person put it, "She made Tina Louise look like Meryl Streep"

[MarkEagleUSA]

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If a man speaks in the forest and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Only if he's married!

What makes woman tick?

[leswp1]

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Why can't Twitch Boy have nice things?

[leswp1]

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Why do they sell hot dog buns in a different number than the number of hot dogs in a package of hot dogs?

[busterman62]

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If a couple move from West Virginia to Ohio and get divorced, are they still brother and sister?

[RaceBoarder]

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Where's the beef?

[walrus]

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What if Spartacus had a Piper Cub?

[zamboni crash-test dummy]

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

[Priceless]

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What would you do for a Klondike bar?

[busterman62]

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Who wrote the book of love?

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

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Why do they sell hot dog buns in a different number than the number of hot dogs in a package of hot dogs?

Because some big shot over at the wiener company got together with some big shot over at the bun company and decided to rip off the American public, because they think the American public is a bunch of trusting nitwits who pay for things they don't need rather than make a stink.

[state of hockey]

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This makes me think of the Philosoraptor.

If you are late to special ed class, can the teacher call you tardy?

If Ron Weasley can do magic, why is he still a ginger?

Is there another word or synonym?

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas?

And of course;

Does he look like a b****?

[Priceless]

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Because some big shot over at the wiener company got together with some big shot over at the bun company and decided to rip off the American public, because they think the American public is a bunch of trusting nitwits who pay for things they don't need rather than make a stink.

And they're right

[Twitch Boy]

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How is babby formed?

[zamboni crash-test dummy]

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If I melt dry ice can I swim without getting wet?