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    Originally posted by joecct View Post
    In a 30 yard dash between David Ortiz or Adrian Gonzalez, who would win?
    They would both beat Ben Revere's 30 yard throw.

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      Do you really want to hurt me?

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        Originally posted by joecct View Post
        In a 30 yard dash between David Ortiz or Adrian Gonzalez, who would win?
        The person who called chest when they need CPR?

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          Why would McDonalds ever stop airing this commercial?
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            Originally posted by goldy_331 View Post
            Newsflash! A hat and ****kicker boots don't make you a cowboy. You're a Minnesota farmer - a freakin sod-buster to a real cowboy.
            To quote an old Seinfeld episode: "it's not a lie if you believe it."

            Or to put it another way, I don't think it matters if he's a real cowboy or not when plenty of women at a certain bar readily buy into it and throw themselves at him.

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              Originally posted by Bakunin View Post
              To quote an old Seinfeld episode: "it's not a lie if you believe it."

              Or to put it another way, I don't think it matters if he's a real cowboy or not when plenty of women at a certain bar readily buy into it and throw themselves at him.

              Minnesota's Pride On Ice: 1974, 1976, 1979, 2002 & 2003 NCAA National Champions


              And the preacher said, you know you always have the Lord by your side
              And I was so pleased to be informed of this that I ran
              Twenty red lights in his honor
              Thank you Jesus, thank you Lord

              ~Mick Jagger/Keith Richards

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              • Re: Eternal Questions - Add yours to the list.

                Originally posted by Bakunin View Post
                To quote an old Seinfeld episode: "it's not a lie if you believe it."

                Or to put it another way, I don't think it matters if he's a real cowboy or not when plenty of women at a certain bar readily buy into it and throw themselves at him.
                This is the truth. But really it isn't like I'm being deceiving. I grew up on the farm, raised cattle, showed cattle and still have a herd of beef cattle. The only difference between me and what goldy calls a "real cowboy" is that I'm from Minnesota, not Wyoming. Which is pretty weak.
                Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

                RIP - Kirby

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                  Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
                  This is the truth. But really it isn't like I'm being deceiving. I grew up on the farm, raised cattle, showed cattle and still have a herd of beef cattle. The only difference between me and what goldy calls a "real cowboy" is that I'm from Minnesota, not Wyoming. Which is pretty weak.
                  Do you ride roughstock? If not, you're a poser, not a cowboy.

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                    Originally posted by goldy_331 View Post
                    Do you ride roughstock? If not, you're a poser, not a cowboy.
                    Naw, he generally chooses decent-looking ladies.
                    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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                      Why don't the rest of the Monkees have lockers?
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                        How do women walk in high-heel shoes?
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                          Originally posted by Ralph Baer View Post
                          How do women walk in high-heel shoes?
                          not well.

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                            Originally posted by Ralph Baer View Post
                            How do women walk in high-heel shoes?
                            Heel to toe.

                            I don't find high heels hard to walk in - except when going down stairs.... slllloooooooowly. I don't wear anything with spike/stiletto heels, though.
                            Last edited by jen; 09-21-2011, 11:25 AM.

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                              How come Michael Bay gets to keep making movies?

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                                Why didn't Goddard's parents beat him more when he was a young child?
                                Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

                                RIP - Kirby

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