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  • #991
    Re: What the Fark???

    Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
    You know that movie "Waiting"? That is darn near a documentary on the restaurant business. I may or may not have had experiences/knowledge of said experiences in that movie. Or worse.
    You farted on the pizza's that you knew where going to bad tippers didn't you??
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    • #992
      Re: What the Fark???

      Originally posted by bigmrg74 View Post
      You farted on the pizza's that you knew where going to bad tippers didn't you??
      That one...nope. Never worked for any delivery place, nor a fast-food joint. Only casual restaurants/diners. The 5-second rule may or may not have been enforced, stretched out, ignored, etc etc. Sometimes on purpose.
      Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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      • #993
        Re: What the Fark???

        Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
        Disgruntled teen and Papa Murphy's employee rubs balls on a customer's order

        And he admits, had the customer not called him out on it, he would have given the order to the customer.
        Pretty ballsy move in this day and age, what with all the nut allergies out there...
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        • #994
          Re: What the Fark???

          Originally posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
          Pretty ballsy move in this day and age, what with all the nut allergies out there...
          Sounds like they avoided a hairy situation, though.
          Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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          • #995
            Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
            Sounds like they avoided a hairy situation, though.
            And thank God they said no sausage...
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            • #996
              Re: What the Fark???

              Originally posted by Jimjamesak View Post
              And thank God they said no sausage...
              I think they did ask for Alfredo sauce instead of marinara, though.
              Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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              • #997
                Re: What the Fark???

                If you want balls with your order, you can also try these tasty options at McDonald's.
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                • #998
                  Re: What the Fark???

                  Originally posted by LynahFan View Post
                  If you want balls with your order, you can also try these tasty options at McDonald's.
                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdXO52ZMcCM
                  Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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                  • #999
                    Re: What the Fark???

                    Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                    Disgruntled teen and Papa Murphy's employee rubs balls on a customer's order

                    And he admits, had the customer not called him out on it, he would have given the order to the customer.
                    To be fair, he did order a hawaiian pizza right at closing time. Scrotal rubbing is the best that scum should have hoped for.

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                    • #1000
                      Re: What the Fark???

                      Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdXO52ZMcCM
                      Exactly where I was going next. Thanks.
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                      • #1001
                        Re: What the Fark???

                        Originally posted by Foxton View Post
                        To be fair, he did order a hawaiian pizza right at closing time. Scrotal rubbing is the best that scum should have hoped for.
                        You ask for fruit on pizza, you deserve the berries.
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                        • #1002
                          Originally posted by LynahFan View Post
                          You ask for fruit on pizza, you deserve the berries.
                          isn't tomato a fruit?
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                          • #1003
                            Re: What the Fark???

                            Originally posted by JF_Gophers View Post
                            isn't tomato a fruit?
                            I dunno, but the Reagan administration got the USDA to reclassify ketchup as a vegetable as a quid pro quo to Agribusiness donors.
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                            • #1004
                              Re: What the Fark???

                              Originally posted by LynahFan View Post
                              You ask for fruit on pizza, you deserve the berries.
                              The only worthwhile new thing I saw while at Stanford was Hawaiian pizza. I started out hating the concept as much an any salt of the earth New Yorker, but the fact of the matter is when done right it's great. It shouldn't be -- it violates every natural law known to god and man -- but it is.

                              Now sprouts, OTOH, which are as ubiquitous in NoCal, are just pure crap. You might as well just grab a handful of weeds and shove them on every dish.
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                              • #1005
                                Re: What the Fark???

                                I'll rephrase, your honor: If you ask for anything sweet on a pizza (instead of savory), you deserve the berries.

                                Edit: Next time I am in Palo Alto, let me know where to try to find this abomination "well done" and I am willing to try it one more time.
                                Last edited by LynahFan; 09-17-2014, 10:38 AM.
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