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    @wkyc: Connecticut woman injured after mistaking dynamite for candle during power outage https://on.wkyc.com/2oTHR9O https://twitter.com/wkyc/status/1038704842993266688/photo/1

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    Re: Darwinism

    From the Herd Thinner line of candles and gifts.

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    Re: Darwinism

    I'm just trying to imagine why one would just have dynamite sitting in a drawer with their candles, some tapes, maybe a tape measurer.

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    Re: Darwinism

    Quote Originally Posted by French Rage View Post
    I'm just trying to imagine why one would just have dynamite sitting in a drawer with their candles, some tapes, maybe a tape measurer.
    You never know when you may need to catch a road runner.

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    Re: Darwinism

    Quote Originally Posted by French Rage View Post
    I'm just trying to imagine why one would just have dynamite sitting in a drawer with their candles, some tapes, maybe a tape measurer.
    I'm wondering why anyone would just have a loaded gun in a low cupboard with kids in the house.

    I figure, there's gotta be a common factor in there somewhere. Just not sure what.
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    Re: Darwinism

    People who could have evacuated the coast ahead of Florence but refused to will lose their herd membership card.

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    Re: Darwinism

    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    @wkyc: Connecticut woman injured after mistaking dynamite for candle during power outage https://on.wkyc.com/2oTHR9O https://twitter.com/wkyc/status/1038...266688/photo/1
    I'm pretty sure I saw this happen in a loony tunes cartoon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BassAle View Post
    I'm pretty sure I saw this happen in a loony tunes cartoon.
    Or this

    https://youtu.be/lJKcdlj-Uiw

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    Re: Darwinism

    Quote Originally Posted by French Rage View Post
    I'm just trying to imagine why one would just have dynamite sitting in a drawer with their candles, some tapes, maybe a tape measurer.
    Because the store was out of nitroglycerin.


    PS - The device is a tape measure; you're the tape measurer.
    PPS - What kind of tapes? Led Zeppelin? Beach Boys?
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