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    Re: 0 Days Since Last Mass Killing: Maybe It's the Person, Not the Gun...

    Quote Originally Posted by Slap Shot View Post
    Not sure where you are Mookie but the women in Thailand and here are HAWT!!
    Ummm, those aren't women.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Pshaw.

    Irish till they're 30.
    Slavs till they're 50.
    Then it's game over unless they're Sophia Loren.
    Then what? Lock us up in cages in a Walmart?

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    Re: 0 Days Since Last Mass Killing: Maybe It's the Person, Not the Gun...

    I wonder how Dr. Mrs. feels about that statement.
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    Re: 0 Days Since Last Mass Killing: Maybe It's the Person, Not the Gun...

    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Pshaw.

    Irish till they're 30.
    Slavs till they're 50.
    Then it's game over unless they're Sophia Loren.
    Fine. I guess I'll take your garbage that is named Christie Brinkley.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slap Shot View Post
    Israeli women might be the most beautiful on the whole
    I'll find out in less than a week! Of course I'll be going there with the wife. There's nothing in our ketubah about staring, though. At least I don't think there is. It's in Hebrew after all.

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    Re: 0 Days Since Last Mass Killing: Maybe It's the Person, Not the Gun...

    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Pshaw.

    Irish till they're 30.
    Slavs till they're 50.
    Then it's game over unless they're Sophia Loren.
    You know how you say only the GOP are misogynistic...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    Then what? Lock us up in cages in a Walmart?
    Poors: Kohl's
    Middle Class: Macy's
    Rich: Bloomingdale's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Handyman View Post
    You know how you say only the GOP are misogynistic...
    Sit. Read.

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    Re: 0 Days Since Last Mass Killing: Maybe It's the Person, Not the Gun...

    No thanks...I subscribe to the theory that if you have to explain it, or if you need to justify it with overly wordy and pointless descriptions, then it isnt funny so sense of humor doesnt matter. It isnt like I dont love off color humor or real dark comedy...but it still needs to be funny. Your post was more tragic than anything else

    The irony is not lost on me that you obviously couldnt take the joke I was making so you over intellectualized to try and defend your joke

    BTW still misogynistic Better hope your sweetheart Maggie Haberman doesnt read that
    "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
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    Read.
    No thanks.
    The rest is silence.
    It's a book of our true stories
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slap Shot View Post
    Not sure where you are Mookie but the women in Thailand and here are HAWT!!

    Israeli women might be the most beautiful on the whole or perhaps the Dutch it tall and blonde is your thing.
    Yes

    Hot women are allowed to stay. Heck, encouraged to do so

    They get married and have things bought for them.

    It’s the others who go to Dubai and kuwait and Hong Kong to work.

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    Re: 0 Days Since Last Mass Killing: Maybe It's the Person, Not the Gun...

    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    The rest is silence.
    I dont need to read an article to get what you were doing or that you have no idea how to take a joke

    You ever get in insult fights with your friends? Did you source all your insults?

    (you are taking my comment way too seriously)
    "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
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    Re: 0 Days Since Last Mass Killing: Maybe It's the Person, Not the Gun...

    Quote Originally Posted by Handyman View Post
    You ever get in insult fights with your friends? Did you source all your insults?
    We didn't need to.
    It's a book of our true stories
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    Re: 0 Days Since Last Mass Killing: Maybe It's the Person, Not the Gun...

    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    We didn't need to.
    Exactly my point.

    (we are more on the same page than either of us realize)

    Can we go back to insulting the guys who fellate guns now
    "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
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    Re: 0 Days Since Last Mass Killing: Maybe It's the Person, Not the Gun...

    Quote Originally Posted by Handyman View Post
    Can we go back to insulting the guys who fellate guns now
    They do fine shooting themselves in the foot.
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    Re: 0 Days Since Last Mass Killing: Maybe It's the Person, Not the Gun...

    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    They do fine shooting themselves in the foot.
    "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
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    Re: 0 Days Since Last Mass Killing: Maybe It's the Person, Not the Gun...

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