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  • Re: POTUS 45.33: ""We're rounding them up in a very humane way, in a very nice way."

    Originally posted by rufus View Post
    All part of The Plan. You do not question God's plan.
    I guess I do. Does that mean I'm worm food? Or Purgatory? Maybe hell? Hot lava and pitchforks?
    **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

    Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
    Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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    • Re: POTUS 45.33: ""We're rounding them up in a very humane way, in a very nice way."

      Everything required for Armageddon already happened in like the 2nd century AD. Last I checked, we're still here and Jesus isn't.

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      • Re: POTUS 45.33: ""We're rounding them up in a very humane way, in a very nice way."

        Originally posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
        I guess I do. Does that mean I'm worm food? Or Purgatory? Maybe hell? Hot lava and pitchforks?
        Lifelong gopher fan seems punishment enough

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        • Originally posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
          I guess I do. Does that mean I'm worm food? Or Purgatory? Maybe hell? Hot lava and pitchforks?
          Worse. Wisconsin. For the entire span of human history. And when the world ends, you'll have to sit outside the gates for all eternity

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          • Re: POTUS 45.33: ""We're rounding them up in a very humane way, in a very nice way."

            Originally posted by ticapnews View Post
            Everything required for Armageddon already happened in like the 2nd century AD. Last I checked, we're still here and Jesus isn't.
            Everything was supposed to happen in the generation of the Disciples, circa 50 AD. You know those crank preachers who predict The End of the World every few years and then redo the math when it doesn't happen? The Church Fathers were just more of those guys. In fact, they themselves were just following a millenia-long tradition of predicting the return of the Jewish Messiah. That was how Jesus got confused with The Christ in the first place.

            We're not in year 2000 of lousy Christian predictions. We're in year 3000 of lousy Jewish predictions.

            I assume the Jews started out just cobbling together Enûma Eliš myths and we're in year 6000 of lousy Babylonian predictions.

            tl; dr of religion:

            There's nobody coming back since, you know, there's nowhere to come back from.
            Last edited by Kepler; 05-15-2018, 06:50 PM.
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            • Re: POTUS 45.33: ""We're rounding them up in a very humane way, in a very nice way."

              Originally posted by Kepler View Post
              There's nobody coming back since, you know, there's nowhere to come back from.
              Duh, outer space.
              What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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              • Re: POTUS 45.33: ""We're rounding them up in a very humane way, in a very nice way."

                Originally posted by rufus View Post
                Duh, outer space.
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                • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                  Why would he want the kid? It's broken.


                  That is priceless level nastiness right there!!
                  a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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                  • Re: POTUS 45.33: ""We're rounding them up in a very humane way, in a very nice way."

                    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                    Everything was supposed to happen in the generation of the Disciples, circa 50 AD. You know those crank preachers who predict The End of the World every few years and then redo the math when it doesn't happen? The Church Fathers were just more of those guys. In fact, they themselves were just following a millenia-long tradition of predicting the return of the Jewish Messiah. That was how Jesus got confused with The Christ in the first place.

                    We're not in year 2000 of lousy Christian predictions. We're in year 3000 of lousy Jewish predictions.

                    I assume the Jews started out just cobbling together Enûma Eliš myths and we're in year 6000 of lousy Babylonian predictions.

                    tl; dr of religion:

                    There's nobody coming back since, you know, there's nowhere to come back from.
                    I prefer my Messiah's dont die in the first place.
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                    • Originally posted by mookie1995 View Post


                      That is priceless level nastiness right there!!
                      Your faux umbrage in the age of the Trump White House is duly noted.

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                      • Re: POTUS 45.33: ""We're rounding them up in a very humane way, in a very nice way."

                        Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
                        Your faux umbrage in the age of the Trump White House is duly noted.
                        why is you assuming anything other than being impressed?
                        a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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                        • Originally posted by mookie1995 View Post
                          why is you assuming anything other than being impressed?
                          The eyeroll betrayed you.

                          "**** your feelings" sound familiar?

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                          • Re: POTUS 45.33: ""We're rounding them up in a very humane way, in a very nice way."

                            Originally posted by ticapnews View Post
                            The eyeroll betrayed you.

                            "**** your feelings" sound familiar?
                            eyeroll is looking at heaven to show it was heavenly inspired.

                            again, you guys project your own thoughts on others way to often. need to open up and look at all sides. even when one may be your own
                            a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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                            • Re: POTUS 45.33: ""We're rounding them up in a very humane way, in a very nice way."

                              Originally posted by mookie1995 View Post
                              why is you assuming anything other than being impressed?
                              For the record, I took it as a compliment.
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                              • Re: POTUS 45.33: ""We're rounding them up in a very humane way, in a very nice way."

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