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  • #91
    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
    You don't eff with geese. They will fight you until they literally die. There are quite a few people who own trained guard geese, because geese DGAF.
    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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    • #92
      Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

      Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
      You don't eff with geese. They will fight you until they literally die. There are quite a few people who own trained guard geese, because geese DGAF.
      always.... ALWAYS have a club in hand when they are nearby.
      a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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      • #93
        Originally posted by mookie1995 View Post
        always.... ALWAYS have a club in hand when they are nearby.
        Usually my 7 iron.
        CCT '77 & '78
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        5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
        1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

        ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
        - Benjamin Franklin

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        • #94
          Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

          Originally posted by joecct View Post
          Usually my 7 iron.
          it's just reflex at this point

          if mookie is with the kids he gets between the birds and them. if mookie is with peeps he gets on the far side of peeps
          a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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          • #95
            Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

            Originally posted by mookie1995 View Post
            it's just reflex at this point

            if mookie is with the kids he gets between the birds and them. if mookie is with peeps he gets on the far side of peeps
            Is it because the geese will bite you with their large, gnashy teeth and terrifying claws?
            "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

            "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

            "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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            • #96
              Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

              Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
              Is it because the geese will bite you with their large, gnashy teeth and terrifying claws?
              You mean behind the rabbit?

              It is the rabbit.
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              • #97
                Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                You mean behind the rabbit?

                It is the rabbit.
                Well, yeah, I lifted the quote. It still fits. Exceedingly well.
                "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

                "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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                • #98
                  Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                  Oops.
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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                    Sacre Merde!
                    CCT '77 & '78
                    4 kids
                    5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                    1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                    ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                    - Benjamin Franklin

                    Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                    I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                    • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                      Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                      The lawsuit makes sense, especially when you read the bilingual commenters on the article. They specifically call out the law regarding cell phone use. In French, the law reads that the driver can't have their phone in their hand, while the English version reads that you can't use your cell phone at all. And thus the confusion begins.
                      "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                      "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

                      "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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                      • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                        Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                        Why are the cute ones always crazy?
                        The eyes give it away

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                        • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                          “You do whatever you have to do to get here…but don’t ever try to leave me .. I’ll kill you .. I don’t want to be a murderer,” another message stated, according to officials.

                          Ades allegedly compared herself to Adolf Hitler, who she called “a genius.”

                          Last month, the man called police after surveillance footage from his home showed Ades taking a bath in his tub while he was away on a trip. Paradise Valley police arrested Ades and also discovered a large butcher knife in her vehicle.

                          Ades was released from custody but failed to appear in court, AZ Central reported. She reportedly showed up at the man’s place of employment in Scottsdale on Tuesday, but was escorted from the building by officers.
                          Silly me. I figured "bathe in your blood" + stalking + Hitler Good + butcher knife + trespassing = involuntary hold.
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                          • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                            Mother of the year.

                            http://www.wdrb.com/story/38148523/o...nd-6-for-money
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                            • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                              Today in Captain Obvious...

                              Tomorrow, groundbreaking research that pharmaceutical sales reps blow their clients as part of the job.

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                              • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                                Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                                Today in Captain Obvious...

                                Tomorrow, groundbreaking research that pharmaceutical sales reps blow their clients as part of the job.

                                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjbPi00k_ME
                                **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

                                Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
                                Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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